You guys asked me to try seme!fran.

I delivered.

Sorry for missing his birthday, I was going to update this yesterday... had the chapter done and everything... _

Guess what? I ended up- whoopdyfuckindoo- in the hospital.

My sister has cancer

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Sorry, know the chapter wasn't that good...

Didn't have too much energy...

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"Oh god Bel! You're just embarrassing yourself, why don't you admit it already!" Squalo said with a sigh as Xanxus, Bel, Lussuria and him walked into the classroom.

"Because i-it's not true!" Said a very red blond prince as he angrily took his seat, glaring down at the desk below him, mouth a nervous and annoyed smile for once.

"But everyone knows it, we've been able to see for just too long that you're in love with him, why don't you just admit it already? It's getting annoying!" Squalo argued, and Bel's already flaming face went redder (if possible) at the mention of the 'L' word.

You see, the friends were having an argument (actually it wasn't much of one considering the blond prince was the only one that disagreed) on whether or not Belphegor was in love with Fran, a friend of theirs. Which of course he wasn't! He glared down at the desk still, refusing to look at any of them.

"Scum, it's been obvious since two years ago. If you don't fucking confess I'll beat you with a crowbar." Bel gulped, not having to look up to know that the threat had come from Xanxus, the most violent of the group.

"I don't feel anything for the damn frog!" Bel insisted for the umpteenth time.

"But Beell-kun! I hear you moaning such naughty things at night about him, like 'faster!' and-!"

"Finish that sentence and I'll kill you, ushishishi." Then a second fault. "Wait, why were you in my house?!" His voice rose to a terrified level and Lussuria simply whistled innocently.

"See? Everyone knows it. Plus I think he's secretly a gay in hiding, you have no reason to not confess." Bel rolled his eyes at Squalo.

"Of course he's not gay, he'd of had millions of boyfriends by now if that were true!" Bel said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Oooh! And why is that?" Lussuria crooned. And Bel felt his cheeks that never rested tint more, he didn't bother mumbling a reply.

"Ha, stupid trash finally admits to it." Xanxus said, then pulled Squalo onto his lap. "Don't see us hiding it." Although he said that, Squalo was sputtering and blushing like mad, eyes wide as dinner plates.

Bel stared at his two friends in awe, slightly inspired before shaking his head furiously. "I admit to nothing!"

"Your silence speaks for you, idiot." Xanxus said with an annoyed tone of voice, and Bel fell silent.

There was no way in hell he'd ever admit to it, and no one would be making him. With a sigh he rested his head in his arms, glumly staring at the door while his friends spoke on. He felt odd this morning, his smile hadn't been in place for quite a while, but when the green haired boy walked in Bel found that smiling came like breathing.

All his friends stared, smirking, but he didn't notice, unseen eyes trailing the monotone boy as the frog took his seat in the back of the room, not bothering to say hi to them for he always acted cool. For a split second Fran glanced over at Bel and the said blond smirked, making the frog roll his eyes and look away. Once the green haired person of his desires HAD looked away however, a small almost unnoticeable pink tint came to Bel's face and with a growl he buried his face in his arms. Stupid Fran!

With a barely audible sigh Bel bit his lip, trying to ignore the whispers that his three friends were currently sharing behind his back. Not in the mean way, in the 'let's whisper and make him extremely suspicious to what we're talking about' way. He glared at his arms, trying to burn a hole through them so he could then burn a hole in his desk that was large enough to swallow him up.

A couple of groans emitted from the rest of the class as the teacher came in and Bel sat up boredly, waiting as the old and quite grumpy woman began the lesson. It was boring first period, know what that meant? No, of course you didn't. If you did you'd be a stalker, unless you happened to have the horrible luck to actually go to this school. If that was the case, our protagonist felt deeply sorry for you. Well, off topic, but it was 'Social Studies.' Usually he wouldn't mind that class, history could be... interesting enough, if you were talking about a certain event or time period. It's not even like Bel disliked history!

Just the teacher! She was horrible! Everything she did would make him desire to tear his hair out – and let him tell you – he REALLY liked his hair! Seriously, it fell perfectly and gave him quite the royal air if he did say so himself.

A note landed on his desk right and front of him, quickly snatched up by the prince for he did not want to be caught with it. This woman had quite a temper! With eyes hidden behind a golden layer of bangs he unfolded the note, carefully reading it and then turning into a tomato.

Bet you wish it was Fran droning on up there instead of the old hag so you could stare at his ass while his back was turned, neh, trash? It's so obvious you're in love, it's almost cute~

With a dark glare towards the one he knew that had sent the rather crude and ENTIRELY UNTRUE note, he whipped out a pencil (from unknown locations) and quickly scribbling a reply before quickly turning around to toss it back to Xanxus.

"MR. BELPHEGOR!"

The blond felt his heart sink and with a sickly sweet grin he turned back to his very very unlovable teacher. Maybe they only made it up that her husband had died, when secretly he'd just ran away? "Yes, miss?" He asked in the most innocent and suck-upish voice the prince could muster. The ice-queens glare hardened; apparently it hadn't worked.

"Since it seems so important that you pass notes in my class, may I read it out loud to the class?" With a very pale face his hand began to shake, and all of a sudden it was much too hot in here, he also became aware that every eye (including a pair of very beautiful green ones) was on him.

"What...?" He asked weakly, hoping that maybe he'd just been hearing things. This seemed to only enrage the elderly woman even more however because her already screechy voice got louder, she even approached him fiercely and held her claw-like hand out towards him.

"HAND ME THE PAPER RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!" Belphegor went even paler if possible, trying to think of some excuse as to not hand it over. Everyone in the entire class (not that he really cared about any of their opinions) would know of his secret! As stated previously, no one in the class mattered to him, but if Fran believed the note...! No, he definitely could not give this evil harpy woman his paper.

"That's quite alright Ms. Cunningham, I can get the paper and read it out loud if you want!" Said one of the stuck-up nerds, and Bel immediately made a mental note to killthat kid after school (or maybe even lunch?) today. The woman nodded curtly, letting a creepy grin spread across her face. And did you hear that name? Even it was creepy! (A/N: My least favorite teacher. Ever. See what you get for tormenting me?)

"Oh that would be lovely, Jonathan! Please do~" Said the evil teacher he'd come to hate, and Bel's fearful gaze turned to the dork approaching him. There was a dork on either side of him, and maybe Bel was just hallucinating but the blond could have sworn they were getting closer by the second! He couldn't let them read the paper. He just couldn't! That would be the end of everything. Fran would never talk to him again! So that's why, he did the only he could and to this day is very happy that he did it.

Silence spread throughout the room as both Jonathan and the witch stared at Bel in awe, unable to believe what had just happened. Belphegor looked quite pleased with himself for coming up with such a foolproof plan, and indeed he was!

Just then, the blond grimaced and let out a quiet burp.

"I never have liked the taste of paper."

Laughter spread throughout the classroom, and forever on was he cheered as the 'paper-eater' (not a nickname he highly appreciated) and all teachers watched him warily. Of course he got detention, but it was well worth it. After all, he couldn't let anyone read that note.

After all, even if he was in love with a frog, it's not like he was going to admit it out loud!

....

Just yet, anyways.

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