thanx 4 the review's and suggestions TedxMaryseFan, lexbria and Neurotic-Idealist. u guys r awesome :D also I tried to make it look like Santino's accent that is why some things will be spelled weird lol.

In the interview room Dusty and Taya sat waiting for the first interviewee.

The door opened and Dusty and Taya's jaw's dropped open in shock.

The 'woman' had a black wig on that went to her sholders, a pink bra, mini skirt and six inch heels.

"Hi!" 'she' exclaimed excitedly running forward and shook both of their hands. "My name is Santina."

Dusty could not take his eyes off her extremly hairy legs.

"Taya," he whispered. "I think Santina is Santino."

"You mean Cody's weird Italian friend?"

He nodded and stood up. "Despite rumours my son is not gay, Santino go home."

Santina shook 'her' head, tears streamed down 'her' face.

"Your so mean!" 'She' cried. "I am Santino's twin sister from Italy, I am a beautiful womans."

Taya decided to play along so they could get to the next interview.

"Santina, don't worry about Dusty, he is getting old and mistakes people's genders. He was convinced for years that our oldest son who calls himself Goldust was a woman."

"Can you blame me, he wears a long blond wig and make-up for crying out loud," Dusty cried still upset by the fact his oldest son was a cross dresser, he didn't want Cody to turn out the same.

"How about we get the questions." Taya said with a glare directed at Dusty. "Santina, what do you do for a living?"

"Hahahaha, I am a foot model. I can show you some poses if you would like"-

-"NO!" Dusty screamed in horror.

Santina pouted.

Dusty coughed, very uncomfortable. "What would you say, is your best asset?"

Santina put 'her' hand on 'her' hip in thought. "I think it would have to be my 6-inch pythons." 'She' flexed her muscles to show them.

"No, that is it I am out!" Dusty yelled, jumping up out of his chair and making sure to slam the door when he left.

Taya and Santina shrugged.

"Which celebrity do you relate to the most?"

"That is a hard one because I am like many celebrities. Male; John Cheana (cena) because he is very strong like me and female would have to be May not so Young (lol he said that at mania lol) because I once gave birth to a hand as well."

Taya has to use her hand to shut her mouth she was in so much shock, Santina does not seem to be able to tell the difference between reality and 'her' own imagination.

"Well Santina, I think that is enough questions. We will get back to you, okay?"

"Thank-a-you for your time, Traya. Santina will bring flowers for your Cody Rides when I win."

Santina skipped out of the room, Taya banged her head on the desk. Lets hope the next girl is actually a girl and not one of Cody's friends in disguise. If she ever saw Ted in drag she would kill herself.

So... what did u think haha. There will normally be ten questions but I just imagined Santina's interview like this lol. Keep suggesting names because I m choosing the most popular ones, u can say the same name in as many times as u like :D the last lot of names were all different so i just went alphabetical order.

Next chapter....... Glama what!!??