In Ring
"Lita just got fired because of Matt Hardy," JR said "this isn't fair."
Then Evolution's music hit.
"Oh this is all Lita needs," King said "she got dumped, lost her job and now damn evolution are coming out."
"Yeah Lita get out of the ring whilst you still can," JR said "oh my god it's Batista and Orton, the two men that between them cost Stone Cold his job, Batista hit the power bomb on HBK and Orton pinned him, Lita run."
"Even I have to admit this isn't good," Coach said "I am fans of evolution and triple h I admit but they have no business coming out to intimidate this young woman."
"Hang on," Batista said as Lita went to run "hang on, we saw what happened and we would like to help you, you see when Bischoff convinced Evolution to join team Bischoff he promised a favour to us if they won and seen as how I wasn't on the team yet I was the one that effectively won the match I get a favour two."
"Where is Batista going with this?" JR asked
"I don't know," King said "but I don't think it will be good for Lita."
"So starting right now," Batista said "Lita I am using my favour to you put back on the RAW roster" the crowd roared it's approval to that Lita was one of their favourite divas who they wanted to stay on the brand even if it was because of evolution that it was happening.
"Also" Randy said "thanks to my favour Evolution are having a handicap match against Matt Hardy." Lita looked overjoyed at this Matt who had just broken her heart was going to end up with broken limbs because of the Legend Killer and the Animal.
Then Eric Bischoff walked back out onto the ramp.
"You guys wanna blow your favours for her," he said "fine but just so you know I wouldn't trust that slut as far as I could throw her."
Batista saw Lita's eyes fill up with tears and took the microphone back from Randy.
"You know what Bischoff?" Batista said "seen as how you are taking such pleasure in making Lita's life hell how about we add you to the mix in the match, you and that jackass Matt Hardy against me, Randy, Hunter and Ric next week?"
"I don't think so" Bischoff said
Then Triple H came out with Ric flair and Bischoff was trapped between the four men of Evolution.
"Let me but it this way Eric" Triple H said "you cost me my title by getting Goldberg on raw, if you hadn't convinced Goldberg to come to raw I would have had a tear the house down match with the likes of Shawn or Booker like we have done before I might not like those guys but I respect them, then I come to raw and see you disrespecting one of the best divas the WWE has ever had, she was part of the Evolution of the divas and I have no respect for you."
Hunter and Ric backed Bischoff up to the ring apron and threw him into the ring where he walked into an RKO.
"What the hell was that king?" JR said
"Evolution are defending Lita's honour JR," Coach said "who thought they would have done something like this."
"I know," King said "uh oh Bischoff, Batista looks ready to set him up with a Batista bomb"
After Batista nearly power bombed Bischoff through the mat Triple H turned to Lita.
"Now Lita we have a proposition to make to you," he said "as you can see we are a powerful group, the greatest world champion of all time Ric Flair, I am a 8 time world champion, Randy and Dave are the future of the business, yet there is one part of the WWE we do not dominate and that is the women's division."
"Does he mean what I think he means?" JR said "is Evolution asking Lita to join them?"
"I think so JR." King said.
"So what do you say?" Triple H asked "you wanna join Evolution?"
"Ok" Lita said with a grin "sounds like a lot of laughs."
Backstage
"Thanks guys," Lita said "I don't know what I would have done without you."
"Yeah well no one deserves to be spoken to like that," Ric said "I never liked Eric even in WCW but it is business, as much of a jackass he is he knows business."
"I guess so," Lita said and then turned to Batista and Randy "why did you give up you're favours for me you could have gotten title shots"
"That was kind of what I said," Hunter said "if I was them I would have called the favour in later that night after Bill retained but I am glad they didn't because they saved you."
Then Matt Hardy walked up and tried to drag Lita away and Batista actually growled at him like an animal.
"Don't even think about it boy," Ric said "after what you just did you think we are going to let you do anything to her?"
"Yeah right because hanging around with guys like you will be so much better for her reputation" Matt said nastily
"You have 10 seconds," Hunter began
"Fuck ten seconds," Batista said "move before I move you."
"Dave," Ric said grabbing hold of him "down boy."
"Guys like him make my skin crawl" Batista said watching Matt walk away.
"Me two but we helped her," Ric said "and we get him and Bischoff next week we did good calm down."
"Next week," Batista said with a smirk "I am gonna make what I did to Bill look like child's play."
