Luckily for you, lots to dish on today
As all you die hard Chad Dylan Cooper fans know, last Saturday was his 17th birthday. And as it's one of the hottest parties of the year of course he invited yours truly, if only so that I don't trash him on my blog. HA! Like I would miss an opportunity to burn Chad Dylan Cooper. Anyway, while I was at this fabulous party I was able to get some dirt on your fav new Hollywood couple.
When I first arrived I instantly started looking for Chad's little girlfriend. But after I while I gave up when I saw Tawni Hart there without Sonny. The party was filled with Chad themed things. That guy really should get his ego checked. There were pictures EVERYWHERE of him. They all had horrible expressions on their faces, just like the real thing. HA! Not many people who aren't annoying teenage fan girls want to look at that face. On second thought, no one who isn't an annoying fan girl who is in love with Mackenzie off Mackenzie Falls would actually like that face (Except one Sonny Monroe).
So after a while of staring at his demented face I noticed one of his many cardboard cutouts was moving. I followed it knowing it was some loser trying to get into the party. Well when the cutout stopped moving none other then Sonny Monroe poked her head out from behind it in order to talk to Tawni. (And don't worry Tawni; Sharona hasn't forgotten you are now the villain of this blog. Weather Sonny still believe it or not.) But before I could get a chance to talk to Sonny, Chad cam up behind her. I witnessed with my own eyes the chemistry between the two. It seemed like the un-happy couple was arguing about something. The only words I heard were Chad saying "You said no." Seems like I was right when I said Sonny dumped, or at least rejected him. I told you, Sharona always knows.
Anyway, soon after Chad called security to kick Sonny out. I told you that boy wouldn't take heartbreak well. Seems like little Sonny didn't like the idea of being kicked out. She ran onto the stage and grabbed a mic. According to her the only reason she was at the party was to apologize to some friend. Well Sharona thinks she did it just to humiliate Chad Dylan Cooper. The proof of this is shortly after she "apologized" for something I couldn't care less about little miss Sunshine "accidentally" knocked over a picture of The So-Called King of Drama.
Normally that wouldn't be anything worth dishing on. Yahoo she pushed his face to the ground. The juicy part is it started a chain reaction knocking down every picture of Chad in the place. And in the end one even hit the real Chad Dylan Cooper and pushed his face into the cake. Now what does nice-girl Sonny Monroe do instead of apologizing? Her, her friend, and Tawni Hart took forks and started eating the cake while Chad's face was still in it. And that is the end of Chad's "Chad-ac-ular" Birthday bash.
As I said above Tawni Hart is the new target of this blog. And I have finally decided to keep my word and ruin her, not like I wouldn't ruin her anyway. HA! Something I'm sure you've all caught onto is the fact the Tawni is jealous of Sonny. And Sharona has some of the reason's why. Now compare this picture of Tawni (Picture of her during Loser Force 5) And this one of Sonny.(Really nice one of Sonny) Need I say more? Obviously Tawni is going to have to work a little bit harder if she wants to remain the "pretty" one on So Random! Not that she's ever been the pretty one to anyone except herself.
And that wraps it up for the first of many Tawni Trashes. And I have a special treat to all of the gossip loving followers of this blog. You can now comment on my blog when ever you want. Just my way of giving back to the people who have made me the most popular and most hated celeb blogger on the web.
That's it for now,
And remember, Sharona knows all.
Comment's Board
MacFallsFan: I can't believe Sonny would do that to Chad! She should just go back to Wisconsin. BTW love what you said about Tawni ;D
Annoyed: This blog is such a joke! I bet none of this even happened.
Loyal-Follower: Annoyed, why would you read this if you didn't believe it. I personally think Sharona is a genius. How else could she get all the dirt on Channy. Love You Sharona!
RaNdOmIzE: Sharona I don't know how you do it. Personally I'm a little offended that you target So Random! members but it's just so entertaining.
~Chad~Lover~: I hope that this isn't true! Sonny better back off of my man or she'll have me to deal with! Although I don't blame her for eating the cake, cake with Chad in it must be delicious!
OMG: OMG!!!!! Sonny and Chad are meant for each other!!!!!! It's just too perfect!!!!!!
No_Name: Please. Sonny and Chad can't stand each other. I heard they can't even stand to be in the same room. There's no way they are, were, or ever will be together.
~Chad~Lover~: I agree with No_Name! Chad is MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
ChannyFanny: Those two are meant for one another. And writing a blog to rip them apart is pretty harsh. I'm sure they're happily together and this was only a misunderstanding. Also I totally agree that Tawni deserves what you give her. She was never the "pretty" one on So Random.
Pretty-in-Pink: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT PRETTY!?!?!?
A/N Sorry i haven't updated anything in so long. Week long stay in a cabin with no internet, i went into withdrawl lol. So to make up for it the comment board is open to everyone. The chapters go in order of the show so if you want to comment on the show PM or review it to me. Even if you don't wannna to that i need help thinking up names for other commenters. Seriously, No_Name?