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Me:OMIGAWD I ATE THE FORTUNE COOKIE!

I do not own the Twilight Saga.

MessingWithLife:Shopping Trip!

Emmett/Jasper/Rosalie.

*Emmett POV*

Aww, were going to Ulta with Rosalie and its going to be sooooooo boring, hey wait a minute I can Bring my Spy Pen!

"Rosalieeeeee! Do we have to go with you?!"I asked for the hundredth time...

Yay! I can count to one hundred!

"Emmett shut up!"Rosalie yelled.

I shut up.

*Jasper POV*

Emmett punched me"SLUG BUG!"Emmett yelled.

"SON OF A B****!!!"I yelled.

Rosalie snapped.

"If you guys don't sit and be quiet there will be trouble"She said menacingly.

We shut up after that.

*twenty minutes later**Emmett POV*

Wow that was the longest twenty five minutes of my life from our house to Ulta!

We walked into the store and my vampire sence of smell went into overload.

"Okay guys I'm going to get my hair done, so don't do anything stupid!"Rosalie commanded.

"Okayyyyy"I said with a pout.

With that Rosalie stalked off, Man I love her.

"Soooooo, you want to go see if they have any good cologne?"Jasper asked.

"Sure"I shrugged.

At the perfume section Jasper started smelling different cologne's and I was immediately over come with boredom.

I picked up a vile and sniffed it, YUK!

That's disgusting, People wear that?!

Then I saw its name "Jacob Black, Vile of Love" I started cracking up.

A smile came on my face as I looked at Jasper, I walked up to him and Sprayed him with the Cologne"Haha now you smell like Jacobs LOVE"I boomed.

"Eww!Get it off me!"Jasper yelled.

Then Jasper grabbed a Vile and sprayed me"Now you smell like a women's Caresse!"Jasper said with a smug smile.

"Oh yeah well now you smell like Making love in midnight rain!"I told him while spraying the Cologne.

"Well you smell like...Black Jack, Fresh in Vegas!"Jasper sprayed me.

"What kind of name is that?!"I wanted to know.

"I don't know...But what I do know is that were having a perfume fight!"Jasper said and grabbed two vials, I did the same and it was on!

*Ulta Worker POV*

"Hey Sam go to the perfume section, We have some kids playing over there"Allen told me.

"Okay, right away"I said before walking over to the perfume section.

"Pss!Pss!psh!Pss!Psh!Take that!And that!"I heard before a cloud of Perfume and Cologne hit me.

*Emmett POV*

Hahaha!I stopped and Jasper kept spraying me, "Jasper!Somebodies coming!"I whispered.

"Take That!And That!"Jasper yelled.

I grabbed his hand and I ran out of that section.

We ended up in the lipstick department, I walked up to a random lady"Honey, that shade is sooooo not you'll Color!"I told her.

"What?But I always get this color, you guys even recommended it"The lady said.

"Ugh so thats why you look like that!"I said before walking away.

Jasper was laughing really hard when I went back to the aisle.

Next stop was the Nail Polish Aisle.

*Ten Minutes L8r*

"Oooh Jasper your rainbow nails are soooooo pretty!"I told Jasper.

"Emmett your Nails are just rainderfull!"Jasper told me.

"What?"I asked.

but Jasper was already up"Make-Up Section!"He yelled.

*Five minutes L8r*

Jasper grabbed some Blush and put a whole bunch on"Look at me I'm Bella!"Jasper mocked.

I grabbed some white powder and put it on"Look at me I'm Edward!"I boomed.

"Emmett you idiot you all ready look that white"Jasper told me.

"Oh".

*Five Minutes L8r*

"How do you work a hair straightener?"I asked Jasper.

"Uh you crimp your hair in that metal part, I saw Alice do that with Bella once"Jasper explained.

I picked one up and plugged it in.

*Ten Minutes L8r*

Worse idea EVER! My hair had caught on fire and...I don't want to talk about it!

"Sooo what now?"I asked Jasper.

"Oh I know!"Jasper exclaimed.

*Ten Minutes L8r*

"Wow Jasper I didn't know you knew how to make a bomb at of beauty products!"I exclaimed.

"Yeah it was easy!"Jasper told me.

"Lets go set it off in a Toilet!"I told Jasper.

"Yeah!".

*Two Minutes L8r*

Okay now all we have to do is push the button and-

"Okay guys time to go"Rosalie said.

"Aww but we were having fun"I whined but Rosalie was already walking away.

We followed after her.

*At Cullen House*

Rosalie really looked at us for the first time"WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO!".

END

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*Weeks l8r after Ulta visit**Emmett POV*

Hey a detonator! I wonder what it goes too?

Oops!

Love:MT ;-)