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"Ok, I've got it! Lets play "I've never". Someone says something they've never done and if the other person has done it, they drink."

"Okay, sounds good."

"Ok…………go Riku, you start."

"Hahaha, why me?"

"Cause I can't think of anything right now. Give me time to think."

"Oh, now you're the 'slow one' Sora."

"Shhhhhhut up."

"Hahahaha!! Ok, uhhh…I've never…pee'd on myself in public."

"……Really?"

"Really."

"……Like never? Not when you were a kid or anything?"

"Nope."

"….Damn.." Sora took a sip of his wine.

"What the fuck was that!?"

"Well it's kinda strong. Don't judge me, you haven't even tasted it yet."

"Drink a little more than that. Or I bet you won't even get buzzed."

"Ugh, fine.." Sora took a gulp of his wine.

"Eghhh, kinda gross..happy?"

"Yes I am very content." Riku said with a smile. "Your turn."

"Okay. I've never not kissed Kairi anywhere."

"You've never NOT kissed Kairi anywhere!?"

"Yea..haven't you never not kissed Kairi??"

"Well maybe but when you say anywhere, it makes it sound sexual. Where'd you kiss her??"

"I NEVER NOT kissed her on the cheek maybe sometimes not really.."

"Your so weird…" Riku said before he took his drink.

"I knew it!"

"So what?? Kairi's ewwie to me when I think of her like that. She's a really good friend of course but yeah…no more.."

"Ok yea I get it. I kinda feel the same way. She's like a sister."

"Exactly. Ok, moving on…I've never…thrown up on a roller coaster"

"Ohh ma gawd, you are soo cool." Sora took his drink.

"Yes…I am aren't I? Thank you for noticing."

"You are such a bitch sometimes, you know that?"

"Yea, I knew that too..." Riku smiled as Sora laughed. It was hours later that the boys were running out of "I've Never's" and Lambrusco. The glasses were on the floor. They had decided to just drink straight out of the bottle somewhere along the line…

"Ok ok. Riku….R..Riku, you still there?"

"Riiiiight here buddy…"

"Kay…I have NEVER………wanted to make love to mehh!!"

"Ooohh, you got me there buddy boy!! Gimme the Lambrrrrusco~!!"

"Here ya go sir! Ya'll come back now, ya hear??"

"Oh I hear ya! Loud and clear! Yerr like, right by my ear huh?"

"Noooo, what tehh fuck?? I am on the bed and you….you arrrrrre on tehh flo!!"

"…..heh…It sounds as if……you are on the carpet right next to meee."

"Well I am not…good sir…bad sir…serv…servant!!"

"Oh noes..we're out of tehh happy drink.."

"Let's play annnnother game!!"

"Ok, whut?"

"You be my slave and I'll be your mastaaa!!"

"Ohh, but you're the one with tehh pretty sexehh outfits…"

"Hmmm…that. Is. Truuuue… ok, fine. Which one should I…..put on??"

"The leather one!!! With the loooong purrty boots!!"

"Okay!! But…what time it bee??"

"………….Thrrrrrrrreeee? Two…no, it's three!"

"Oh shizz, I gotsta clean up a bit."

"Are you still gonna wear the pretty dress..??"

"Yup yup!! Will yuhh help mehh clean?"

"Uh-huh."

When the cleaning started, it seemed like the house was getting dirtier rather than nicer. But the more the boys moved around and 'fixed' things, the more sober they became. They were working with much more than they originally started with, so Riku decided to take a break and lay on the couch. Rest his eyes for a minute. Sora walked towards the living room in his shiny sexy black outfit with a rag and some lemon Pledge.

"Something wrong??"

"Just a little tired." Riku said, then opened his eyes a little to see Sora bent over in front of the television, dusting one of the three little shelves under that held a radio and pictures of him and his mother.

"Other than that, I'm perfect." Riku was smirking when Sora looked behind him and realized what Riku was looking at. He turned around and, one hand on his hip, the other holding the rag, said

"Do I look as sexy as I feel? Cause these stilettos are doing wonders for my self confidence."

They both shared a laugh as Sora walked to the couch to lay with his love and also rest his eyes for a while.

"How do you clean so much?"

"I guess I've gotten used to it. I haven't really got to just lazily lay around the house since a couple years ago…what time is it? Mom's coming home around eight…"

"It's like..around five. Are you getting tired?"

"Maybe just a little…do you know how long it's been since I've had a nap?"

"Months?"

"Longer…but I don't even know for sure."

"I'll go to your room and get your iPod. Plug it into the radio here and put that sleepy playlist on."

"Mmmmkay…"

Riku came back with the iPod and hooked it up to the radio on one of the little shelves. A piano started to play and Riku went back to snuggle with his sleepy boyfriend.

'Love of my life, my soulmate…'

"Sora..?"

"Hmm?"

'You're my best friend.'

"Do you love music more than you love me? Don't lie."

'Part of me, like breathing…'

"…I don't know. I'd die without you both."

'Now half of me is left.'

"…good answer.." Sora turned and buried his face into Riku's chest.

"I murve you..." It might not have been the exact words Riku was expecting, but he knew what Sora meant. That's all that mattered.

'I don't know anything…at all…'

"I love you too, Sora."

'Who am I to say..you love me.'

They both dozed off, the music fading into the background.

'I don't know anything…at all…

And who am I to say..you need me...'