Nikki Chan cart wheeled onto the stage and then put her hand next to her head and saluted, "Kyaa! Hi everybody and welcome to the 2nd chapter, nya no da!"
"Are you gonna interview me next? If you are, I'm gonna need to change into a better outfit," Mint asked while primping her hair with a smug smile on her face.
"No…" Nikki Chan said in a monotone voice with a blank expression on her face.
"How about me?" Berry questioned with a cute smile on her face as she popped up in front of Nikki Chan.
"Or me?" Ringo also queried with an innocent look on her face as she scooted up next to Berry.
"Can I go next?" Lettuce asked sweetly raising her hand with a gentle smile on her face.
"No, no and NO!" Nikki Chan burst with an anime vein popping out of her head as her head became huge and she yelled in the girl's faces. The three had tears coming out of their eyes as they quickly hid behind the curtain.
"OOO! OOO! PICK ME! PICK ME!" Pudding jumped up and down excitedly.
"DEFINITELY NO!" Everyone said in unison as Pudding had a shadow of gloom over her face.
"If it's anyone that's gonna pick who goes next, it's ME," Nikki Chan pointed at herself with her thumb and then spotted Ichigo who was standing off to the side with her cell phone and texting Masaya with a smile on her face.
"YOU!" the poofy blonde haired girl pointed at Ichigo and walked up to Ichigo and took away her cell phone.
"HEEEEY!" Ichigo tried to get her cell phone back which Nikki Chan held it high above her out of reach.
"Stop texting and get ready! You're gonna get interviewed next!" and after that was said, the makeup crew escorted Ichigo to her room and she yelled confused, "Wait! WHAT?"
"Okay! That's settled!" Nikki Chan watched Ichigo get dragged off stage with her hands on her hips and a satisfied smile on her face. She then turned towards the audience with a wink, "Kay! Please enjoy the show, nya no da!" and the curtain closed on them all.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Tokyo Mew Mew or the TMM a La Mode Series! They both belong to Mia Ikumi! Neither do I own Know Your Stars. I only own myself (That's common sense there, lol).
Chapter Two: Ichigo Momomiya
The curtain rose and the spotlight shined on Ichigo as she was sitting on a stool and looking around. A sweat drop formed on her head as she saw the audience staring at her intently.
The Announcer Guy boomed, "Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars! Ichigo Momomiya…"
Ichigo hesitated, "U-Uh yes?"
"Kissed Kisshu!" the announcer guy said.
"Every one knows that was not on purpose!" Ichigo crossed her arms with a disgusted look on her face, "And so does Masaya!"
"Oh REALLY?" The Announcer guy jeered with a hint of cockiness in his voice, "Does he know that you FRENCH KISSED him as well?" The crowd went 'Oooo' at hearing this.
"WHAT?" Ichigo shrieked with a bunch of anime veins popping out of her head as her cat ears and tail appeared, "THAT'S A LIE!"
"Oh Koneko Chan, come on! Are you really gonna deny our love any longer?" the spotlight shined on Kish and a bunch of Kish fan girls in the crowd started cheering and shrieking while yelling things like "KISSHU!" "I LOVE YOU!" "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" "I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!" the last one made everyone go silent and stared at the fan girl who yelled that with disturbed looks on their faces.
"WHAT LOVE?" Ichigo spat out at the green haired alien who hovered in front of her.
"Is that true, Ichigo San?" Masaya walked up on stage and all of the Kish fan girls hissed and booed at Masaya.
"Aoyama Kun!" Ichigo blushed at the sight of him and ran up to him, "Of course not! These HORRIBLE people are just trying to pull us apart!"
"Ah Koneko Chan, denial isn't just a river in Egypt…" Kish smirked with his hands on his hips and the audience snickered at his comment.
"DENIAL? I'M NOT IN FLIPPIN' DENIAL! I know for a fact that we did NOT French kiss!" Ichigo was about to explode.
"Well then, who else did I play tongue hockey with that has crimson hair, ribbons, and a kitty bell huh?" Kish asked in a cool and cocky manner while putting his face in hers, which made Ichigo wrinkle her nose.
"I can answer that, Nya no da…" Nikki Chan sighed with annoyance as she walked onto the stage while dragging her friend (who is an author on F.F.) Kurisuten Ichikish, who was kicking and screaming, "Let me go! Gah! These are my favorite jeans!"
