A/N: Saweet! I went to a dance the other day! Anyway, here's a new, squeaky clean chapter! Okay, not really 'squeaky clean' in language, but you the point, right? Sure. Okay, Naruto belongs to Mashashi Kishimoto, not me. YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND, WHEN YOU GO DOWN, WHEN YOU GO DOWN, DOWN....I'm sorry. I don't even like rap. It's stuck in my head, I swear.
That morning, I'd say around 5 AM, I met up with Naruto at the training ground. We weren't going to train. Something much funner was about to happen. Yes, I said 'funner.' Is 'funner' even a word? Gramatically speaking, 'more fun' would be correct, but who says that anymore? Ahem. Anyway, Naruto held in his hands some wood, a cable, and some nails, while I brought tools and a harness. Boys, never let a lady carry your stuff. Never, ever.
"Alright. I found an old lookout tower here," I said. I leaned on a large chair, a giant, wooden one like the ones that lifeguards use. "We can build the platform off of that."
"Let's go!" Naruto cried, pumping his fist in the air. So, what did we build? A ship. And we sailed that thing. Okay, we didn't exactly build a ship. We built a zipline. Why, you ask? Well...Because...Ziplines are kickass.
"Oh, look, it's 9 in the morning." I remarked, taking a look at my watch. Suddenly, Naruto and I spotted Kakashi running to the training ground in a panic.
"What the hell? I've been looking all over the village for you!" Kakashi panted.
"Aww, you DO care for me!" I giggled. Kakashi glared at me.
"No, it's just that Tsunade would kill me if I lost you. Besides, it wouldn't look good to Aimi if I lost one of my students. She loves kids." He said. Naruto snickered.
"Who's Aimi?" he asked. Kakashi blushed, and slapped himself in the head.
"Just this girl...Lives down the hall." The Copy Ninja replied. What a stupid man. He gace himself away to the loudest ninja in the village. He's an idiot when it comes to love. And you'd think he had learned something from his books, right? Oh, right...I took away his books. Haha, oops.
"Oh! Nee-san? She used to take care of me, give me cash to spend on necessities. She's a Jonin, too, isn't she?" Naruto said.
"Oh yeah-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" Kakashi gawked, pointing at Naruto and I's zipline.
"A zipline." I replied.
"Why did you build a zipline?"
"Because ziplines kick ass." I piped. Kakashi sighed.
"...You built a zipline." He repeated.
"Yeah. Would you like to hop on?" Naruto asked.
"...No. Okay, Paula, let's start up your training for today."
"Can I ride the zipline after training?" I asked.
"Eat some breakfast first. You can't train on an empty stomach. I have a few questions to ask you, anyway, " The Copy Ninja replied. He leaned in to whisper in my ear. "...I'm going to try to ask her out on a date."
"Who's 'her'?" I asked.
"You know what I mean. Now, come on. We'll eat breakfast, and you can do whatever you want." So, Kakashi, Naruto, and I headed off towards this small cafe that served Japanese breakfasty stuff, like miso soup. And then, that's when it happened. I met Aimi. And she looked like she'd be perfect for Kakashi. She had long, wavy, brown hair, like the people you see on the covers of magazines. She wore the standard Jonin vest, her Konoha head protector on her neck, and a black jumpsuit. I could see why Kakashi was in love with her. Screw whatever Naruto said to Neji in the Chuunin Exams. THIS WAS DESTINY, BIATCH. I mean, her name means, "beautiful love!" So, as she approached Kakashi, he blushed. How cute!
"Hi, Aimi. How are you?" he asked. Aimi giggled.
"You ask that everytime I come near you, 'Kashi." She said. Awww! She has a little pet name for him. I should start calling Kakashi that. 'Kashi. Hehe, it has a nice ring to it. Kashi! Kashi! Kashi! Kashi! Kashi...I'm sorry. Ahem. Anyway, Kakashi's faced turned from a pinkish tint to a tomato red.
"Why are you blushing, 'Kashi?" Aimi asked. Naruto and I snickered, and I accidentally snorted. Aimi glanced over at us. "Hi, Naruto! 'Kashi, who's your other little friend here?" Kakashi smiled.
"Oh, that's my new student! She's an orphan, and ran away from home, so I took her in." he explained. Damn, that guy has some good memory! And that shit's not even real! I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. So, then, Aimi went over and kissed Kakashi, or should I say, "'Kashi", on the cheek. Kakashi's visible eye widened, and now, his face turned a little purplish. Or what was visible of his face. Hell, I could see Aimi blushing! LE GASP! That moment confirmed my theory that those two LOOOVED each other. With a passion.
"That's really sweet of you 'Kashi." Aimi whispered. Really quietly. And then they gazed into each other's eyes for a moment, like they were having a telepathic conversation. I could see it now. I love you, Aimi Tanaka. I love you, 'Kashi Hatake. We should keep this thing a whole secret, okay? Aimi and Kakashi cleared their throats, and blushed.
"So, 'Kashi. An exterminator's coming to my apartment. Can I bunk with you guys, if you don't mind?" Aimi asked, her face still a pinkish tint.
