Joey Vs Bakura

(It took the combined strength of Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, Yugi, Joey and Stephanie to carry Clay back to his room. By the time they actually got him there, they were all out of breath.)

Joey: Being sealed … in the Shadow Realm … ain't an excuse … ter be carried … by your friends.

Raimundo: (Cracking his back.) Alright, it's your go now, Joey.

Yugi: Luckily it's only Bakura, I doubt he's got Shadow Realm magic up his sleeve.

Joey: Besides, with my deck, what can go wrong?

Kimiko: Yikes. Check it out.

(Kimiko gave Yugi the PDA, who was also shocked.)

Yugi: This is the worst turn of events! Now Bakura's back to his old self!

Raimundo: What! Lemme see that! (Grabbing the PDA.)

(The PDA showed Bakura in a dark and evil .)

Omi: Hannibal Bean must have unleashed his dark side too.

Yugi: Now Joey too has to fight a dark side.

Joey: Don't worry, Bakura still hasn't got any Shadow Realm stuff.

Omi: Take the Ring of the Nine Dragons card. Somehow, I know it will do you good.

Joey: What's it do?

(He inspected the card, it duplicates a monster with attack points of 1000 or less into many parts up to five, but the monsters original attack is divided by the number you chose for the duplication. The intercom sounded again. And the duelists yet again came up.)

Marik: I must say that was a really good duel, and now Clay's trapped in the Shadows!

Raimundo: Zip it! I dunno if you noticed, but you got Yugi in the next round, so can it or he'll cream you!

Kaiba: Wrong Pedrosa! After the first leg of the tournament, you'll each go into four teams of two and battle it to determine who fights who in the next round. The only way Yugi and Marik will fight in the next round if both of them lose at the same time, which I doubt.

Raimundo: What! I thought they fight in the same order they were picked.

Kaiba: Unfortunately, that's not true.

Roland: Finalists, approach the arena!

(Joey hopped onto the arena, and the dark side of Bakura hopped up too.)

Bakura: It's good to see you again, Wheeler! This will be short and painful, so it's not too late to back down!

Joey: Button it! I'll wipe the floor with you!

(They activated their Duel Disks.)

Both: Let's duel!

Joey: I'll start! I summon Gearfried the Iron Knight (1800/1600) in attack mode and place a card face-down and end my turn!

Bakura: Excellent. Now I activate Paralyzing Potion!

Joey: What!

Bakura: Now watch as your Gearfriend consumes the potion and become completely immobile!

(The monster drank the potion and was not affected by the effects.)

Bakura: What! He shouldn't be moving!

Joey: Hahahaha! It's Gearfried's ability! He ain't affected by equip cards! Hahahaha!

Bakura: It matters not! I activate Fiend's Gathering!

Joey: More cocky fiends?

Bakura: Very good! This card allows me to summon as much fiends from my hand to the field. Which I summon Feral Imp, (1300/1400) Gross Ghost of Fled Dreams, (1300/1800) and Ryu-Kishin Powered (1600/1200) all in attack position!

(Three ugly looking monsters came forth.)

Kimiko: Ew!

Joey: Man, have you forgot about my Gearfried? He'll slice and dice those things in two seconds flat.

Bakura: No I haven't forgotten about your Warrior.

(Yugi noticed a chain across Bakura's neck.)

Yugi: Kimiko?

Kimiko: Yeah, Yugi?

Yugi: You know those She… Shen ….

Kimiko: Shen Gong Wu?

Yugi: Yes, is there a Shen Gong Wu that allows you to see past objects?

(Kimiko reached into her costume pocket and took out the Falcon's Eye.)

Kimiko: Just say "Falcon's Eye" and you'll see beyond objects.

Yugi: Thanks. Falcon's Eye!

(He pointed it to his eye, and he could see what the chain was in Bakura's neck. It was the Millennium Ring.)

Yugi: Oh no! Falcon's Eye!

(He searched all around the blimp to see if what his deepest fear would come true, and it was, Marik had the Millennium Rod.)

Yugi: This is not good!

Marik: What's wrong, little Yugi? Cat got your tongue? Ahahahaha!

Yugi: Joey, be careful! Bakura's got the Millennium Ring!

