"Ba-baby! I thought you were out of the universe . . ."
Mysterious person said "My trip was cancelled when the Tallest were discovered missing. And I just knew that you had something to do with it."
"What! I'm totally innocent. I had nothing at all to do with their disappearance!"
The person stepped out of the door way showing him to be Skoodge. "Love, you know that I know that you're lying out your cute little butt. "
He walked toward me as I sunk into my chair. "Skooooooooodge! Come on! I didn't hurt them or anything!"
"No you just made them realize that they're so hot for each other that they can't wait to jump each others bones." He placed a hand onto my head and started to pet me like a cat.
I leaned into his touch as I continued to defend myself.
"Come on! You know just as well as I do that all the affects just act on preexisting feelings, if they didn't at least think of each other that way it wouldn't work."
He continued to stroke me, moving to my back. His hand making soft even strokes making me shiver. "Really? Then why is it that when we first met we were making out after a minute?"
"Making out? I don't remember doing that. Nope, nope, nope! I have no clue what you're talking about!" I try to get up and leave, noticing too late that I had somehow ended up in his lap. He tightened his claws and grabbed my neck, angling it to face him.
"Don't remember, huh? Well maybe I should remind you."
He pressed his lips to me and put his extra super long tongue to good use. He then proceeded to 'remind' me for the next half hour.
The end.