Me: Okay I am extremely sorry for this extremely late update! School is a fucking bitch and I had no motivation
Pein: Really. Plus, she was just was to busy looking at Yoai with Kakuzu/Hidan pairings and other random crap
Me: (Hits Pein with a bat) Anyways as operation extreme redundancy continues, I do not own Naruto, I only own Ryu and another minor character, and my friend Nekomaniac13 owns her character Torah.
Pein: Why must you be so cruel I'm just stating a fact?
Me: (Hits him with a bat again) any who on with the story, again sorry for the long wait school kills
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Chapter 4: Meeting the Others and Summoning Problems
"What in the name of Jashin do you fucking mean SISTER?" Hidan screamed nearly making Deidara's ears bleed.
Deidara and Hidan were currently jumping from tree to tree to avoid the deadly crystal pikes Ryu was throwing. Sadly they were having doubts about getting out alive since Kakuzu was on the ground laughing his ass of at their current predicament.
"Like I said, Ryu is my baby sister, as of why she is pissed at me it's just her way of saying hello" Deidara smiled sheepishly dodging another pike as it shot through the branch he was sitting on moments before.
Hidan paled at that comment, if trying to kill you is a way of saying hello god screwed this woman life up big time. At that moment Ryu's crystal wrapped around Deidara's ankle making him trip, and started to course its way upward.
"Okay Ryu…YOU CAN STOP TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME NOW!" Deidara yelled at the top of his lungs, as he was being literally dragged back towards his sister, who had an evil glint in her eye.
Cracking her knuckles Ryu smiled. "You have a lot of explaining to do asshole, as for instance leaving me for ten fucking years!"
Before Ryu could cause further damage to her Nii-san, Kakuzu separated them with his tentidrilis, to stop further bloodshed. Turning his head to Deidara he narrowed his eyes.
"Explain, now." Kakuzu said in monotone, pointing to Ryu.
"Ten years ago I lived in an orphanage called 'Silver Point' with Deidara for three years of our lives" Ryu began calming down.
"You could say we were and weren't orphans because the man who runs 'Silver Point' was our grandfather Juro…who bye the way is still alive" Ryu hissed the last part in Deidara's direction.
Deidara cocked his head and put his hand to his chin like he was in deep thought.
"Shouldn't that old man be taking a dirt nap right now I mean that would make him…what in his eighties, un?" Deidara explained only to be smacked upside the head by Ryu.
"No comments on Ojii-san like that, and by the way he's in his seventies" Ryu scolded.
"Anyways continue" Kakuzu said getting frustrated. He now saw the resemblance between those two now, both loved to talk and would get killed for looking like airheads.
"Well ten years ago was when Deidara nii-san went on his first mission to be a bomber for higher…and I just wondered what could have made him leave his family in Iwa to never contact them ever again!" Ryu bellowed at Deidara, who was hiding behind Hidan to escape his sister's wrath.
"Yeah really funny story there Ryu, un" Deidara squeaked sheepishly. 'How was he supposed to explain to her that he got his ass owned by an Uchiha, specifically Itachi Uchiha'? Sadly Tobi decided to be an idiot at this moment and time and answer.
"Hey Sempaii wasn't that when Akatsuki came for you because of your hand-mouths, and art" Tobi questioned making Ryu raise her eyebrows.
Deidara slapped his forehead, resisting the urge to shove his clay down Tobi's throat. Only funny thing was Ryu was laughing about it…as in maniacally. This also made the three question Ryu's mental health, scratch that when they first met her they were questioning that.
"Don't tell me you're still making crappy, cheesy, clay explosives" Ryu snickered making Deidara's visible eye twitch.
"No Ryu, I make beautiful works of art in a single fleeting moment, un" Deidara snapped in reply.
"Quotes the guy who could only make flying pigs instead of birds" Ryu muttered twirling her garnet jewel in between her fingers.
Deidara cussed in aggravation mostly because what she said was true. Yes his birds used to look like flying pigs, when he was what six! He still couldn't believe this was the same shy girl that would follow him everywhere like a fucking puppy.
"Yeah and to think you still look like a boy after ten years!" Deidara replied only to be shot back by Ryu saying 'He didn't look any better'.
Kakuzu rubbed his temples. 'So in shorter terms, she's pissed because she was without a brother for ten years and will probably kill Itachi first second they meet…note to self Uchiha has a death wish' Kakuzu thought.
"Not to be rude with breaking up the tearful reunion, but we need to report to Leader-sama" Kakuzu began pointing to Hidan, Tobi, and himself. "Please do not destroy the base! We already have a tight budget thanks to Deidara blowing up one of the walls inside, because he mistook a fucking bunny, which got in the base for an assassin"
"Hey the bunny was evil, un! I swear it was vicious" Deidara explained dramatically making the others fall over anime style.
