Blow Me One Last Kiss

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or the songs.

Chapter 1: Busted

After COVID-19 forced Noah and Burt to quit their jobs, Noah bought Burt's shop and hired Kurt after he moved back to Lima. Sara Puckerman, Noah's sister, was having lunch at Breadstix one day when she noticed Quinn and Blaine sitting together with two men. Who wasn't her brother Noah or Kurt, and they were kissing the two cheaters. Sara thought about telling them, but chose to take a picture first. Then she walked up to the two cheaters and saw the blood drain from their faces as she did so.

"Hey, Quinn, Hey, Blaine," she says with a knowing smirk, then asks, "Where are Puck and Kurt?"

And one of the men says, "Excuse me, Miss, but their names are Bonnie and Clyde,"

Upon hearing this, Sara starts laughing and says, "Seriously, are you two that dumb? Their names are Quinn Puckerman and Blaine Anderson. Quinn is my sister-in-law, and Blaine is my goddaughter Tracy Anderson's papa." As Sara says this, she sends Noah and Kurt a joint text of the picture she took.

Within fifteen minutes, Noah and Kurt walk into Breadstix in their work clothes from the shop. "What the hell!" Kurt and Noah said in unison as they walked in to find their cheating spouse still sitting with their dates. Of course, Kurt had one of his "diva bitch" fits and verbally attacked the cheaters. Then as Sara yelled at Quin, Noah broke down in Sara's arms, making the two strangers uncomfortable.

Later, Kurt and Noah were at Burt and Carol's house, still fuming over the scene at Breadstix. Of course, Quinn and Blaine tried to call their husbands to apologize, but neither man would listen, and they filed for divorce from the cheaters.

Later that night, Sara came by after working at the Lima Bean and talked to the heartbroken men. "I'm so sorry, guys. I can't believe they had the nerve to do that to both of you!" Sara says as she sits next to Kurt on the couch.

"It wasn't your fault, Sarbear, okay?" Noah says as he sits by Kurt.

After Noah sits down, Blaine calls Kurt again, and Noah takes the phone from him. Then he says, "Look, Hobbit, you and Quinn have cheated on us too many times! Hell, we caught you cheating on us together today! You know, I could tell Kurt what I know about you! With everything I know, why should Kurt give you the time of day? You and Quinn don't love anyone but yourselves!" Then he yells, "No! You know what? Go blow yourself!" as Blow Me (One Last Kiss) by Pink plays on the radio.

Soon Noah's daughter, one-year-old Lucy, and Kurt's daughter, two-year-old Tracy, wake up from their naps before Noah runs to get them. Later, Quinn comes by, and Noah hands the girls to Kurt before taking Quinn to Burt and Carole's bedroom. Then he yelled, "I am not gay, Quinn! I had to quit because I didn't want the COVID shot! I've told you this so many times since I bought the shop. I'm sick of it!" Then he storms out and returns with a file that he throws at her.

As Quinn signs the papers, she says, "You can have Lucy, Puck. I don't want her! You can have the house too! I'm sure Kurt will love living with his dream guy!" Then she storms out after throwing a twenty-dollar bill at Burt.

Burt clears his throat and says, "I bet Quinn twenty bucks that Kurt would try to take her boyfriend from her when she had Beth. It was just a joke. I wasn't serious!"

Later, at Noah's house, he helps Kurt get his things and sets up a guest room after Kurt has had the same argument about Noah's sexuality with Blaine.

That night, Noah and Kurt thought about their exes as they heard "Make Me (Cry)" by Noah Cyrus featuring Labrinth playing on the radio.

The men were soon woken up by Lucy crying. Soon they heard Tracy sing "Tomorrow" from Annie. Then she said, "It's okay, Lucy. Meanie Queenie didn't want my Aunt Beth either. Maybe God will let us be sisters." Which made Noah chuckle, but Kurt freaked out.

Soon Noah texted Kurt the message, "Stop worrying, Kurt. If you keep worrying, you'll give yourself a heart attack. Now go to sleep. We have to go to work tomorrow."

Then Kurt replied, "Ha ha, very funny, Puck."

A month later, Quinn sees Sam Evans and Blaine head into a motel and watches the men kiss as Blaine undoes Sam's jeans. She takes a picture and sends it to Kurt, saying, "This is why I've been on double dates with Blaine. I caught him with Sam six months before Sarah caught us. It's also why I thought Puck was gay. I think he caught Blaine first. Tell Puck I'm sorry and that I miss Lucy."

Kurt throws his phone across the room after seeing the picture. Then, Noah walks into the office and picks it up before seeing the text. He then says, "I didn't tell you about it because Blaine told me it would stop. If I knew Quinn would use that as an excuse to cheat on me herself, I would have told you sooner, man."

Kurt sighs and says, "Puck, Blaine was never faithful to me, and I doubt I need to remind you about Beth."

Noah chuckles and says, "Kurt, do I have to remind you what Tracy said on your first night at my house? You thought Finn would be your boyfriend; when you set your dad up with Mrs. H. Now, Tracy thinks I'll be her new papa."

Then Burt says, "Puck, you better be thankful I'm not with Norah right now." before putting his cap on Noah's head as Kurt blushes.

Soon Quinn calls Noah, and he says, "You dumped us, Quinn. Why should I give you another chance? I don't care about why you cheated on me, Quinn. We both know it's all lies. The only thing I care about is Lucy. If you miss her, you should have thought about that before you decided to wreck our marriage! I have never cheated on you once since we got married! You were cheating on me before Lucy was born! That's why I made you get a paternity test! You know what? Screw this! I am not putting Lucy through the shit I went through! I love you, but I love Lucy more, and I can't do this! Why don't you go find my dad, and screw him?" Then he ends the call and throws his phone across the room. Kurt picks up the phone and then looks at Burt before storming out after handing it back to Noah.

