Damn you, Alice

Bella POV

I was stuck.

In a janitor's closet.

With Edward Cullen.

Or the boy I truly love.

Damn you, Alice.

Edward POV

I was stuck.

In a janitor's closet.

With Bella Swan.

Or the girl I truly love.

Thank you, Alice.

Normal POV

Silence.

"So…" Edward started conversationally.

"Yup," Bella said, popping the 'p'.

"This is awkward," Edward added.

"No duh."

"…"

"I have another theory," Bella randomly said.

Edward raised an eyebrow. "Oh?"

"You know how you always eat a bit of school food and then make a face?"

"You've been observing me, haven't you, Swan?"

Blush. "No! I---- You're just-"

"-Interesting? Gorgeous? Smart? Beautiful? Handsome?"

"Bastard."

…

"So what I was saying is that my theory is that you're allergic to school foods!" Bella proudly says.

"That sucks."

"Worse than the Batman theory?"

"Worse."

"So what is it?"

"I just find cafeteria food disgusting. It doesn't compare to Esme's spaghetti."

"You have spaghetti at home, don't you?"

"Yes…"

"You're drooling."

"What?"

Drool.

"Oh." Wipe. "Sorry."

"You're disgusting!"

Pout.

"This is no better than Alice's pout!" Bella screams. "I can resist it!"

"Not if you love me," Edward said, smirking.

"It's dark, but I can hear that goddamned smirk."

"I think you want to say, That oh-so-sexy goddamned smirk."

"Ed- stop it! You're scaring me!"

Silence.

"I wonder when someone's gonna save us…"

"Yeah. So how 'bout a game of Truth or Dare while we're here, hm, Bella?"

"You just called me Bella!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No- you know what?"

"What?"

"You just seem to be so happy I finally dropped the Last Name Status."

Affronted. "No! You know what, truth or dare, Edward?"

Snort. "What kind of man picks truth? Dare."

Smirk. "You know what? It's kinda cold in here. Like really, really cold."

"I kinda figured that out when I started shuddering."

"At my awesomeness?"

"… No. At the cold."

"Okay then!" Bella said cheerfully. "Take off your jacket, then the shirt, and give them to me!"

Horror. "NO! It's freezing cold in here!"

"If we want to make it out, I need to be alive so I can drag your dead corpse out. So hand them over."

"…Fine."

"Thank you!"

Hiss. "Bitch."

"Lo-oser!"

Blink. "That was the only thing you could come up with?"

"No. Now ask me."

"Bella, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to kiss me."

Silence. Thump.

"Bella? BELLA!"

"What?!"

"You fainted."

"Oh. Why? What happened?"

"I asked you to kiss me."

"…"

Worried. "Bella?"

"Edward?"

"Yes?"

"Do you like me? As in really, really like me?"

Suddenly, his breath was on her face. His lips only millimeters apart, he said, "I don't like you. I love you, Isabella Marie Swan."

Then his lips were on hers.

For both of them, this was a moment they had awaited for over 2 years.

Then…

"Bella! Edward! I came… back," Alice said, taking in the view of her brother-in-law making out with her best friend.

"Edward, Bella, I know this is a closet but you can come out now," Jasper said, smirking.

And as they broke apart, Bella's face was as red as a tomato, while Edward was glaring at his brother and his sister-in-law.

"Jazz, Al, go away," he growled, before shutting the door and kissing Bella again.

My first Twilight fanfic… how was it?

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