Author's Note: Ok, let me just start by saying that I am REALLY sorry for not updating sooner but I was on vacation, then I was at camp, and then I got writers block, then school started and I was really busy and then to top it all off, my mom banned me from fanfiction because my marks were going down so I am writing in secret now. The good news is I am writing again now…as I sit in geography.
Disclaimer: If I owned The Mentalist, would I be writing fanfiction?
"Okay Cho. Spill", commanded Jane.
Cho looked around warily, inspecting everyone at the table as if they each had a third eye on their forehead. He then leaned back in his chair and simply said, "No."
"Come on, Cho!" Van Pelt pleaded. "It can't be that bad. Seriously, it's not like you did something horrendous like cheated on a test…" She started to go into a panic, and Lisbon just rolled her eyes.
"As long as you don't react like Van Pelt over there," Lisbon shot a thumb towards the junior agent, who was currently folding and refolding her cloth napkin like an OCD would. "We won't mock you."
Rigsby spoke up this time, his mouth full of food. "Come on, my man! Tell us!" Everyone looked revolted as Rigsby spoke.
"Chew, swallow, talk. It's not that hard." Jane commented with a smirk. He was joking, but Rigsby still looked offended.
"Fine." Cho said. "I'll tell you as long as you just shut the hell up already." The others turned their heads intently to Cho, who showed no expression. "I went to juvie."
Rigsby pointed his fork towards Cho. "Hey! You already told me-" He was cut off by Cho's glare. Rigsby shrunk back into his seat, not risking getting shot in the head by and angry man. Jane looked at Cho.
"Liar."
"It's true!" Cho said, anger evident in his voice. "I went to juvie!"
Jane raised an eyebrow. "Yes, but you already told foodie over there. What is something we don't know."
"Not telling."
"Yes you are."
"Don't want to."
"You know you want to."
"You can't make me."
"I have Lisbon on my side."
"No she's not."
"Yes she is."
"I love pasta." The attention turned to Rigsby, who then looked up at Jane and Cho. "Oh, was I interrupting a bickering fight?" No answer. "I'll just be quiet now."
"Yep." Lisbon said awkwardly. "So Cho. Just say it." There was no response. "Say it!"
Cho looked thoughtful for a moment, then started mouthing something as if adding onto Lisbons harsh request. "Oh no…" Van Pelt banged her head against the table. "You didn't, did you?"
Cho shuffled uncomfortably in his seat.
"You did!" She gasped, then started laughing uncontrollably. Rigsby then joined in because Van Pelt did.
"Explain, someone!" Lisbon demanded.
"I am not saying." said Cho.
"Fine if you won't, I will." Van Pelt replied.
"Cho here read the entire Twilight series and loved it." Van Pelt continued.
"Thanks a lot Van Pelt. That's the last time I tell you anything." mumbled Cho.
Jane was just watching at all this with a big smile on his face. Now he spoke up.
"Well that's good Cho. You are having a look at your inner teenage girl." he said.
"Ok are we done laughing at me. Can we please move on to something else?" asked Cho.
"Sure. Who's next?" said Jane.
Everyone looked at Lisbon.
Well do you like it. Don't shoot me for the cliffie. Please please please review. If you have any ideas of what Lisbon's secret should be please PM me. Thanks.