Chapter 2
You're in the army now!!!
Nicely done! You passed!
Wakey-Wakey!!! Time for work! Eat some Cheerios and get on your uniform!
Woooo… HQ is so cool! You have a dorm room! It's like college or something! So COOL!!!
Report to Col. Mustang's office pronto.
Run, run, run.
Uh-oh! Freaky guy at twelve o'clock!
…what?
No, you're not late! It's not really twelve o'clock! It was another expression. In fact, it was a military expression. Get it together chibi-girl! You're in the military!
And that guy is still running toward you…
Whoa, who is this man?
Yeah, yeah, your daughter is soooooo CUTE! (who the hell are you?!?!?) Uh-huh, she must be really smart (who the hell are you?!?!?) Yep, that's amazing, mister! (who the hell are you?!?!?)
"Oh, by the way, I'm Maes Hughes."
(Who the hell…?)
The strange gentleman whacks you on the back and offers you some pie. Okay…
Child molester!!!
No, no, he's okay. Just wWiiiIiieEeerd. Anyhoo, yippity skippity, you go on walking to the office. Yep-yep, Elysia is a sweetey.
Yep-Yep.
Yep-Yep.
Yep-Yep.
Ye-…
Holy SHIZNITS!!!
Who's the hottie?
What's that you say, Mr. Hughes?
Oooohhh…Commanding Officer? Is that so? Hehhh…SWEET!
You like the military.
Riza's taken the day off work because she's sick, so if you were her sidekick, it doesn't matter. Just remember one thing: Your commanding officer is Roy Mustang, and he is one of those hot military dogs I spoke off. You're about to get your first mission. Selection for this assignment is based on very imperative criteria, or so Roy Mustang tells you.
Now, here's the most important question:
…
Do you wear miniskirts?
If you do, you are about to depart on a very dangerous and top-secret mission!!! Go to Chapter 5.
If you don't, he's looking at you like a something the cat (the one from the quiki-mart) dragged in and is saying that he's dumping you off on his subordinate. Go to Chapter 8.