Guys, thanks for giving me great reviews! I just want to hug you ALL!
Now, the main topic: SAVE KRATOS!
My answer: No. I'm giving him emotional grief in this chapter, so he is totally screwed.
Don't own anything, except the cameraguys. Enjoi!
"Kratos," Dipsy hissed as the four rushed the non-monster inside. Keep inside your room. Don't come out until I say so."
"Why?" Kratos was ignored by everyone as Lala pushed him in, then giggled. The door slammed, leaving Kratos in his room alone.
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It was at least half an hour since they left in the room. He then realized that nature was calling in the bowels of Kratosland. He wasn't supposed to leave, but would he rather keep his word or soil himself...
Kratos preferred not to soil himself, so he opened the door. The area in front of his was empty, so he walked arond until he found Po showing his gun off in front of everyone. In front of a camera. "Lala," he whispered as the camera guy focused on the two, "where's the bathroom?"
She sighed and pointed toward the door outside. "We don't have one, so go outside," she said emotionlessly. He could've sworn she was embarrassed.
"Lala," one of the guys said, "this is a children's show. Not those sad Teletubbies fanfictions. We all remember Teletubbies Unleashed ..."
"Yes..."
"Get rid of the sad inappropriate humor, please. But," she motioned with his hand, and all cameras circled around Kratos, "this guy is interesting. Your sex toy, Lala?"
"W-what?" Kratos looked at Lala, but she shook her head.
"Oh." The guy turned to Kratos. "Michael Lloyd, at your service."
Kratos raised an eyebrow. "...Lloyd?"
Michael smiled. "Oh, you know me?"
"I have a son named Lloyd..."
"Oh." He turned to the camera crew. "Guys, let's incorporate this guy into the show. Who's with me?"
A girl stood up and squealed. "He looks like Kratos from ToS!"
Kratos gave a blank look. "How..."
Michael sighed and turned to Kratos. "Sorry. Anna is a game freak. She loves Tales of Symphonia."
Kratos said nothing. Michael turned back to his camera and clapped. "Let's roll!"
Kratos kept staring at Anna, who was making fangirl noises. Then he soiled himself.
I apologise to all people that write Teletubbies fanfics. No, I pity.
No offense to the guy who wrote Teletubbies Unleashed.