Alright. We have reached the phase at which the antics can commence! MUAHAHAHAHA*cough**cough**hack**cough* Okay the evil laugh needs work.

Disclaimer Notice: I own nothing. Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight. But just for the record, I thought of it first. I thought of it years ago and I WILL BE AVENGED!!! JK. ;)

Codename: Lady S

BPOV

I looked down at my soon to be siblings-in-law, my expression as plain as I could get it as I waited for them to tell me what they wanted to tell me. Immediately, they began arguing, at beyond vampire speed. I couldn't catch anything but I thought I heard something like "bet" and "Alice" and "show tunes." After a few seconds of hushed argument, they turned toward me, smiling in a manner that told me I was about to be told something I wouldn't like.

"Hi, Bella!" Alice greeted me, slower than usual, as if I was a human ticking time bomb.

"Hi…Alice," I replied sheepishly.

"Have a seat. There's something very important we have to tell you." She gestured to the couch. Slowly, I stepped down the rest of the stairs and crept over to the couch.

"Where's Edward?" Rosalie asked.

"He went for a run. He said something about escaping the temptation or something like that." I waved my hand dismissively. I saw jasper cover his mouth. He looked like he was trying not to laugh. Alice cleared her throat and sat down next to me, the family surrounding her.

"Bella," She began. "How are things with you and Edward?"

"You tell me. You can see the future." She laughed her musical laugh.

"Yes, but there are some things I can't see. Like spur-of-the-moment decisions. Have you two…" She trailed off suggestively. I felt my cheeks flush.

"Only in my dreams." I admitted. This time it was Emmett who choked down a laugh.

"Why not?" Alice demanded.

"Because of the boundaries he set. Not until we're married, not until I'm a vampire." I listed. Emmett cut in.

"Bella, you know, I haven't met a lot of humans, but I got to say, you're my favorite so far. So I think we could help you out. Besides, everyone knows Edward needs a little action. I mean, seriously, he's a 106-year-old virgin! What would you say if I said we could help you?" I sat, shocked for a moment at his offer.

"How?" I inquired.

"Well, what with Jasper's power to make Edward hot for you, well more than he is already, and Alice's makeover skills, we can take you from Jennifer to Angelina in no time!"

"Emmett, how do you even know who they are?" Rosalie asked.

"Access Hollywood." He shrugged. Rosalie looked ill. "Well, if you didn't guess, the bet took about five minutes total. I had to do something while you were gone!" Rosalie accepted this as a valid answer and turned back to me.

"What bet?" I would say anything to get the subject away from the subject of my non-existent sex life.

"Um…well, that's actually what we wanted to talk to you about…" Alice started. "You see the thing is—"

"I bet Jasper a week of servitude that you can't get Edward to sleep with you within a month." He said plainly. That threw me for a bit. For one, I was offended that Emmett thought I couldn't. And two, I was flattered that Jasper thought I could.

"What…but you…and then….Jasper and OI VEY!" I yelled for lack of better expression. Alice began again.

"Well, Bella, the reason we told you this is because…Jasper and I want you on our side! Please, Bella, we can do it. And we know you want to…" She was right. I did want to. Sleeping with Edward had been my goal for months, and here was the chance to finally achieve it.

"Alright, I'll do it." I reached for Alice's hand, but she engulfed me in a huge hug.

"Oh thank you Bella! I promise this will work!"

"Hey, Emmett," Jasper said. "What do you say we raise the stakes a bit on our little wager?" He smiled wickedly.

"Sure things, Jazz. What do you want?" He mimicked the smile.

"How about…loser streaks through Port Angeles…at human speed…wearing a blonde wig, screaming 'I am Hannah Montana, hear me roar!'" I tried to clap my hand over my mouth, but the laughter escaped anyway. I got a mental image of Emmett in a blonde wig, and that was enough for me. Emmett didn't even consider.

"Done. May the best man win, Hannah."

"No problem, blondie." Jasper and Emmett shook hands, then jasper turned to shake mine.

"Welcome to Team Jasper, Lady S." He smiled a smile that made me realized how Alice loved him so.

"Lady S?" I asked. Alice laughed.

"S is for Seduction!" I gulped. That hadn't been something I had thought of in my agreeing to the bet. Suddenly, Alice's face lit up like the 4th of July.

"What?"

'THIS MEANS I GET TO TAKE YOU SHOPPING!" She squeaked. I didn't even have time to say no before I was whisked away to Alice land.

I apologize if it has been dragging a bit, but I promise it will get better. FYI, I usually wait for my friends to edit them before I post chapters, so that's why it takes so long for them to come up. Review please!