Joey: What! It don't matter. I'm still gonna sweep the floor with yah!

Bakura: Then hurry up and justify your words!

Joey: With pleasure! I summon Axe Raider (1700/1150.) in attack mode!

(The second Warrior came out.)

Joey: Now Axe Raider attack the Feral Imp!

(The Warrior wiped out the fiend and brought Bakura's life points to 3600.)

Joey: And Gearfried the Iron Knight! Attack that Gross Ghost!

(The Warrior slashed the ghost and brought Bakura down to 3100.)

Joey: I guess that's my turn finished.

Bakura: You're doing well for an amateur!

Joey: Keep talking like that and I'll beat yah up more, ring boy!

Bakura: Anyway, I summon the Headless Knight in attack position! And that wil lend my turn.

Joey: He's up to something! He coulda put those two monsters in defence mode!

Yugi: Joey! Remember what happened in my last duel!

Joey: Oh right! He was using that same strategy to summon that Dark Necrofear!

Bakura: Are you going to go over battle strategies, or are you going to duel?

Joey: Alright then! I summon Little-Winguard (1400/1800.) in attack mode!

(The third monster came out.)

Joey: Gearfried, attack the Ryu-Kishin Powered!

(The warrior sliced it up, bringing Bakura to 2900.)

Joey: Axe Raider, attack the Headless Knight!

(The warrior sliced up the knight.)

Joey: Now Little-Winguard, attack his life points directly!

(The little Warrior struck Bakura and brought him down to 1500 life points.)

Joey: I guess I'll finish with a card face-down. One more turn, and it's outta the tournament, ring boy!

Bakura: Unlike your idiotic friend Yugi, I tend to make new strategies! And I'll show you with Fiend Reawakening!

Yugi: Bakura didn't use that card in our duel!

Bakura: No, because I've been saving this one for someone with less brains.

Joey: Grrrr! Come over here and say that!

Bakura: Now with my Fiend Reawakening, I can summon to the field as many fiends fom my graveyard as possible!

(The four fiends came from within Bakura's graveyard.)

Joey: Oh yeah? Well your monsters got nothing on my Warriors!

Bakura: Don't think so, because I sacrifice all four of my fiends to summon your worst nightmare! Dark Spiritual Fiend (2800/2700.) in attack mode!

(A huge ghostly fiend rose up from the ground and was way bigger than all of Joey's Warriors.)

Bakura: Now attack the Little-Winguard!

Joey: Not so fast! I activate Graceful Dice!

Omi: Way to get back, Joey!

Raimundo: That's way to come back, Omi.

Joey: Now I get to roll a dice, and my Little-Winguard gets to increase his attack points times that number!

(A little fairy rolled a dice and it landed on a one.)

Joey: One!

Bakura: That means your warrior increases by nothing! Now as I was aying, attack the Little-Winguard!

(The fiend breathed a blob of acid that melted the warrior away, and sent Joey's life points to 3000.)

Kimiko: How can he duel with such monsters?

Joey: Oh yeah? Now it's my turn. Oh boy, you're in for it now! I sacrifice my Gearfried the Iron Knight and my Axe Raider, to summon the Red Eyes Black Dragon! (2400/2000)

(The huge dragon took it's place on the field.)

Bakura: If you think that little chicken's going to stop me, you're sadly mistaken!

Joey: That's why I activate the trap card: Skull Dice!

Bakura: More dices?

Joey: That's right, this time your monsters attack points divide by the number the dice gives!

(An imp came out and rolled a black dice and it landed on a four.)

Joey: Ahahaha! Looks like your Dark Spiritual Fiend's just got 700 attack points. And say hello to my Red Eyes' Flash Flare Blast attack, and say goobye to the rest of your life points!

(The dragon blasted the monster away, but Bakura's life points only dropped to 750.)

Joey: What! You should be defeated by now!

Bakura: Sorry for not warning you, my Dark Spiritual Fiend creates a special barrier around me at all times now, meaning my life points will never be harmed, unless you attack with a monster higher than 2800 attack points. But I had to sacrifice half my life points to activate it!

Joey: Grrrr, I'll get past your stupid barrier soon enough! But for now, I'll end my turn!

