Chapter 10
You sprint toward the door, but you haven't gone three steps before Lust is on her feet, blocking your path. Havoc yells at her, but she waves him off and motions for Gluttony to commence Operation Snack Time. Snack Time?!?!? He's really going to eat you!!!
You snatch Breda's machete and charge Gluttony, hollering at the top of your lungs. For a few seconds, he and Lust freeze. Roy, Riza, and Black Hayate stop what they're doing and look up as you run the little abomination through. Ha! Take that, you fat lard!
But then Gluttony grins wildly and opens his mouth. Wha! No! He's not dead! Heck no! This is not fair! He's supposed to die now!
Chomp.
Oh… well then. So much for the machete. Breda doesn't notice. He's still busy with his beer. You stand staring at what's left of your weapon in complete shock while Gluttony giggles. Yes, giggles. Havoc squeaks and passes out cold. Lust catches him and pats his head, mumbling something about the nasty little girl scaring poor Jean. You look at your munched-on weapon again. The blade is completely gone. That little scumwad just ate it! Who are these people?!?!? No time to wonder though, cause-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Chomp-chomp.
Well, this date has most definitely sucked.
Oh, by the way, you're dead. Go to Chapter 7