Oh Spike…………….oh, yeah, baby……………just like that…………..oooooooh, Spike…….oh yes! Yes! Yeees!

Camilla and Jet laid in bed, wide awake, due to the incredibly loud sounds of Spike and Faye making love.

"God, they've been at it for hours now." Camilla whispered to Jet, irritated and tired.

"Honey, just try to block it from your mind."

OOOOH GOD!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

Faye seemed to have heard what they said because she became even louder

Camilla rolled her eyes, sighing loudly as she turned herself around and pulled her pillow over her ears.

"Am I *pant* really this good *pant* or is this just to *pant* piss those assholes off?" Spike asked as he continued to hammer into Faye as hard as he could.

Faye giggled. "Both." She whispered back as she stared into his auburn eyes. And it was true. Though Spike was an indescribable love maker, she wanted to shake them up a bit, get into their heads.

OOOOOOOOOOH SPIKE!!! YES!!! DON'T STOP! PLEASE DON'T STOP!!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH YES!!!!!

Faye screamed as loud as she could, being greeted with Camilla and Jet's door opening, revealed a tired-looking Camilla in a maternity night gown. The couple paused upon seeing the woman that they despised at the moment.

"Why, Camilla. Did we wake you?" Faye asked, sarcastically, sitting up on her elbows underneath Spike.

"You can have your fucking room back, just leave us the FUCK ALONE!!!"

SLAM! She slammed the door as hard as she could, pissed off beyond belief.

Faye and Spike high fived before gathering their things and continuing their rendezvous for the rest of the night in their reclaimed bedroom.

Camilla was awakened by the smell of apple wood bacon, fried eggs, buttermilk pancakes and coffee that danced around her nose, tickling her appetite.

"Jet!" She whispered, shaking her slumbering husband.

"Hmmm." He responded, rolling over on his back and rubbing his bare chest, his eyes still closed.

"Do you smell that?"

"Mm hmm."

"What do you think it is?"

"Hmm." Jet rolled back over onto his stomach and fell back to sleep.

Camilla rolled her eyes and hopped out of bed. When she ran into the living room, the big smile on her face drooped down to a frown. Spike and Faye sat at the table with big trays of food in front of them, enjoying every bite.

"Oh, Camilla! We didn't even see you over there." Faye said, her mouth full of food.

Camilla looked down and wrapped her hands behind her. She shyly walked to the edge of her and Jet's side of the ship.

"May I…umm…join you?" Camilla gave them a hopeful smile, wishing that they would forget about everything and let her have a bite to eat because the food they'd cooked smelled absolutely delicious.

"Can't. Kitchen's on our side." Spike responded, nonchalantly as he chewed on a piece of bacon.

Jet suddenly appeared behind his wife, placing one of his large hands onto her shoulder. "What's going on?" He eyed the great food that sat on the kitchen table, thinking about how quickly he could eat it all.

"The kitchen is on our side. There's no way that you could come over here and get some." Faye retorted to Camilla, finishing up the rest of her eggs and reaching her fork towards the tray for some more.

Camilla's mouth flung open. "Well, shit! I gave you back your room! What else do you want?"

"For you to stop begging us for food. Why don't you just --- oh, I forgot!" Faye sarcastically covered her mouth. "The front door is on our side. Welp! Looks like you can't even leave to get something to eat. You guys are so screwed." Faye giggled, eating a few slices of bacon.

"You guys are a bunch of ---" Camilla began marching towards the couple before being pulled back by her collar by Jet.

"No no, it's okay, Cam. We can play their game. Come on." As they turned to go to their room, Jet stopped and turned back around. "Oh and after you eat that oh-so-delicious meal, it's gotta come back out some kind of way. Too bad you won't be able to relieve those stomach aches you'll be getting after you stuff your faces. Bathroom's on our side."

Camilla gave Spike and Faye and devilish smile as Jet draped his arm back around her shoulder and they went into their room to do God knows what.

Spike and Faye exchanged worried looks but then laughed at how they had pretty much everything on their side and all Camilla and Jet had was the bathroom.