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Me: *Burying Mango in a ditch*
Police guy: *Sneaks up on me Ninja Style* Ma'am What are you doing?
Me: *Jumps and tries to hide shovel* Umm Nothing?
Police Guy: Ma'am is that a body bag?
Me: No!Why would you say that?!
Police Guy: Ma'am may I take a look at the suspicious Bag?
Me: No! I have allergy's!
Police Guy: Ma'am STEP AWAY FROM THE BAG!
Me: Okay Okay!*Whacks Police Guy on head*
Police Guy: *Crumbles to ground unconscious*
Me: Shiit...
SuperShorts!: Project Shut Up!
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(Third POV.)
Emmett, Jasper and Edward were sitting on the couch lazily flipping through channels, when The females of the house came running in.
"Give us the clicker" Rosalie commanded Emmett.
Emmett gave up the remote with hesitation.
"Good boy" Rosalie told him before sitting down with the girls.
Project Runway came up on the screen a few minutes later. All the guys grumbled while the girls squealed.
They watched about five minutes into the show before the quiet was broken...
"That guys gay, that guys gay, that guys gay" Emmett said every time a guy popped up on the screen. "Shut up Emmett!" The girls all screamed at once. "Fine Fine" Emmett muttered. "That guys gay" Jasper said.
"He's not gay! He has a wife!" Bella growled. "Shuuuurrrre" The Guys replied. All the Girls gave the guys dirty looks. Emmett started laughing "Man if looks could kill!" He got out between gasps.
The women were not amused and Emmett shut up immediately.
"That Dress is Ugly!" Emmett yelled.
"Nuh uh!" Alice said.
"Yuh huh!" Emmett shot back.
"Nuh uh!"
"Yuh huh!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Yuh uh!"
"ITS NOT UGLY!" Alice screamed.
"Fine what ever." Emmett surrendered.
Alice did a victory dance.
_Ten Minutes L8r_
"Eh-" Was all Emmett got out before he was thrown out of the house.