Tobi began heading into the base while Hidan rolled his eyes at Deidara's antics. "For Jashin's sake Deidara, when bunnies attack is when Tobi becomes Leader of Akatsuki"
Everyone was to busy holding Dei-chan back from turning Hidan into a firework to notice Tobi flinch from the comment. (LOL)
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Upon entering the base Ryu noticed how dark it was save for the few candles that lit her path. Then Deidara yawned and walked in front of her.
"I'm going to take a nap now, enjoy, un." He began only to have his pony-tail grabbed by his sister, making him fall backwards.
Catching a glimpse of Ryu's eyes which were narrowed he began to laugh nervously. Thus to add more salt to the wound Ryu began dragging Deidara in the direction she was facing, which caused snickering from Hidan and Kakuzu.
"No you're going to take your sweet time and show me a tour asshole" she whispered in monotone.
"Okay I get it stop pulling my fucking hair, you mad witch, un" Deidara replied, standing up while Ryu held on to the hairs attached to his scalp.
"My God, Deidara What kind of predicament have you gotten yourself into?" A new voice laughed.
Ryu shifted her eyes to what looked like a man who was caught in what looked like a giant Venus flytrap due to the enormous green appendage surrounding the man. He had frightening yellow irises, and his skin color wasn't normal it was split down the middle, left side a pasty white, the right a pure black. This new acquaintance made Ryu fall backwards, one for scaring the crap out of Deidara and herself, and two for morphing himself halfway between the floors.
"Holy shits Zetsu never sneak up on me, un. You almost gave me a fucking heart attack" Deidara yelled grasping his chest.
"So who is this young woman? Yes Deidara do tell?" Zetsu asked arising completely out of the floor to show he was wearing an Akatsuki robe like the others.
Deidara waited for his sister to scream and hide behind him. Every girl did at Zetsu's appearance. Ryu only cocked her head and walked up to him and looked up. (A/N: Ryu's about 5'4 and Zetsu to me would be at least 6'7) Reaching up a hand Ryu rubbed her thumb gently across the white side of Zetsu's face as if she wanted to see if in wasn't paint. Zetsu however was shocked to say the least that this woman was not afraid of him, and visibly flinched at the touch of her skin contact.
Ryu looked to her thumb, and noticed it was indeed not covered in paint. Blinking she tried again to repeat the process with the right side, only for Deidara to grab her wrist.
"I do not recommend messing with Zetsu's dark side, he's schizophrenic, not to mention he is a cannibal, un" Deidara informed whispering the last part.
Ryu bowed apologetically. "Gomen Zetsu-sama I was not aware" Ryu muttered.
"Nothing to be sorry for, but Deidara needs to learn to be more informative" Zetsu hissed making Deidara pale.
"What more to expect from my Nii-san" Ryu smiled.
Zetsu looked back and forth between the two. "Ah I see the resemblance. The hair, eyes, if Deidara was a little bit girlier they'd look like twins." Zetsu chuckled, walking away from the reddening siblings, Ryu because of embarrassment, and Deidara because of anger.
"We are looking forward to seeing you Ryu" Zetsu finished heading down the corridor and fading into the darkness.
Once Ryu was sure his presence was gone she slapped Deidara upside of the head.
"Why must you abuse me" Deidara whined.
"Any other members you need to warn me about?" Ryu spat venomously, tapping her foot.
"Lets see there is myself, Zetsu, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, Itachi, Sasori, Leader, Konan, and-" Deidara started only to jump when someone poked him in the back making him jump, and almost have a heart attack for the second time that day.
"God dammit Torah, does everyone have to fucking sneak up on me, un" Deidara gasped, glaring at the recent visitor who was looked to be a year older than Ryu.
Ryu looked at the woman addressed as Torah. She had mid length copper brown hair, golden cat slit eyes, and…black cat ears on top of her head. Ryu resisted the urge to twik them, however it was by far any of the members here were normal. (A/n: Don't own Torah she is rightfully owned by Nekomaniac13)
"Dei-chan have you seen Sasori I've looked everywhere?" Torah asked frantically glancing at Ryu who bowed in return.
"No, un, didn't you check Hidan's room" Deidara replied making Torah sweat drop.
"Let me guess you never checked his room" Dei sighed rubbing his temples.
"Hell like I'm going to check Hidan's room I'll be scarred for fucking life" the girl named Torah whined making Dei's eye twitch.
"What's so bad about the albino with the anger issues" Ryu asked twirling her garnet.
Torah stared at Ryu like she grew another head and two arms, and began laughing alongside Deidara. Ryu cocked her head at this really what was it about him that she didn't know.
"Onee-chan you're familiar with Jashinism correct?" Deidara asked.
"You mean the death god...sure I've heard details about it" Ryu muttered in reply.
