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Fortune Cookie:Your story sucks!
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Me:OMG!A talking Fortune Cookie!
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SuperShort!:
Emmett/Jasper.
*Emmett's POV*
Hahaha Jasper lost the game of Poker so now he has to go through with the bet!
Jasper walked up to Mike Newtons front door,I had the camera zoomed in to Jasper's embarrassed face.
Jasper knocked on the door and waited a few minutes, the door finely opened to Mikes mother"Yes?"She asked.
"Hello ma'am may I please speak with Mike?"Jasper asked.
"Yes hold on just a minute"She said and walked away.
"Yeah what do you want Cullen?"Mikedemanded ,once he reached the door.
"I love you"Jasper answered.
The door slamed in Jaspers face.
I started laughing hard but I decided that that wasn't funny enough, so I grabbed some spray paint and wrote in big letters on Mike's front yard"YOU CAN'T HIDE WHATS INSIDE!".
Now Jasper was laughing with me.
We were driving away when Jasper said"Lets play Texan'Hold'em!".
I grinned.
*One hour later*
"Hello?"Mike said.
"I love you"I told Mike.
The Door slammed in my face.
END.
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