AN: Well yesterday I had my surgery and I am still alive even though I look like a chipmunk. One side of my face is really puffy. It was really gross because I had so much gauze in my mouth and I was like drooling everywhere. Ok so that is my life right now and so here we are again with the new chapter of the story. I have a feeling that this is the longest chapter yet. I worked really hard on this. Thanks to nitaro48 and Tiva4evaxxx. Enjoy. Now…On with the story.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE MENTALIST… I am still trying to convince Bruno Heller to give it to me but he has yet to agree.

Everyone looked at Lisbon.

"I don't really have any secrets." Lisbon said a little too quickly.

"No secrets my ass Lisbon." Jane said.

"Its okay boss. Its not like were judging you." Van Pelt said quietly.

"Yeah boss. We all told our secrets. Well except for Jane." said Rigsby.

"I think Jane should go first then. I am the boss after all." Lisbon said.

"I don't think so.," said Jane. "I came up with this 'game' so I am in charge."

"Fine my secret is that I meditate." said Lisbon. Rigsby smirked and Cho just stared at Lisbon. She was starting to feel like Jane was staring at her like he could see right though her.

"That is not your secret." Jane replied.

"Fine my real secret is that when I was in high school," she paused, took a deep breath then continued. "I had headgear. I had to wear it all the time, not just to sleep. Everyone laughed at me and I was the 'nerd' of the school." Hopefully this will get Jane off my ass. Lisbon thought to herself.

Everyone looked at Lisbon and Rigsby burst out laughing and Van Pelt giggled. Even Cho smiled. Jane snorted.

"That may be a secret of yours but it is definitely not bad enough," replied Jane.

"Oh come on! Damn it! What do you want me to say?" Lisbon was raising her voice.

"I want you to tell me your real secret," replied Jane.

"Come on Lisbon. It can't be that bad," said Rigsby.

"Oh yes it can be." Lisbon replied. Everyone just stared at her. Well, Jane was smirking at her.

"Just say it and get it over with." smirked Jane. "I will figure it out eventually."

"Fine but if you tell anybody about it I will kick your ass all the way to the moon." Lisbon said in a low voice. Everyone was looking at her expectantly. She took a deep breath and began.

"When I first joined the CBI, I was in Van Pelts place. I was the newbie. Any wrong move I made could have gotten me kicked out. After the first couple of cases, things started getting better. I started going up the ladder. I started closing a lot of cases. One day my boss called me into his office and told me that he was thinking of promoting me to team leader. He also told me that he was also looking at another agent, who shall remain anonymous, as well. He told me that it all depended on the next case we got. I started working really hard on this case because I really wanted that promotion." Lisbon stopped.

"Well go on boss." Van Pelt said.

"The next part is really hard. You guys better not tell anybody." Lisbon scowled.

Everyone nodded their heads. Jane had a curious expression on his face. Lisbon continued.

"I was really working on this case and I soon started to suspect this one person. I got a warrant to arrest them and take them in for interrogation. I interrogated them and I was going to let them go at the moment because it seemed like they were innocent but then I heard that the other agent was about to make an arrest so I charged the person I had arrested with the crime even though he was innocent. Then I changed the case file to make it look like I had arrested the right person. My boss saw the case file and thought that I had made the right arrest and promoted me. That is how I got to where I am today. You think cheating on a test is bad Van Pelt, well try arresting an innocent person." Lisbon looked down at her hands when she finished her story.

Rigsby choked on his food. Van Pelt's jaw dropped. Cho looked…well he looked like Cho. Jane was just staring at Lisbon.

"Well, well, well. Looks like Lisbon does have some secrets after all. Don't worry we are all sworn to secrecy at this table." said Jane.

"You happy now that you have got my secret Jane?" asked Lisbon.

"Actually I am very happy now that you mention it." Jane replied. "Now if you will excuse me, I have to use the rest room."

Jane started to get up but Lisbon pulled him back down.

"Where do you think your going, asshole?" Lisbon asked.

"I said I was going to the restroom," replied Jane.

"Oh no your not. You haven't told us your secret yet." Now it was Lisbon's turn to smirk.

Jane gulped.

"Ummmmm."

Well there you have it. Don't shoot me for the cliffy. That is the longest chapter I have written yet. I have a feeling that the next one will be this length or longer. I think I will have it done before Christmas because I am so freaking bored of watching movies and such in my bed. If not oh well. Anyways, TTYL.