Yay! Chapter two! Enjoy!
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Kratos stared at the creatures from his room. It had been at least a hour sihnce he 'crash-landed' on the world. He discovered their names were Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Lala, and Po.
Who the crap named these weirdos? It sounded like something that Mithos and Yuan would come up with when they got drunk...
Kratos was unsure about the small one, Po. He always carried that gun with him, and gave him that pissed look every time they locked eyes. Kratos just assumed he was jealous of him because everyone was going gaga over him and not Po's pimp-gun.
The foursome were also on a television, the "Telitubbies." Apparently, they were named that because they were obese, and they had televisions on their stomachs. Go figure.
It was Tinky-Winky's turn to be the television for the hour, so he sat on a chair and went to sleep. Dipsy prodded the purple beast to change the channel. Apparently, it had all kinds of languages displayed on the television, so they even watched the good episodes of Naruto. Lala always went gaga over Sauske and Itachi. They even watched a few commercials with Kratos in them. The star said nothing. Lala wanted to glomp the TV because Kratos was in it. He just sighed and went back to his room.
Dipsy was spewing out some goo from a spout; and Kraots had a front row seat from his room. It kept making all kinds of obscene farting noises as it came out, so Kratos had to bury is head in his pillow so Lala couldn't hear him laughing and thus start glomping him.
After he wiped his eyes from laughter, he walked back outside. As he stood on the hill, feathers started to surround him, and sky-blue wings erupted from his back. They fluttered a bit, and Kratos took off. He saw rabbits hopping along, and he swore he saw some Oompa Loompas running around (he had recently watch the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.)
"Kratooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos-kun!"
Aw crap, he thought as he turned toward the hill. The Tubbies were standing there. Tinky-Winky and Lala were jumping up and down, as Po was brandishing his gun.
Now, that was the last time he watched his Japanese soaps on Lala . . .
Kratos landed gracefully on the hill. "Oh, Kratos!" Lala swooned. "You are sooooooo cool!"
Po laughed. "He's nothing much," he muttered to himself.
Kratos stared at Po. Po stared back. Tinky-Winky took a tinkle. Lala was foaming at the mouth. Dipsy watched the pinwheel. It started spinning like mad. Pink sparks appeared around the wheel part.
"Guys," Dipsy said, "it's gonna be big. The camera guys are coming. We didn't practice the Bingo scene."
Tinky-Winky screamed. "But, we gotta do out crappy repetition scene AGAIN!"
Po punched Dipsy. "That's why it's called repetition, retard," he corrected.
Kratos just sighed. What the hell am I going through...and when's lunch?