Backstage
"I cannot wait to fight Hardy," Batista said bouncing on the balls of his feet "great wrestler or not I am bombing him through that ring tonight."
"Dave you need a clear head for this," Ric said "you don't think I haven't been waiting years to get Bischoff trapped in a ring with me."
"Hey guys," Hunter said walking into the room "I just talked with Vince there is a new GM and we have a cage ready to drop when we want."
"Good," Batista said "were is Randy?"
"Chatting up Stacey" Lita said from her chair in the locker room not looking up from the magazine she had been reading.
"So the legend killer has a thing for legs huh?" Batista teased
"Don't you dare wind him up over this Dave Batista," Lita said momentarily forgetting she was in the lion's den so to speak. "Stacey is my friend and I don't want to see her hurt because of you and Randy."
"Red," Batista said "I was joking, it is a guy thing if you are going to start hanging around with us you need to remember we have a different type of sense of humour to you."
"Ok it will just take time," Lita said
"So Matt and Jeff weren't like big kids backstage?" Ric asked "some days it is like having my boys with me because of these three causing trouble."
"Nah Matt was more the goody two shoed one," Lita said "Jeff is a rebel without a cause."
"I can see that," Ric said "have you talked to him? I know why he left Lita, is he clean?"
"Last time I spoke to him he was getting clean to join TNA," Lita said "it is a new promotion that has some really good talent involved in it like Jeff Jarrett owns it and people like AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels are there they are both good talented superstars."
"That is good," Ric said "he is a great shining star in this business but the problem with bright stars is that they burn twice as fast."
In ring
"Here comes evolution JR," King said "all five of them, it feels weird saying that."
"I know," Coach said "but evolution stood up for Lita and now I guess they are making sure that she isn't in the same position again."
"Which I can't say I cannot like them for," JR said "yes they have a way of doing things that is gang like but the fact that they are willing to do the right thing has change my opinion of evolution and Batista especially,"
"Yeah it looks like the wild animal Batista is does have a slow down button." King said "in the end the man is only human and seeing a beautiful woman in trouble will stop pretty much any man,"
Matt Hardy walked down to the ring next and had a look on his face that Lita didn't like, he didn't appear to be scared at all of the fact he was facing the whole of evolution alone with only the general manager to help him. Then La Resistance and Eric Bischoff walked down to the ring whilst Eric had a microphone.
"I was all for having this as a handicap match," he said "but then I remembered I didn't have to give a crap about your demands because I am the general manager."
Then however Vince McMahon walked out onto the apron.
"Is that right Eric?" he said "I seem to remember telling you that you were fired as soon as this match finished or did I dream that? Therefore you have no authority in the WWE anymore La Resistance if you don't get back up this ramp you will join Mr Bischoff in the unemployment line tomorrow morning."
The two Frenchmen may have been arrogant but they weren't stupid and got up the ramp as fast as their legs would carry them.
"Hey get back here!" Bischoff shouted but Batista and Randy used the distraction to throw Matt into the ring where Hunter quickly pedigreed him and then Batista was standing behind Bischoff and he didn't even know it.
"Uh oh," Coach said "Eric turn around."
Bischoff turned around and Batista grabbed him by the throat before throwing him into the ring steps, then he picked him back up and threw him into the ring. Then Batista bent down and pulled two steel chairs and a sledgehammer out from under the ring and slid them into the centre of the ring.
"Uh oh," King said "things just got a lot worse."
Then as Batista climbed into the ring Triple H signalled downwards and a steel cage began to descend.
"What is going on?" Coach said with a sound of fear in his voice,
"Well a cage is descending coach." King said sarcastically
"There is no need to talk to me like that," Coach said petulantly
"Then don't ask stupid questions," King said
Batista then placed a chair on the ground and picked Bischoff up and threw him to Triple H who pedigreed him face first onto the steel chair.
"Oh my god," JR said "his skull could be cracked.
Then Triple H moved out of the way and Ric Flair gave Bischoff a one man con-chair-to with another steel chair.
Meanwhile whilst this was happening Randy and Batista where taking turns ramming Matt Hardy into the steel cage over and over.
Then Batista lined up in one corner and Matt was in the other Randy threw him forwards and Batista hit the knock out clothesline.
"Evolution are dominating here," King said
"Was there ever any doubt king?" JR asked "I am surprised Hardy is still breathing."
Then Batista moved Bischoff into the centre of the ring, picked Matt up and powerbombed him onto Bischoff and then covered them with one foot.
"Evolution wins." Coach said "and I don't think Lita could look any happier."
Batista looked at the redhead and had to admit Coach was right she had a face splitting grin on her face.