"Of course! You're welcome any time. Although, Paula and I are going to train right after we eat, so we'll have to take you to our little training session." Kakashi replied cheerfully. Aimi nodded.
"That's alright. I'd love to watch you guys train." she said. I got up from my seat.
"Well, then, let's train! YEE-HAW!" I yelled.
"Yah!" Naruto said, standing up on his chair. Kakashi held his head and pushed him down.
"Calm down, both of you. Now, everyone wait and let me pay for the meal." He said. He waved his hand to a nearby waitress, who narrowed her eyes at Aimi. So, apparently, Kakashi was the local Womanizer here. I shouldn't say 'Womanizer', because he's not, like, a manwhore as far as I know. Anyway, Kakashi stuffed some cash into the little leather money-holding thingy(I don't really know what it's called), and linked arms with Aimi. Aww! Then, we headed towards the training ground, now complete with a zipline.
"What's that?" Aimi asked, pointing a finger at the zipline. Kakashi slapped himself in the face.
"I don't know, I have nothing to do with it-"
"It looks fun!" Aimi exclaimed, much to Kakashi's surprise. I shook with surpressed laughter. The woman reminds me of...well...me. Even though we look nothing alike. Kakashi sighed.
"Alright. Today all you need to do is sit." He told me.
"Where?" I asked.
"Anywhere, preferably not in the zipline."
"Awww..."
"If you do a good job today, I'll let you play all you want, and...I'll buy you some sweets."
"YAY!" I cheered, plopping down onto a nearby tree stump. Aimi giggled, and Kakashi blushed.
"Um. Today, we're, uh, going to work on hand signs and maybe learn a jutsu or two." Kakashi muttered. Aww, what happened? The wittle Copy Nin's afraid he might embarass himself in front of a girl?
"YAY!" I cheered again.
Later that day...
"Try switching your pinkies for the Tiger seal. Otherwise, you've almost got the Clone Jutsu down. Keep trying, and concentrate!" Kakashi coaxed. By now I was really frustrated and in a bad mood. It took me an hour to get all the hand signs down. And I'm sort of like a semi-perfectionist. So everything has to be at least semi-perfect. An hour did not live up to my standards. I had the feeling that Kakashi was only being nice because Aimi was watching. And I couldn't get the cloning jutsu down properly. Which sucked.
"Alright," I groaned. "Last try on the Cloning Jutsu." Then, I attempted the jutsu. The hand seals were Tiger, Boar, Ox, and Dog, right? This time, I switched the positioning of my hands on the Tiger seal, just as Kakashi instructed me to do. I glanced over at Aimi, who was still watching my training intently. I wonder how she sat through all of that. And Naruto was asleep. Which sucked, too.
"Come on!" I cried, concentrating my chakra. Finally, another one of me appeared! Yay! I had performed my first jutsu! But, I guess that Naruto music didn't start playing in people's heads when you accomplished something. "Hell yeah!"
"Great job!" Kakashi said, ruffling my hair. What am I, a dog? No, just kidding. That was great, how Kakashi was nice to me. I'm glad that Aimi stayed with us.
"Congrats!" Aimi cheered. She hugged me, even though I barely knew her. That was kind of sweet, yet strange at the same time. She must have really liked kids, like Kakashi said. Naruto, however, was still asleep. He didn't watch me do my ninja thang, so I went over and kicked him in the shin.
"You didn't watch me clone myself. So you'll be the last to go on the zipline." I said. Naruto rubbed the area where I kicked him.
"Ow, will you watch it? Geez, you're like Sakura." he said.
"Actually, I'd say you're a combination of Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke all at once." Kakashi interrupted. I cocked an eyebrow.
"Hm? Why?" I asked. Really, I didn't get why.
"Naruto, because you're really loud and obnoxious, but very determined. And funny, too. Sakura, because you tend to be aggressive when you try to discipline your friends. And Sasuke, because you're very intelligent." Kakashi explained. Now that he mentioned all that stuff, then yeah, I was like Team 7 smushed together. Wow!
"And you're even a little like 'Kashi here." Aimi said. Kakashi and I frowned in disbelief at this comment. What? We were nothing alike! Were we?
"What? How?" We asked in unison. Now, Naruto barged in our little conversation.
"Look at you guys! Both of guys' eyes are always half-closed!" He screamed into our ears. Kakashi took a good look at me, and I took a good look at Kakashi, too. Yeah, our eyes WERE the same! Oh my GOD. What an epiphany!
"Is that it?" I asked. Aimi shrugged.
"Depends if you like reading." She said. My eyes widened.
"OF COURSE I like reading! Reading is the best! Well, next to music!" I yelled. Aimi laughed.
"Well, then it's settled, then. You're Team 7 in a nutshell."
"Yay!" I cheered. Kakashi chuckled.
"Now, come on, let's test that thing you guys built." He said. What? Did my ears deceive me? Did Kakashi Hatake, THE Copy Ninja, want to ride the zipline? WOAH.
A few minutes later...
