My Woke Academia
A/N This fanfic takes place in an alternate universe. A much better universe than in the original and way closer to the world we live in. A universe where true social justice will be achieved. A universe where bigoted nazi transphone terf rowling supporters get perched in the name of kindness. Don't get the pronouns wrong of the characters in this story, or else!
Deku (he/they/xe) woke up in they house. Xe always had the dream of becoming a true hero, a hero who fights the worst evils imaginable. Evil hides in all forms though, but it is especially common among cis white straight male scum. Deku hates them for ruining everything.
Had it not been for cis scum the world would be a place with rainbow anarchy, one would have fountains of honey and plant based soy milk, there would be no global warming, no covid, no rent, no hate, no landlords, no conservatives, no JK Rowling, no hate, no working, no karens, no truscum, no hetero scum, no hate, no boomers, no taxes. They was livid just at thinking of all the horror they did to the world. They need to make sure that they are stopped.
With all the trash put out the whole world could stand hand in hand, have homes appear for everyone, grow apple trees and honeybees and snow white turtle doves, have free new iPhones gifted to you for free, wrapped with free Che Guevara pride flag t shirts and free green tea, avocado toast, and then give the world a Starbucks coffee to achieve a perfect harmony.
They knew the dream was so near to touch and all xe needed to do was to become the very best studenx at My Woke Acedemia.