"Mmm," Cuddy mumbled against her forearm, "A little to the left..." she instructed.
House's hands glided over her shoulders, his fingers tracing the taunt muscle and sliding under the tiny straps of her red bikini, as he kneaded the knots out of her back. Pulling his hands from under her straps, he let them pop against Cuddy's back, before sliding them down her spine where he slipped his fingertips into the top of her bikini bottom.
"Watch it," Cuddy admonished halfheartedly, the sun having sapped most of her energy - his hands felt great, but they were at a public beach.
"I am watching it," House teased, giving her right buttock a quick smack, before he began massaging her thighs. He paused briefly before sliding his right hand to her inner thigh and inching upwards.
Cuddy instinctively brought her legs together, trapping his hand as she rolled onto her back and gave him a sharp warning look, "Not in public!" she huffed out, opening her legs and releasing him before pushing him onto his back and straddling him.
"Ooh, is this my punishment? I promise to never not do it again!" House's voice was an octave higher as he excitedly brought his hands up to clasp Cuddy's hips.
"You are such a child," Cuddy chuckled, lightly smacking his chest. "You're getting red," she commented, before leaning over him to dig the sunscreen out of her beach bag.
"Did you see that?" he asked.
"What?" Cuddy asked distractedly, squeezing the white lotion out and rubbing it into the red areas on his upper torso.
"The solar eclipse," House responded in a matter of fact tone.
"Huh?" Cuddy questioned, hands pausing as she looked at him.
"At the exact moment you leaned over me, two wonderfully rounded and supple planets blocked out the sun. Solar eclipse Cuddy, didn't you take any science in school?" he returned with a 'duh! face'.
Cuddy rolled her eyes, bending to kiss him, "You're an ass," she murmured smiling against his lips.
"And you love it... and I love your ass," he responded, as his hands gave her butt a gentle squeeze.
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"Dude, that chick is a total MILF!" Kurt said, pointing down the beach at a brunette in a red bikini.
Jake followed his friend's finger, "I guess - she has a nice ass, but I'm a breast man..." he said shrugging.
"I bet the front is just as stacked," Kurt responded as the guy with moved his hands down her thighs. "Look at the tool she's with – he's old enough to be my grandfather," Kurt replied.
"Hot chick and a douche guy? No surprise there. He probably has a great personality." Jake said sarcastically, before trailing off with a whistle.
"Wow, that's one lovely pair of tits." Kurt responded with reverence.
"Dude, I hate to say it, but I'm jealous of a freaking geriatric," Jake sighed.
"Yeah, me too." Kurt agreed solemnly.