"CARAMELLDANSEN ON A ZIPLINE, BITCH!" I screamed. And I danced the Caramelldansen on that thing. Everyone else present, including Sasuke and Sakura(they had caught up with us in those few minutes), sweatdropped. Kakashi groaned.
"Don't swear, please." He said. I shrugged, and hopped off.
"Who's next?" I asked.
"Count me out." Sasuke muttered.
"Er, me too." Sakura added. Oh, come on, that Inner Sakura of hers was just DYING to ride it!
"I'll go!" Aimi cried, raising her hand.
"Are you sure?" Kakashi asked. "You might get hurt." I leaned over to Sakura and Sasuke to explain about Kakashi's love life.
"Kakashi likes this girl, Aimi." I whispered. "I think she likes her, too. Heck, I'm positive they love each other."
"Aww!" Sakura gushed. I heard Naruto mutter something about women, but I let it slide for now. Sexist comments are bad. Very bad.
"My exact reaction." I chuckled.
"Kakashi-sensei? Likes someone? Hn. Never thought he would be the type." Sasuke mumbled.
"Kakashi lives all alone in his tiny apartment," I mentioned. Well, he did. And the apartment was pretty small. Really, only about ten people would overcrowd the whole place. "I'm sure he's lonely, at least a little bit." Face it, the man did look at least a little lonely, didn't he? He needed someone in his life. Meanwhile, Aimi helped herself up the platform, and Kakashi strapped her into the harness. If you were there, and you didn't know anything about Kakashi and Aimi, you could say they were married- or dating, at least.
"Ready?" I called. Aimi nodded, and Kakashi pushed her down the zipline. She scream, and spread her legs wide in a...provocative way. I couldn't resist making fun of that. Really, my friend told me that I make fun of anything that moves. Like when I saw this black squirrel in Canada. And when my friend(who is a guy, by the way) cried watching The Notebook. I did, too, but I'm a girl. I cry during sad movies. Come to think of it, I should show Kakashi that movie. He would like that, right? Ahem. Anyways, back to the story.
"That air feels good, doesn't it?" I yelled. Aimi, instead of getting mad at me, smirked. Oh my God, she had the same pervy mind as Kakashi! Holy crap, those two are PERFECT for each other! "Okay, there are a a lot of ways to go down that thing, but I'm not sure that's the most appropriate way." I said. Everyone snickered- even Kakashi and Aimi. Wow. Even adults can be kids at heart sometimes.
"Hehe, training's over. Let's go home, guys." Kakashi said. He was still giggling a little bit, and he motioned for Aimi and me to follow him. We headed to Kakashi's apartment, and there, Aimi began cooking dinner.
"Aimi, you're a guest in my house...er, apartment. Uh, you really don't have to do that." Kakashi stammered. Aimi merely started laughing.
"I want to do this, Kakashi. It's alright. I understand you eat out most of the time-"
"Because he can't cook for crap!" I interrupted, shouting from the bathroom where I was taking a shower. Yeah, I heard the whole conversation from the shower. I'm special like that. I think that Kakashi was glaring at me. Like, through the wall. Aimi ignored my comment, and continued.
"So, I figured you might have wanted a home cooked meal for once." She said.
"Thanks," Kakashi replied. Meanwhile, I was done with my shower, and changed into some nice jammies. Yeah, I call PJ's 'jammies.' Got a problem with that? FOO?!? And, I figured out that Aimi had made some eggplant saury, apparently Kakashi's favorite food.
"This is good!" I said, talking with my mouth full.
"Don't talk while chewing your food." Kakashi scolded. I opened my mouth to show him the mashed up eggplant saury. To basically tease him.
"I'm glad you like it. But listen to your sensei, okay? Try going to sleep now. You don't want to be all tired when you train tomorrow, don't you?" Aimi said. She picked up her plate and put it in the sink. "I'm going to go take a bath now. See you soon." She announced. Kakashi scooted over close to me.
"I think we should call off the bet." He said.
"WHAT?!?" I yelled.
"We should call off the bet. Look, nobody's losing or winning, and this bet will drag on forever. So, might as well call it quits." The Copy Nin's backing out of a bet? What? Since when did that happen?
"Technically, if we back out of the bet, we both lose." I replied. Well, it was true.
"I don't care. What were the terms again?"
"Loser had to sing and dance in the street."
"...Oh boy."
A/N: Okay, I need your help! Vote for the song that you would like Kakashi and I to sing. Yes, I am the narrator. Most of the things I wrote about in here are true. Except the part, where you know, I go to the Naruto world. But I did make fun of a black squirrel. And I cried when I saw The Notebook. And, more sexual innuedo and jokes are to come next chapter, based on what I experience with my friends. But, anyways, here are the songs you can vote on:
Womanizer - Britney Spears
Single Ladies - Beyonce
Just Dance - Lady Gaga
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Hollaback Boy - Cobra Starship
Clothes Off! - Gym Class Heroes
Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown... - Fall Out Boy
OR...
You can suggest a song, and if other people support your answer, it will be taken into consideration. Choose wisely! Please vote on or suggest a song by March 31st. Also, I know you guys are out there, and I need all the reviews and votes I can get, so review and vote!