"Sasori-dana…you're getting fat. Is that a feature of you puppet body I haven't seen yet, un?" Deidara said teasingly to the noticeably plumper Sasori.

Sasori looked down slowly. Much to his horror, Deidara was right. He had gained weight. But it WASN'T a feature. W...what?! His eyes wided in shock. He turned heel and walked away.

"Sasori-sempai!" Marisu yelled as she tripped over a pebble, tumbling into Sasori. "Oh, I'm sorry. That'll hurt the baby."

"Baby." Sasori said flatly in an obviously annoyed voice.

"Well duh why else did you think you're gaining weight." She said as if it were the most obvious explaination.

Sasori slammed her against the wall. A kunai dripping with poision came from his palm to her neck.

"Explain. Now." He said fiercely.

"I…i…umm….well…" She stammered, hoping that today wasn't her last. "Oh I got it." She said as an informational screen popped up.

"You are made of wood." A diagram popped up in thin air. "Because of the chakra that flows through your body and a certain fluid of Deidara's that was absorbed into your wooden skin, the chakra reacted with said impreganating fluid to cause a form of child to be conceived. It's rather simple." The diagram evolved to show this. "But don't worry. It's perfectly natural." She said, obviously never told that only girls have babies normally.

Sasori stared her down. "What?"

Marisu smiled dumbly and began to choke on her own tongue. Deidara walked by as she turned purple.

"Deidara, I'm pregnant." Sasori said, in an almost amused voice.

"It's mine?" Deidara laughted, taking the whole thing as seriously as Sasori was. "How, un?"

Marisu suddenly jumped up and her demonstration popped up and went through it.

Deidara's eyes widened. "How does she do that, un?" He asked with a laugh. He shook his head and walked off. A man, pregnant? Impossible. That girl is so dumb.

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Two months had passed since Sasori was told he had somehow become pregnant. At first, he threw out the idea entirely. Yet, his stomach continued to get bigger despite many failed attempts to prevent it. Marisu predicted it was because of the unusual circumstance. She also guessed that at this rate, it would be born soon. Much to Sasori's dismay…it was born.

"Is it a boy or girl, un?" Deidara asked dumbfounded that the child actually did exist, yet determined to be a father to the child.

"Um….well…I'd have to guess…it's a girl. But I could be wrong. I've never sexed a baby puppet/human hybrid. There is still a possibility for it to get a chakra penis." Marisu said, almost intelligently as she wiggled her finger in demonstration, accidently poking her eye out.

Sasori sighed spitefully. He always got stuck with annoying situations. It was hard enough to love one person, but now he had to love AND care for a kid?!. "Name it.." He instructed Deidara in the cold voice he hadn't used with Deidara for a long time..

"Ummm….um…" TBC (BUM BUM BUUUUM)

Now for a challenge. What should it be named. Is it a boy or girl? What will be the baby's fate? Will it survive thought to maturity? I want to know what you would like to see. I hope you liked the rewritten awesomeness. :D