"Well to put it rather blunt Hidan's very religious, never disrespect Jashin in front of him, Tobi nearly lost a leg…literally" Torah informed walking away to look for this Sasori person.
Ryu nodded at this new acquired information and smirked looking down at her garnet. Deidara's eyes followed as well, widened eyes landing on the diamond cut birth stone.
"Onee-chan…that's not" Deidara began pointing to said jewel making Ryu nod.
Ryu reached for her side pouch and unclipped it, picking out four small jewels, an Amethyst orb clasped in the dragon claw, an Aquamarine in the shape of a Posterior fin, a Diamond in the shape of a fang, and an Opal in the shape of a music note.
Deidara glanced at each one and frowned. "Still into the summoning arts I see, un"
Ryu rolled her eyes at his show of enthusiasm. Seriously there was nothing wrong with summoning unless you were a noob at it and didn't know what the hell you were doing!
"These nii-san are souls that I saved, ones who didn't want to die, ones who gave up the chance of going to peace in the afterlife to help me…so do not think I did this on my own accord" Ryu muttered in monotone clasping her hands around the jewels in a praying position.
"As for the garnet around my neck yes, this is the one that belonged to Okaa-san that she forbid anyone to use unless in an emergency along with these." Ryu explained rather dryly handing the pouch to Deidara.
Deidara raised his eyebrows at the remaining three, a topaz in the shape of a hoof, a Sapphire in the shape of a crescent moon, and the last was the most detailed of the three. It was an Emerald in the shape of a Serpent biting its tail. Deidara nodded his head in understanding, summoning was a background his sister could cover a lot farther than him could dream, besides he was the artist she was the musician.
"Anyways this about rounds up our tour, (A/N: Come on people lets imagine the base looks like an expensive condo besides I is too lazy to write it) so all that's left is to report you to Leader-sama" Deidara pointed out.
"Hey just heads up if this guy does so happen to piss me off I'm out of here" Ryu yelled tossing her stones into her pouch, only to sadly not notice she was one short, specifically the emerald.
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Itachi Uchiha and Hoshigaki Kisame had returned from their mission to Kohnohakagure looking for information on the Kyuubi. The trip back had been silent going by the fact they failed again!
Upon entering the base Kisame tried to start a conversation with Itachi only for the raven haired Uchiha to hold his hand up to silence him. Kisame stopped walking feeling the strength of a new chakra along with multiple other signatures, Kami he hadn't felt something so powerful since Itachi used Mangekyo Sharingan.
"If you since the signature then do not fear it's a new member brought to us. Courtesy of Hidan and Kakuzu" Zetsu explained appearing from the side of the wall.
Kisame nodded used to the usual way of Zetsu's greeting, but he was more concerned with Itachi.
"Uh…Itachi-"Kisame started only for said teen to melt into the shadows heading off to wherever that source of power was.
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Ryu stood in front of a huge door along with Deidara who was chattering non stop like a fucking robot about 'How to respect Leader 101'.
"Fuck Deidara just let me do this it's not like he's god that can fucking read minds or something" Ryu yelled enough to shake the building.
"Heh…actually Pein-sama kinda can…" Deidara squeaked.
Ryu paled at that comment, even worse the doors just happened to open revealing a man who looked to be in his late twenties with orange hair and a crazy piercing fetish. But the scariest parts were his gray eyes that held so much intelligence.
Ryu looked at him sheepishly and smiled a huge cheesy grin. "Um…hello" she muttered.
"Anything else you care to say about me?" Pein replied with a deadpanned voice, walking back into his office.
"No sir" "Good, now come in here and explain yourself" Pein explained eyeing Deidara. "…without him"
Deidara was about to protest until Ryu's evil glare caught his. Deidara nodded in understanding and leaned against the opposite wall, lowering his head as they entered, the sound of the door shutting echoed in the hallway, and once again he felt alone like he did exactly ten years ago.
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Itachi stopped in the middle of the hall near Leader's office due to the fact something was shining on the ground. Looking at said object closer observing Itachi noticed it was an emerald cut into the shape of a serpent biting its tail. Itachi felt a chakra signature radiating from it familiar to the ones from earlier.
Itachi picked up the stone observing the details of the serpent from its eyes to the lightly craved in scales. It had to have belong to the said new member Zetsu had mentioned. Pocketing the acquired jewel Itachi head down to the training grounds not noticing he made one huge ass mistake.
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"So you can summon creatures without the use of blood or scroll or contract correct" Pein asked looking through the information he had gained from Hidan and Kakuzu, to say the least this girl was odd even for Deidara's sister.
"Yes Pein-sama I use jewels from the souls that I extract from the newly dead" Ryu replied boldly.
"Does any one else have these traits?" Pein questioned hand underneath his chin.
"No sir my mother did but she is deceased" Ryu hissed out the last part with venom.