"Huh?" The Announcer Guy voiced, "What are you doing here on my show?"
"HEY HEY!" Nikki Chan barked at the announcer guy (wherever he was… ^^'), "This is my fanfic so I can show up whenever I want! You wouldn't be getting paid what you are now if I didn't type up these type of stories so SHOVE IT!"
The announcer guy grumbled mad and Nikki Chan continued, "THIS…" the curly dark blonde pointed at her friend who was now standing with her arms crossed and a scowl on her face, "Would be your Ichigo doppelganger!"
"EH?" Kisshu looked at the light blonde who had a ponytail and a large bang in her face, "HOW DID I NOT CATCH THAT?"
"She's really good at acting like Ichigo…" Nikki Chan sighed once again and Kurisuten smirked with a gleam in her eye, "Hehehe… that was fun."
"She's being a typical fan girl who wishes that Masaya would die and Ichigo would end up with Kish…" The curly dark haired blonde paused and looked at Masaya, "No offense. I'm actually a fan of you both as an original couple," The audience booed at Nikki Chan and she gave them all a death stare which made them shut up.
Ichikish's attitude changed back to upset as she yelled, "…Gah, it would've worked too if you hadn't ruined it!"
"I'm sure glad as hell that it didn't work," Nikki Chan smirked at her friend who just scowled and Ichigo chimed in, "Me too! It would've sabotaged my relationship with my Aoyama Kun!"
Ichigo hugged Masaya's arm happily and they both smiled at each other. The audience was about to throw things at them until Nikki Chan got a bull whip out of nowhere land and cracked it which made everyone yelp.
"Yeah, that's what I thought…" Nikki Chan growled at the audience and then walked off the stage with the bull whip recoiled, "My work here is done…"
"Since you don't have a chance with Ichigo, how 'bout we give it a go eh?" Ichikish said in a flirty tone and raised her eyebrows with a smirk as she went up next to him. Kish just turned his back against her and said, "Sorry, but the only one for me is my Koneko Chan. I don't care if it takes forever or for Masaya to spontaneously combust, but I will get my Strawberry!"
"Yeeeah… um we're going…" Ichigo looked at Kish loathingly and marched off the stage with her boyfriend.
"Ah! Come back here Koneko Chan! You haven't even given me a kiss goodbye!" Kish floated after her and you could distantly hear Ichigo from backstage, "THERE"S NO WAY I'M GIVING YOU A GOODBYE KISS!"
"Okay then…" The announcer guy started to say, "This has been Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars… with Ichigo Momomiya!"
"Bye bee!" Ichikish waved happily as the audience clapped and the curtain closed on her.
End of Chapter 2!
"Whee Nya no da!" Nikki Chan bounced back onto the stage as the curtain rose back up once again, "Chapter numbah two is done!"
"It's so much fun coming on here!" Ichikish popped up next to Nikki Chan and hugged her as Nikki Chan giggled, "It's fun having ya here Nee Chan! Feel free to come on whenever ya like!" Ichikish nodded happily in response.
Kish was following Ichigo around (or should I say floating…?) while nagging, "Come oooooon!" "No," Ichigo flatly retorted and Kish kept going at it like a little child, "Come OOOOOON!" "NO ALREADY!" and the other two just stared at them as they kept on arguing.
"Ahem! Well, the next chapter will be decided by you, yes, the reader on who will be interviewed next! Although we already know that Kish will be selected… eh, might as well give you all the choice anyway right?" Nikki Chan shrugged and Ichikish added excitedly while jumping up and down, "OOO! OOO! Then I'm DEFINITELY coming on the next show!"
"Hmm hmm!" Nikki Chan giggled again, "Then I'll be looking forward to it! So let me get this straight for you! No voting twice (as in both chapters and creating another account just so you can vote twice!)! No flames in the reviews! No cursing! Constructive criticism ONLY! Oh, and nice funny reviews too. ^^ Also, please do not leave things such as 'Please read my story' in reviews. If you want me to read your stories, leave me a P.M. okay? I shall tally up all of the votes within a few weeks, so get your reviews in quick! Happy voting and review please!" Nikki Chan winked at the last couple of words.
"See ya next time!" Ichikish waved while smiling and Nikki Chan also waved, "Bye, nya no da!"
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