Document Opened; 06/13/2009, 04:08am.

Authors Note: After I write this then I'm off to finish cleaning my room.X3. And I still have my 'Deidara' claim at the 10 Whores community at LiveJournal. My first entry is still archived there; so in the next day or so, I will be posting the very first ItaDei thing I ever .

On an extra note at the 10 Whores community you claim one character and write ten different pieces with the claim in a different pairing. For my second entry I'll be working on ZetsuDei lemon later.).

Theme/Prompt: Just say no.

Warning for heavy lime and out of character-ness.

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After stepping inside his room he slammed the door shut and stomped over to look out of the window and try to cool off. "Stupid Itachi, un." He muttered while crossing his arms.

He and the raven haired male were on a mission together since Sasori needed to repair some of the puppets in his arsenal and Kisame had been sent out with Zetsu for some 'special' recon mission. Everything had been going fine until earlier when Itachi had blatantly insulted his art.

"He's going to pay for insulting me, un." He said quietly to no one while thinking of ways to get back at the Uchiha. He may have been his boyfriend but absolutely no one got away with insulting him like that. After running different options he thought of one that would work just fine by his standards.

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It had been a couple hours since the blond stormed off. Itachi had decided to give him that time to cool down so maybe, just maybe the bomber would listen. It was only seven pm and they didn't have to leave to complete the mission until a little after midnight.

So now he was at the door that led into Deidara's room. He wrapped at the door and his reply was a flat "Come in, un." Silently he did. Quietly shutting and and locking the thick wooden door behind him.

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He kept his gaze focused on some birds in a tree not too far away. "What brings you by, un?" He asked while continuing to watch the chirping birds.

"Will you listen?"

Deidara made a 'tch' noise. "You mean listen so you can insult my art some more, un?" He huffed and averted his gaze a little further down.

His pale-blue eye widened in surprise for a brief moment when he felt Itachi wrap his arms around him. "I did not insult your art.." He bit back a slight shiver as the taller males head was so close to his, he could feel Itachi's warm breath against his neck. That however did not stop the red from coming to his face before he fumed. "Like hell you didn't, un!" He got out of the older males hold to turn around and glare at him.

"You said it was useless right to my face and mmph..." He was cut off by the Uchiha forcing their mouths together, his mind was blank for a moment as Itachi started sucking on part of his lower lip. It had taken a moment to remember his idea from earlier and when he did he pushed Itachi back away from him with some inner disappointment.

Regardless, he glared at the taller male. Who had an eyebrow raised in an almost amused fashion. "That was dirty and besides, no sex until you apologize and mean it, un." He re-crossed his arms awaiting the Uchiha's response.

The raven haired male got an idea of his own and had a feeling it was the best way he could make the stubborn blond listen to him. Within the blink of an eye he had the bombers wrist pinned above his head aginst the wall and captured his mouth again for another kiss.

Deidara knew it was a mock gesture that Itachi was doing by resuming toying with his bottom lip, seeking permission. Still, every move the older male did made it harder to resist. 'Just say no, un.' He tried keeping consistent with the thought but after a very short time his body betrayed him and he allowed the Uchiha to enter his mouth, deepening the kiss.

After a very unintended low moan escaped his throat, he felt Itachi's lips slowly leave before the older male started planting butterfly kisses on the right side of his neck. "I did not insult you earlier. I merely stated that your form of attack would bring to much attention to what is supposed to be a stealth mission." Before the blond could reply Itachi settled on a spot bewteen his lower neck shoulder and began leaving a mark.

Deidara was stuck. Itachi had phrased it like that earlier and there was the tiniest chance he had taken it out of context and jumped to conclusions. "Yeah, well you still play dirty, un." He muttered out while trying to keep his breathing straight.

He used his left arm to keep the slightly shorter males wrists pinned while he quickly brought his right arm around Deidara's lower waist and pulled him a little closer. "It was the only way I knew you would listen." He smirked knowingly as Deidara only looked off to the side.

Not missing an opportunity he released the blonds wrists and wrapped his arm around the bombers upper body and as soon as Deidara jerked his head to look at him he forced their mouths together once more and slowly started redirecting them towards the bed.

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After landing on the bed on his back he made a few futile attempts at resisting the Uchiha but every second that passed made it more and more difficult. Technically the raven haired male had not apologized but he himself had taken a few things out of context.

When Itachi slid his hand under his shirt, his resolve to outright tell the Uchiha 'no' started weakening consideribly. And when the older males hand found it's way at the rim of his pants, it had all but shattered and the blond figured instead of letting himself suffer as well, he would show the Uchiha just useful his art could be no matter where they were. And maybe learn how to tell him 'no'.

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Authors Note: Not all of these are going to contain lemons. In fact I'm thinking of making the next one 'Fwuffy'.;p.

Then again I did get my ItaDei claim approved this morning at another LJ community and I chose the fluff table.X3.

Finished: 06/14/2009, 10:27pm.