"Care to tell me how you do it?" Pein asked grey irises locking into her ocean blues.
Ryu flinched visibly; he had to ask her the one thing she hated sure her brother had them too, but this was the reason only her family could ever love her.
"I'd rather not" Ryu spat tightening her palms into fists, making Pein's eyes narrow.
"You might as well get over your fear Akatsuki can not afford such childish acts" Pein replied icily.
Ryu reached for her gloves. This is why she was stuck alone. She peeled them off dropping the only source of protection to the ground.
Why she was always called a fucking MONSTER!!! She thrusted both hands forward only for a pair of hand mouths to open up and bare razor sharp teeth. Her art was ripping people's souls away with these.
Pein blinked, so that was it, the same way he was when he first joined, she truly was Deidara's sister. He smiled getting up and put his hand on her shoulder.
"Welcome to Akatsuki Katsuhiro, Ryu" He whispered handing her an Akatsuki cloak leaving her speechless.
"Why?" She muttered looking at him with glassy eyes, tracing the outlines of the red clouds.
"You have potential just like Deidara" He replied. "Now can I have a look at these summoning jewels?'
Ryu nodded pouring them into her hand, only for her eyes to widen. Oh…SHIT!
"No where is it" Ryu screamed tossing each one back into the bag hopping she miss- looked.
"What?" Pein asked eyeing the frantic Ryu.
"My Emerald it's missing" Ryu cried running out the door giving no other answer to Pein, hopping to God that no one activated it.
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Deidara paced outside Pein's office until Ryu burst through, running down the hall like a bat out of hell.
"Sis!" Deidara yelled after her with Pein next to him.
"She said one of her stones an Emerald I presume is missing, explain Deidara' Pein exclaimed only for Deidara to pale.
"Fuck, one of Ryu's forbidden summons, I don't even want to think about what will happen if he brought out of his prison!"
Pein said no more they just followed Ryu out to the training grounds where shit was about to hit the fan.
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Itachi sat on one of the tree branches tossing said Emerald up and down out of boredom.
"HEY ASSHOLE!!! GIVE ME THE DAMN EMERALD BEFORE YOU START ARMEGEDON" Ryu bellowed entering the fields with Pein and Deidara behind her.
"So you're the new member" Itachi began looking from her to Deidara then back to the jewel and smirked. "Care to explain what's so important about this stone?"
"Eat shit and die Itachi, that's one of my sister's Summoning's, un" Deidara yelled only for Ryu to give him a death glare.
"So you're his sister and a summoner no doubts it" Itachi laughed. "I can see the resemblance if your breasts were more developed"
"Fuck you! Why are Uchiha's so gods damn ignorant" Ryu cursed.
"Well if you insist I should be nice and give it to you" Itachi deadpanned tossing the said stone to the ground of course to short of a distance for Ryu to catch.
Deidara's eyes widened noticing how quick it was falling to the very hard ground. Oh how history seemed to repeat itself. The stone fell and shattered into a sea of green and smoke. Then the sound of an inhumane roar was head.
"Oi! Nii-san, hey nii-san" a five year old Ryu yelled, running towards n eight year old Deidara.
"What is it Ryu?" Deidara muttered noticing his sister's coy smile, showing a missing tooth.
"Aniki, I found a lizard come see it" Ryu said excitedly, running near the training grounds in Iwa, with Deidara trailing behind
Upon coming to the training area Deidara noticed one huge problem…possibly the 50ft serpent in front of them.
Deidara's mouth dropped to the ground while Ryu ran up to it. The emerald colored serpent lowered I's head looking at Ryu with disgust in its violet eyes.
"Hi I'm Ryu! Are you my Guardian Angel" She questioned naively.
The serpent smiled showing jagged fangs ready to pierce until she hugged its mid section burring her face into its mane, making said serpent sweat drop.
"Ryu get away from it!" Deidara yelled running up to her with a kunai in hand.
It was the first time he felt as though he almost lost something precious.
Deidara stared into mocking violet eyes, ones that showed so much hatred for him and humanity. Glancing away the serpent made eye contact with the others until they landed on Ryu…well one major flaw in her appearance,
Golden, blond, braided hair…all too familiar in its book. Baring it's teeth it laughed.
"Time to die Pipsqueak" The Males voice yelled insanely lunging for her.
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Me: well that about wraps up chapter 4. I am really angry with the way it came out! NEXT TIME MY NEXT CHAPTER WON"T TAKE 4 MONTHS TO UPDATE!!!
Hidan: Reviews make the world go round! So review or for the love of Jashin I shall hunt you down!
Me: Also Cookies for those who figure out Ryu's newly revealed Summon is!!! T.T It's kind of obvious if you read the clues, and it's not from Naruto
Me: Next Chapter! 'Prove your worthiness! Mission to Otokagure' PhoenixCahrmer116 Out!