A word from our protagonists.
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Since I redid the characters, hoping to hit a little closer to their actual mark, I'll just redo this too.
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Deidara: Hello, un. I'm seme deep down. I mean seriously, I didn't get pregnant.
Sasori: Why. Just why.
Itachi: Who cares. I'm not in this much anyways. –kills you-
Kisame: Do I even appear? (Me: You do get a couple lines!)
Orochimaru: LITTLE BOYS!! –runs off to find a little boy to molest-
Zetsu: I don't show up ever.…-emo Zetsu moment-
Tobi: Hiiiiii I'm Madara Uchiha and I'm weird. :D Kthnxbai.
Hidan: Didn't you promise me some sacrifices? (All in due time…)
Kakuzu: $$, $'$ $$$$$$. (He only speaks in money…)
Pein: You better not fail, pathetic writer. (-o-)
Konan: Um… -folds a butterfly-
Marisu: -chokes on spit- Am I dumb? Is it an act?
Baby de Sasori: BOOOOOM! –explodes- (Heheheh dead baby jokes come pouring in.)
Me: Thanks for reading. I hope you like the rewritten version. The original is kinda…. Overpowering. XD
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TBC… (duh)