Celibi:YO! its me celibi and i finaliy got a review. thanks Bill! let me introduce some of the people i kidnapped
Tracy: Hi!
Ash:Do i have to do this?
Misty: 'ello
Cyrus: i did not submit willingly to this
May: why am i here again?
celibi: shut up
jessie: hello
james: why am i even here?
Meowith: 'aint we sapposed to be trying to get pikachu?
celibi: no now SHUT THE HELL UP!
Everyone: (stares)
Celibi: stop it. NOW.
Everyone: (still staring)
Celibi: ( whips out a fire covered sword and growls)
Everyone:(looks away)
Celibi: ok good! and we have paul.
Celibi:NOW THEN! i have a review and you all must do it! all you that have been named! CLEAR!?
Everyone:YES!
Celibi: ok this is from bill, here we go.
Ash and May:Make out for five minutes and ENJOY it.
Misty and Dawn: Start chucking Hammers and knives at May for kissing your love.
May: dodge the flying projectiles
Paul: you annoy the heck out of me. I am gonna kill you *whips out a keyblade and slices Paul in half*
(Sorry to any Paul lovers out there.)
Misty: Start get depressed.
Tracey: Make Misty feel better and then take out on a date.
Celibi: CAN YOU ALL DO THIS ?!
Ash and May: WHAT?!!!!!
Everyone else who was named: OK!
Celibi: NOW!
(closet appears and she shoves ash and may in it and puts a video camera inside too and slams the door)
Celibi: I AM WATCHING!
(five minuets pass)
(ash and may come out looking pissed)
Celibi: wow, you don't kiss good may. MELUGIA!
(small version of lugia that is pink comes out of the ceiling)
Melugia: Yezz Celibi?
(Cyrus looks mad)
Celibi: Can you get jack and Pete to take paul to the body fixers?
Melugia:Yezz. PEE-TA! JACK-Y!
Pete and Jack: Don't call us that. we're going
(Pete and jack pull the eviscerated paul down stairs)
Celibi: OK! here! now you get to chuck dictionary's at may!
(gives dictionary's to Misty and Dawn)
Misty: ok
(pitches at may )
(may gets hit in the face by the 1 ton dictionary)
(misty gets depressed. )
Tracy: uh, misty? would you like to go on a date?
Misty: eh, what the heck, sure
(ash looks mad)
(misty and Tracy leaves to go to burger king)
Celibi: ok! reviews please! or i will get some from my awesome pal-sister-Alica!
Melugia: Bye Miz-tars and Mizzez!