Yo de yo de yo!!!! This is dothepepperminttwist and I dominate at pretty much everything!!!!! Joking, joking, but seriously, this is the first chapter I had written in a while (the ones I just posted were typed a while ago) HA IN YOUR FACE YOU BLONDE HEADED DEMON!!!!!!! Sorry, I'm watching that episode and that is pretty much the coolest line ;)

Disclaimer- I don't own Icarly. IMA FAILURE!!!!

"Sam! Freddie! Are you guys there??" Carly knocked on Freddie's door.

"Just a sec Carls!" Sam called to the door.

Sam wheeled herself over toward the door and opened it with the little cloth Mrs. Benson put on it.

"Hey! I just came over to make sure you were both okay and hadn't killed each other"

"What? Why can't we hang out today?" Sam asked.

"Um, you're not going to like this, but I'm going with Spencer to an art exhibit for the week." Carly said quickly.

"So you mean that I'm stuck having Fredhead wheel me around all week?"

"Sam! Quit calling me names!!!" Freddie called from the kitchen.

"Sorry Sam, I have to go."

"Okay, see you," Sam said reluctantly.

"What was that about?" Freddie asked.

"Carly is leaving for a week, so I'm stuck with you and your stuck with me." Sam said.

"Great," Freddie said sarcastically," I made you a sandwich."

"Woo hoo." Sam said, grabbing it and turning on the TV.

"I'll be right back." Sam said, wheeling toward the bedroom.

"'Kay" Freddie said, just thinking she was going to the bathroom or something.

Sam wheeled over to Freddie's dresser and opened the drawer marked 'pants'

She got out a pair of scissors and cut a hole in every single one. Hey, revenge is sweet.

"Sam? You okay?" Freddie called in the general direction of where she was supposed to be.

Crap. "Yeah I'm good." Sam called.

"ok."

"Sheesh, girl can't go to the bathroom and not be disturbed here." Sam said when she got back in the room.

'Well, I'm sorry I was worried about you."

"You were?" Sam asked, thinking it was kinda sweet. Gross, where did that thought come from?

"Yeah, so what did you want to watch?" Freddie asked, looking away from the blonde headed demon.

So this is the start of the prank war!!!! It is on between her and Freddie in this awesome, bone-crushing story. I'm so punny.