(Bakura drew and his eyes glowed.)

Bakura: I'll place a card face-down and end my turn!

Joey: Darn, I bet he has a full proof plan right now. Anyways, I summon Baby Dragon (1200/700) to the field!

(A small dragon took it's place next to the big dragon.)

Bakura: You've played right into my hands! I activate the trap card: Destiny Board!

Joey: No way!

Omi: Destiny Board?

Yugi: If Joey can't destroy that board within five turns he automatically loses, and Bakura wins!

Raimundo: Come on, dude! You can take down that thing!

(A Ouija board came out and spelled a letter "F".)

Bakura: That's one turn, four more and it's game over, Wheeler!

Joey: Alright, my move!

(He drew Alligator Sword.)

Joey: I summon Alligator Sword (1500/1200) in attack mode!

(Another monster came up.)

Joey: And I'll end my turn!

Bakura: I'll end my turn, and another letter is spelt.

(Another letter came out as "I".)

Joey: This ain't good. (He drew the Ring of the Nine Dragons card Omi gave him.) All I need now is a low powered monster. I'll end my turn.

Bakura: I'll end my turn! And one more letter is spelt.

(An "N" fired up.)

Kimiko: Is that thing spelling "Final?"

Yugi: Yes, and if Joey can't destroy it before the "L" comes up, he's doomed.

Joey: Okay, my move! (He drew Time Wizard.) Alright, I summon Time Wizard! (500/400) And I activate Ring of the Nine Dragons!

Bakura: What!

Joey: This card allows me to duplicate my Time Wizard by two, but as long as I divide their attack by two.

(Two Time Wizards came out, and both of their attack points fell to 250.)

Joey: I guess I'll end my turn!

Bakura: I'll end my turn. One more letter ncomes out, and only one more turn, and it's game over, Wheeler!

(An "A" fired up.)

Kimiko: Come on Joey, you can do it!

Omi: We need you in the second round!

Joey: Alright, heart of the cards, work your magic.

(He drew his final card.)

Joey: Your going down, 'cus I sacrifice my two Time Wizards and my Baby Dragon to summon Gilford the Lightning! (2800/1400)

(A huge warrior came forth.)

Bakura: Sorry to burst your bubble, but you need to be over 2800 attack points to fully attack me.

Joey: And now I equip it with Legendary Sword!

Bakura: No!

Joey: Now my Gilford's power increases to 3100, and enough to ttack your life points directly!

Bakura: No!

Joey: Gilford! Slice and Dice his life points!

(The monster took it's equip card and sliced Bakura's barrier and went straight for Bakura and sent his life points to 0.)

Joey: Hahaha! I win!

Raimundo: Way to go, dude!

Roland: Joseph Wheeler advances to the next round! The final match of the first leg is Maximillion Pegasus and Seto Kaiba!

Joey: (To Bakura.) Alright yah fiend! Tell us how yah got that Millennium Ring!

(But the dark form of Bakura vanished away, leaving the good side of Bakura, knocked unconscious.)

Kimiko: It's hard to believe someone so insignificant, caused so much damage.

(Yugi took the Millennium Ring from Bakura, then turned his intentions on Marik.)

Yugi: How did you get two of my Millennium items!

Marik: Ask that to my partner! Hannibal Bean!

(Hannibal came up with the armour still on.)

Hannibal: It's mah business ter steal things.

Raimundo: And it was YOU who stole Yugi's two Egyptian God Cards!

Yugi: HE stole the God Cards?

Hannibal: That's right, I lost Obelisk to Kaiba, of course.

Yugi and Joey: What! Kaiba has Obelisk!

Kaiba: That's right dweebs. It was easier than taking candy from a dizzy baby.

Kimiko: Kaiba that god Card belonged to Yugi.

Kaiba: Exactly, Kimiko. Belonged. Now it's in my possession.

Raimundo: You're just a big haired … cloak wearing … idiot!

Kaiba: Really? You can tell me that once you or your girlfriend's beaten me in a duel!

(Kaiba walked off.)

Marik: And we're still in possession of the Winged Dragon of Ra! Ahahaha!

Omi: I swear, by next round I shall defeat you, take revenge for Clay and reclaim the Egyptian God Card!