Renesmee x Jacob
Friday night beneath the stars,
in a field behind your yard,
you and I are paintin' pictures in the sky.
"You better take care of our little girl," Bella growled. "Or I'll make sure you'll never reproduce."
"Um, we're just going backyard, Bells," Jacob said, sweating. Nessie rolled her eyes.
"Come on, mom," she wails. "I'm a big girl now."
"You're only four!"
"Yeah, but then again I'm also seventeen forever."
"But!"
"No buts. Come on, Jake."
"Uh, sure."
And sometimes we don't say a thing;
just listen to the crickets sing.
Everything I need is right here by my side.
And I know everything about you
I don't wanna live without you.
"Do you sometimes miss the times when I wasn't born?" Nessie asked Jake quietly.
"What do you mean?" he murmured, staring at the starry sky.
"When you didn't have an imprint… Did you ever crush on mom?"
"Er… no."
"You're lying. Ha-ha, liar, liar, pants on fire!"
"Okay fine, I kissed your mom, happy?"
"Yep!" Nessie said, kissing Jacob under the moonlight.
I'm only up when your not down.
Don't wanna fly if you're still on the ground.
It's like no matter what I do.
Well you drive me crazy half the time;
the other half I'm only trying to let you know that what I feel is true.
And I'm only me when I'm with you.
"Jake, no – Jake don't!!"
A giggle burst out of her mouth, as she stared down at her wolf-man.
"Let me down, Jake.."
"No! Not unless you tell me what you think of my newly-developed abs!"
"Newly-developed abs? Jake, you had those abs even when I was born! They're old!"
"Are you suggesting I'm old?"
"…no."
"JACOB BLACK!" Bella's voice erupted from the Cullen house. "YOU PEDOPHILE! COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"
Jake let Nessie down and sighed. "See what you've done?"
"BLACK!"
"Coming, coming," he said.
In the house…
"Jacob, I took a decision," Bella said, while Emmett and Alice were snickering behind. Even the rest looked amused.
"Yes?" Nessie asked.
"Since you're a pedophile, I-"
"Wait, WHAT?" Jacob asked. "No, no, no. Eddie boy's the pedophile here."
Bella raised an eyebrow. "And how is that?"
Jake smirked. "Well, he, the virgin 108-year-old vampire falls in love with an 18-year-old human, and they reproduce. I, on the other hand, am a seventeen year old werewolf who falls in love with a zero year old. How's that?"
Just a small town boy and girl
livin' in a crazy world.
Tryin' to figure out what is and isn't true.
And I don't try to hide my tears.
The secrets are my deepest fears.
Through it all nobody gets me like you do.
And you know everything about me.
You say that you can't live without me.
[Chorus:]
I'm only up when you're not down.
Don't wanna fly if you're still on the ground.
It's like no matter what I do.
Well you drive me crazy half the time;
the other half I'm only trying to let you know that what I feel is true.
And I'm only me when I'm with you.
When I'm with anybody else it's so hard to be myself.
Only you can tell.
[Chorus:]
That I'm only up when you're not down.
Don't wanna fly if you're still on the ground.
It's like no matter what I do.
Well you drive me crazy half the time;
the other half I'm only trying to let you know that what I feel is true.
And I'm only me
Who I wanna be
Well, I'm only me when I'm with you
With you
Uh huh
Yeah
"Wow, you told her off, Jake, I'm impressed," Nessie said once they were outside.
Proud smirk. "Aren't I awesome?"