A/N This Chapter is for Poll'd Apart. Just clarifying.

Sharona back with some big news,

I'm glad you liked my little comparison of Tawni and Sonny last time. And thanks to that I got to finally meet Ms. Monroe, or should I say Future Mrs. Cooper?

A few days ago non-other then Sonny Monroe burst into my office. Normally I would have asked her non-stop questions about her relationship with Chad so I can report it to my gossip loving followers, but I didn't even get a word in. Sonny just started throwing a fit on how bad I made Tawni feel with my burns. HA! Like I actually care about Tawni Hart. But I did get some little tid bits about how its affected the blonde of So Random!

From the mouth of Sonny Monroe I discovered that I, Sharona, had reduced Tawni Hart to shaving her head and hiding in vents. Of course Sonny immediately said that Tawni didn't actually shave her head and that it was just a bald cap, but either way it was my amazing writing and harsh words that drove her there. I await your applause.

But unfortunately, not everyone thinks I am the genius I know I am. If any of you watched the latest So Random sketch then you know that Sonny didn't take too kindly to me kicking her out of my office. That wicked witch of the web thing was just out of spite, trying to strike me before I ruin there careers. I'll have you know that I am nothing like what Sonny made me out to be. SHE'S the real witch.

For example, have any of you seen those pictures with me wearing the same thing as the "Randoms" or when I'm in the pond at the "Oh No You Di-int's"? Well just so you don't look like and idiot I'll let you know that those photos were photo shopped by that cast of weirdo's to try and get to me. Well they won't because I know they weren't real.

In other news some of you may have noticed that Chad Dylan Cooper showed up to the "Oh No You Di-int's" and hour late with his hair and clothes a wreck. At first I thought maybe he'd had a little alone time with his favorite Random, until I got the true story. And trust me, it's much funnier then him fooling around with Sonny.

Apparently Chad's new and flashy car has been causing problems over at Condor Studios. Cooper was making people work for a ride in his car. Talk about being a jerk. HA! But he got what was coming to him. When getting ready to go to the awards his precious little car wouldn't start. After investigating the problem Chad found that his car battery had been stolen, and replaced with donuts. A card that was with the donuts proved that it was Nico and Grady from So Random! that took his battery. A mad Chad then had to run quite a few blocks before he got to the awards. HA!

That's all I have, for now

And remember, Sharona Knows all

Sharona.

Comment Board:

Bhavana331: Tawni succumbed to wearing a bald cap? Talk about being self-conscious! Nico and Grady replaced Chad's car battery with donuts? Ha! Too funny! I was wondering why he wasn't at the Oh No You Di-in'ts- your blog just makes
everything clearer- whether they're true statements or not :D
Luv u Sharona!

~Chad~Lover~: Poor Chaddy! He had to run all that way because of the stupid Randoms. And unless those donuts were chocolate with vanilla icing and blue sprinkles (Chad Favourite!) Then he didn't get anything out of it. Curse You Random!

Annoyed: I think ~Chad~Lover~ has some serious problems. For one, she's in love with Chad Dylan Cooper. Second, she knows his fav donut. And third, well I don't have a third but the second one is still creepy. Any way I don't believe those photo's were photo shopped, I think you just got out done by the Random's Sharona. Congrats, you've been beaten by four teens and a twelve year old.

Loyal-Follower: This was great Sharona! I totally believe those randoms photo shopped the pictures. There's no way you would ever wear the same outfit as someone else. And personally I think that you should just not allow Annoyed to comment on your blog if they only bash you. Love, your loyal follower.

Annoyed: You can't ban someone from a blog. I could just make a new account and use it.

ChannyFanny: Where's all the Channy news?

Pretty-in-Pink: We got you good Sharona, don't deny it.

Cheese+Pants=Love: Yeah we did! And those donuts were all Chocolate dip so too bad for Chip Drama Pants.

~Chad~Lover~: How dare you not even give Chad his choice of donuts!