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Disclaimer:

Fortune Cookie:The future for Bella is shaky.

Me:What do you mean Magical cookie?

Fortune Cookie:...

Me: Poor Bella...

I do not own Twilight saga, I'm just messing with the Cullens.

MessingWithLife!: Clubbing like I know you would.

Bella.

*Emmett POV*

know how the last time I was in Bella's room I thought it was Boring? Well I fixed that.

"Emmett are you watching the paint dry?"Jasper asked me.

"Hold on this the best part! Ok yeah I was watching the paint dry"I answered Jasper.

"Whyyyyy?"Jasper wanted to know.

"I was bored"I shrugged.

"Hey Emmett maybe we shouldn't have redone the whole house..."Jasper said.

"Aww, but it looks Awesome!"I whined.

"Yeah your right! Oh well, so who should we invite?"Jasper asked.

"Oooh!Oooh!I know lets invite everyone except Lauren and Mike!"I yelled.

"Hahaha Ya!"Jasper agreed.

*Two Hours l8r*

"Okay we got silly string, glow sticks, crazy hats, glitter, beer, crazy wigs, beer, ring pops, beer, Glow in the dark paint, teqelia."I finished off the head count.

"Good and I just finished up the Club"Jasper said.

I looked around and I thought it wasn't too bad, florescent lights, blue/green/brown walls(Green was glow in the dark paint), we put different carpet in the house too,I had also set up cameras in all the rooms, every thing was perfect, now all that was left is for the guest's to come.

"Well, Lets Get It started in here!"Jasper yelled.

*Two Hours l8r*

Here we Go, Here we Go, satillite radio!

Y'all gettin'hit with Boom Boom

Beats so big I'm steppin on leprechauns!

"This is awesome!"I shouted towards Jasper.

"I say!"He replied/shouted.

I saw the front door open and Bella and Edward were standing there with wide eyes.

I walked over to them"Hey Guys!"I shouted.

"EMMETT WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE?!"Bella shrieked.

"Well at first I was just redoing your room but then one thing led to another and we ended up with this party!"I told her happily.

"Emmett what about when Charlie gets home?!"Bella Asked/Shouted.

"All taken care of..."I told her mysteriously.

"Emmett you can't just throw a party in my house!"Bella Exclaimed.

"Oh Bella don't be so 2000 and late!Be 3000 and Eight!"I yelled at her.

Edward looked ready to kill me, so I thrust my self back into the crowd.

"Yeah! Jasper Pump it!"I shouted at Jasper who was on the Dance Floor.

He suddenly stopped and pulled out his phone"HELLO?"He Shouted into the phone.

"Jasper!How Could You Throw A party And Not Invite Us?!!!"Alice Yelled.

I was making and signals to Jasper telling him to hang up"What?!I can't hear you I'll call you back!"Jasper Shouted and hanged up the phone.

Jasper and I looked at each other then gulped.

I grabbed some punch and went to Bella"Hey Bella I got you some punch!"I shouted handing Bella a big cup of Punch.

She still looked mad but excepted the Punch"Thanks Emmett!"She Shouted.

Edward was starting to unwined Finely too.

Edward Growled at me, I just smiled and shimmied away, which Bella was laughed at me for doing so.

I went into what used to be the living room and found Jasper on stage starting to sing and do DJ,

Nobody gave a damn about Jaspers Crappy Raping, but all of a sudden People started running to the stage hopping up and down demanding Jasper to do more.

I looked at him from across the room and he winked at me, That's when it hit me, Jasper was using his powers!

Jasper started up another song that I was listening to untill somebody bumped into me"Hey Watch it!"I started to yell but realized that it was Bella"Hi Bells!You enjoying the party?!"I asked/Shouted.

She stumbled and said"Whoooo!Party!Do you Want to Party Emmett?!".

"I wanna party do you want to party Bella?!"I answered/Asked/Shouted.

"I s'wanna Party do Ya want to Party Emmett?!"Bella Replied/Asked/Slurred.

"I wanna Party! Do you want to par-"I was cut off.

"EMMETT?!WHAT WAS IN THAT PUNCH?!"Edward yelled, Walking over to me.

"GREY GOOSE!"I yelled back.

We both stopped there because Bella just went up to some random guy and kissed him (Not the peck on the cheek kind either).

Something in Edward must of snapped because he went up to that guy and punched him.

Bella stared for a minute at what just happened, then walked up to another random guy and kissed him.

Edward walked up and punched him.

Bella Kissed a few other guys and stepped next to me, we watched Edward go and punch the guys she kissed.

I was about to say something to Bella but I was interrupted.

"Hi were like the Exotic dancers you like asked for"a lady said.

"What?!We didn't hire any Dancers!Especially not the Exotic kind!"I said.

They started to dance around, slowly removing clothes.

"No we didn't ask for you"I shouted, Trying to button up the girls top.

"EMMETT!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SKANK!"Rosalie yelled.

"Oh shit"I mumbled realizing what this must looks like.

After getting beaten up by Rosalie, I went back to the DJ room only to find every one crying.

"JASPER!Why is everyone crying?!"I asked.

"Oh sorry, I started to sing "Hate me-Blue October"Jasper answered.

I groaned and all of a sudden somebody smacked me on the head"S'Could've haaad ah Veee Eight!"Bella slurred out then started laughing uncontrollably.

Man this is more work then I thought...

Hey wheres Edward?

Edward was duct taped to the wall, even Vampires can't get past the Evil Duct Tape...

"Hey Eddie!Walls wrong?!"I laughed taking Picture's.

"EMMETT GET ME DOWN!!!hey wheres Bella?"Edward yelled/asked.

*Camera*

"Lumps my S'lovely ladies bumps"Bella slurred while dancing on stage.

"I don't know!"I told him.

The front door opened"WHATS GOING ON HERE!!!"Charlie yelled.

"Oh Shit".

*Two days L8r*

*Bella's POV*

Finely I can use my own bathroom.

I turned on the light but instead of regular light it was fluorescent and my Hair started Glowing Neon Pink.

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

END.

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