Kaiba's Surprise Visit
(The next two days, the Warriors were preparing without the use of the Duel Disks. Occasionally, Raimundo got lucky and beat Joey, but he still won 90 of the time. On the third day, while Omi and Mai were training outside.)
Omi: I summon Ancient Elf in attack position. And strike your attack position Harpy Lady.
(Mai removed the Harpy Lady and lost 100 life points. Then a huge gust of wind swooped the entire gardens.)
Kimiko: Rai! Is your wind powers outta control again!
Raimundo: It's not me!
(But their question was soon answered when a helicopter started to land on Yugi's Garden.)
Clay: What in tar nation!
Yugi: It's Kaiba!
(The helicopter started to calm down, and sure enough, Seto Kaiba emerged from the cockpit.)
Omi: Seto Kaiba? Why have you come here?
Kaiba: I've been hearing stories lately, that four children already have perfect control over Duel Monsters. I've come to have a small sparring match with them.
Clay: Hold your horses, partner. How'd you know we were here?
Kaiba: Your Duel Disks help me track any registered Duelist in the entire city. Or was that too much for you, cow brains?
Raimundo: Hey! Mess with the big guy, you mess with us!
Kaiba: You've got a fiery temper, care to show me it in a duel?
Raimundo: You're on!
Kimiko: (Worryingly.) Rai, your still no match for Kaiba.
Kaiba: Maybe you should listen to your girlfriend. It's no excuse that you're still a pathetic weakling!
Raimundo: Grrrr! I'll show you weakling! Glove of Jisaku!
(He pulled out the Shen Gong Wu and attracted his Duel Disk, slid it onto his wrist and laid his Duel Deck on it.)
Kaiba: You're lucky this is an exhibition match; otherwise you'd be leaving the tournament before it started.
(They both activated their Duel Disks.)
Kaiba and Raimundo: Let's Duel!
(A counter on the Duel Disk set itself to 4000.)
Raimundo: I'll go first.
Kaiba: If you please.
Raimundo: I summon Warrior Dai Grepher in attack position!
(He laid down the card and it started glowing. Then a sea of sparkles flooded the area and out came a larger version of Warrior Dai Grepher.)
Omi: A most wondrous site, how is cards able to summon like that?
Kaiba: We're Kaiba Corp, nothing is impossible.
Raimundo: I place a card face down and end my turn.
Kaiba: I think I'll place Vorse Raider in attack position as well.
(A larger version of Vorse Raider appeared.)
Raimundo: Uh oh.
Kaiba: Vorse Raider, attack Warrior Dai Grepher!
Raimundo: Not so fast! Activate Magic Cylinder!
Clay: Yeehaw, way to go, partner!
Raimundo: Now you lose 1900 life points!
(Kaiba's counter plummeted down to 2100. Kaiba gave an angry look.)
Kaiba: I place two cards face down, and end my turn.
Raimundo: Good, I play the magic card, Card of Sanctity!
Kaiba: Interesting. Go on, pick until you have six then. Not that it will do you any good.
(They both drew until they had six cards.)
Raimundo: First I place a card face down, and sacrifice Warrior Dai Grepher to summon, Fiend Megacyber!
(Warrior Dai Grepher vanished and was replaced by the Fiend Megacyber.)
Kaiba: Hmph, I activate Ring of Destruction!
Raimundo: What!
Kaiba: Say goodnight Fiend Megacyber! And we both lose 2200 life points.
Raimundo: Hah! Forget your glasses at home? You only have 2100.
Kaiba: No, I believe you forgot yours. I activate Ring of Defence, meaning I don't lose a single life point, stick that in your Deck.
Omi: I think that makes Raimundo and Seto odd dodds.
(Everyone turned their intentions on Omi. Yugi, Joey, Mai and Kaiba were confused.)
Yugi: What does that mean?
Kimiko: Omi has a thing about mixing up slang.
Clay: See, when he says odd dodds he means: even Stevens.
Raimundo: Yeah, you should keep an eye on the things he says.
Kaiba: Are we going to continue our duel? Or are we going to discuss cue ball's slang problems!
Raimundo: Oh right, okay, I got 1800 life points left.
Kaiba: Soon you'll have none, since you're wide open!
Raimundo: Ah-ah, who said I finished my turn? For I play Monster Reborn, to bring up my Fiend Megacyber! Now attack Vorse Raider!
(The monster slashed a sword at Vorse Raider, causing it to disintegrate, and losing Kaiba 300 life points, leaving him to 1800 also.)
Kaiba: I've had enough games, I tried going easy on you for being a low level duelist, but you leave me no choice!
Raimundo: Bring it on!
Kaiba: First off I activate White Dragon Ritual! By discarding Slate Warrior, I can summon Paladin of White Dragon!
(The ritual monster came forth.)
Kaiba: Now I sacrifice it to summon my rarest card: Blue Eyes White Dragon!
(The ritual monster and a silver dragon and roared in front of Raimundo.)
Raimundo: Even if you beat my Fiend Megacyber, you still can't beat me!
Kaiba: Who said I'd stop there? For now I activate the magic card: Polymerization!
Yugi: Oh no!
Kaiba: Did I mention that I had three Blue Eyes White Dragons? And when I have all three in my hand or in the field, they combine!
(Three Blue Eyes White Dragons appeared and fused into one three-headed dragon.)
Clay: A'll be a Texas road apple!
Kimiko: What is that thing!
Kaiba: Behold, the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. I said I wasn't holding back now, because with a grand total of 4500 attack points, you're doomed!
Raimundo: No way!
Kaiba: Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, destroy his Fiend Megacyber, and all hopes of his tournament survival!
(The three dragons fired a huge beam that obliterated the Fiend Megacyber and struck Raimundo directly, knocking him out and sending his life points to zero.)
Kimiko: Raimundo!
(She went over to help him. Kaiba approached menacingly.)
Kaiba: You were lucky this WAS an exhibition match. No locator cards or your rarest cards will be in my possession for now. But next time, you won't be so fortunate.
Raimundo: I promise you Kaiba, I will beat you before this tournament's finished!
Kaiba: I doubt it.
(He began to walk to his helicopter.)
Kimiko: If he won't defeat you then I will!
(Kaiba stopped.)
Kaiba: Careful, girl! Or you're going to get hurt!
(Kaiba boarded the helicopter and blew off.)
Raimundo: Grrr! That Kaiba!
Yugi: Take it easy, Raimundo. Not many duelists face Kaiba and win.
Joey: Yeah, I got creamed by Kaiba loads of times.
Omi: And you nearly defeated him. If he had not used his rarest card he would be devouring his lowly cake.
Yugi: Was that bad slang?
Kimiko: Yup, Kaiba would be eating his humble pie.
(They all laughed.)