Chapter 21
"Let go of me!!!"
"Ouch!!!"
Ha! Take that, palm tree freak!
Yep. He's definitely a guy.
"You little brat! Hey! Get back here!"
You, of course, do nothing of the sort. You're lucky he's in quite a lot of pain right now, or else there's no way you would be able to outrun him, especially not in your current wardrobe. You also have absolutely no idea where you are, but the main point is to keep moving until he's given up on catching you.
Ok, let's recap.
You are a homunculus. Cause as I'm sure you recall, you died. After that, there was a period of about two weeks where you were well and truly dead. But then Colonel Roy Mustang performed a human transmutation and now here you are. You may wonder why he bothered. The best guess I can make is that he must have thought you looked pretty hot wielding that machete. So he realized that you were the only woman he'd ever love. Naturally, he tried to bring you back to life. He was positive he would be successful, because he sacrificed his brain, and he figured that such an incredibly powerful mind as his was ample sacrifice for a human transmutation and that once he had succeeded you would both take over the world and live happily after. This of course proves that his brain was not nearly as powerful as he thought, or else it might have occurred to him that once he removed it, he would die. Which may be why he failed and you are now a homunculus. This is not a good thing.
However you are now more or less alive and you have managed to escape that lunatic with the whacky hair. So you're doing okay. Or you will be once you find some clothes and get out of the rain.
You see a town up ahead.
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