Noah sighs and says, "God, I better go help him. We both know if you go, Kurt will have a fit and try to stop you from killing Blaine. He might try to stop me, but after seeing Blaine and Quinn together with those guys at the Lima Bean. I would be glad to kick his ass for you or Kurt."

Fifteen minutes later, Noah is dragging Sam out of the motel as Kurt says to Blaine. "What happened to us, Blaine? We used to tell each other everything. I knew you were unfaithful, but we could always work things out. I love you, Blaine. Please, forgive me. I want to come back home. I miss you. I miss us. Please, don't do this."

Blaine rolls his eyes and says, "I knew you would cave in and return to me. You are so gullible, Kurt. You are such a pushover. That's probably why you keep coming back to me. You love that I'm the only one that puts up with you."

Noah returns as Kurt asks, "Do you love me?"

Blaine scoffs and says, "Like I said when you left. Nobody else will ever love you."

Then Noah clears his throat and says, "You didn't answer the question, Bland."

Blaine glares at Noah and says, "I don't have to answer to you, Puck. What do you care if I love Kurt or not? It's not like you're his brother or anything."

Noah gets in Blaine's face and says, "I may not be Kurt's brother, but Finn was my best friend, and you know, he wouldn't like how you have been treating Kurt. Blaine, if Santana knew everything that you did behind Kurt's back, I doubt she or Rachel would have been happy to know about the shit you put Kurt through. He loves you, yet you act like Kurt is just a great piece of tail, nothing more."

Blaine scoffs and says, "You were the same way back in high school, Puck, so don't give me that. If I didn't love Kurt, I would not have let him take my last name. Now, would I?"

Noah looks at Kurt and says, "I gave Quinn my last name and two daughters, Blaine. She gave up Beth for adoption and deserted Lucy. I can forgive her for ditching me, but I will never forgive her for ditching Lucy. Kurt has taken you back repeatedly, and you treat him like a doormat." He then looks back at Kurt as he balls up his fist before punching Blaine in the face and storms out.

When they returned to the shop, Burt yelled at someone, saying, "You were Kurt's friend! Why would you do that to him?"

Then they hear Sam yell, "Blaine is my best friend, Mr. H! It was just sex, and they are getting divorced!" Kurt then storms into the office and slaps him before he sees Noah cracking his knuckles and runs out.

Then Sebastian walks in and says, "I'm sorry, Kurt. I left Blaine after you filed for a divorce. I love Blaine, too, but I never wanted to break up your family."

He looks at Noah and chuckles as he says, "Someone else knew about me being with Blaine, and that's why she wasn't at your wedding. By the way, my parents are friends with Biff's parents. Quinn didn't meet him at Yale. She met him the day Blaine proposed to you at Dalton Academy. She has spent the night there in different guys' rooms. I told Santana after Puck filed for divorce. She saw Quinn out with us a week before Sarah did. Honestly, You two were the only ones that didn't know about Quinn and Blaine double dating for years. Rachel knew when she was the surrogate and asked me to come here."

Then they hear Blaine and Quinn yell, "He is lying!"

Before Burt yells, "No, he is not! Quinn, I would see your car at Dalton Academy almost every other weekend when you dated Finn! I'm surprised Norah or Carole didn't ask you to get a paternity test when Beth was born!"

Then he turns to Blaine and punches him in the face. Before yelling, "I am old, but I'm not stupid, Blaine! I knew Kurt loved Finn for more than a brother! Puck is like me, and trust me! He is straight! Since we started working together, he has asked me a lot about my first wife!"

He yells at Quinn again, "I remember when you two were so in love with each other! You both have changed a lot since, but I think you did all this because you can't handle commitment! You cheated on Finn, then you dumped Biff, and your relationship with Puck has always been rocky! You love Puck, but your fear of commitment kept you from being the mom Lucy needs! Am I right?"

He sighs and says, "I get it now. Kurt and Puck are more like brothers than they were with Finn, and you two are jealous of their friendship." Quinn just huffs and storms out. While Blaine tries to say something, but ends up leaving as well.

Then Noah chuckles and says, "Thanks, Dad." before he elbows Kurt, who tries to stifle his laughter.

Rick Nelson soon walks in and says, "Kurt, man, I'm sorry for all the crap I put you through in high school. I was a real dick back then, and you didn't deserve that. I'm in AA now and have a teenage daughter Tara that is gay."

He looks at Burt as he says, "Your buddy Mick is her grandpa, and we are living with him. Michelle and my parents refuse to accept her. By the way, Tara is the new kicker on the football team, and Coach Beiste is her idol." He sighs as they hear kids tease someone before Noah walks out and roars.

When he returned, he carried Tracy and Lucy in his arms as Carole followed him. Then she tells Rick, "Tara is helping Mick work on your truck. Michelle brought those kids here to teach Tara a lesson. She thinks if Tara is teased enough, she won't want to be gay anymore." Rick looks at Kurt but says nothing.

Chapter 2 will be up soon; to those that remember this story. I know. I said Forget You was a rewrite, but I edited it so much; I didn't like it. Plus, I wanted to redeem myself from the last time I used the Noah Cyrus song. I know Marly and Unique sang Blow Me One Last Kiss! So, please don't leave me comments about it!