Disclaimer: I own nothing. I stole nothing. So get off my back stupid lawyers.
I also apologize for the unrealistic language the soldiers use. I don't swear but I am sure you can place the right words where they would go if you want because it sound stupid otherwise.
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It was broad daylight as Eagle walked into view. The sergeant was holding a stop watch. The sergeant yelled go and Eagle took off over the assault course. He was doing well at first. He ran swiftly across the muddy ground as he neared the first obstacles. He obviously knew the course and went over the first obstacles well. But then he came across the tires. He was nearing the end of them when out of nowhere he flew face down into the mud.
At this point everyone in K unit besides Eagle who was still being held down by a hysteric Fox.
At this point the Sergeant started yelling at Eagle to get his lazy but off the ground and get going or he was going to be on punishment duty for being an idiot and klutz. At hearing this Eagle quickly got up but as soon as he took a step he fell flat on his face in the mud again. Then Eagle started cursing at the sky in frustration. The video ended with the Sergeant yelling at Eagle about what punishment duty he was going to be on.
K unit didn't hear the rest of the sergeants yelling though because they were rolling on the floor laughing. Being set free Eagle ran over and popped the video out of the player. "So that's why you had kitchen duty for so long." Wolf barley chocked out in-between laughs. Eagle just glared.
"What smart butt thought of the title Eagle Trips Up anyways?" Eagle muttered.
"Actually I think it's quite fitting." Alex said grinning. Eagle just glared again and quickly classified the video under Eagle.
Then it was Fox's turn to pick one. I silent smile played on his lips as he popped it in.
The title Wolf a James Bond Failure appears on the screen.
Wolf tries to fight towards the screen to grab the video but he's no match for all of K unit.
Wolf was sitting outside the sergeant's office. Suddenly the sergeant entered with a tearful girl behind him. Wolf quickly looked around and kneeled down by the door and said Bond James Bond.
By this time K unit couldn't suppress giggles any longer although Wolf would probably murder them once he got free.
Then Wolf leaned over and listened at the key hole. After a couple minutes the sergeant noticed someone breathing giggling outside his door. He opened it and Wolf fell flat on his face at the sergeant's feet. The sergeant started yelling at Wolf and demanded he come in for a talk about the torture he was going to face for this escapade.
K unit was now howling with laughter. Finally Alex got up and took the video out and labeled it under Wolf still stifling his giggles. "I'm surprised you're SAS Wolf." Eagle said.
"That was a long time ago and I agree with you Wolf what smart butt comes up with these names?" Wolf asked angrily.
"Why were you laughing anyways?" Alex asked.
"Oh the sergeant's girl friend was just breaking up with him. He was quite pathetic actually." Wolf said.
Snake just turned towards the shelves and picked another video. When he returned Alex felt his blood run cold. The video title was Skeleton Key End of Mission.