A/N: So here is the 3rd
instalment of Love is a Funny thing. In this chap, Bones tells Angela
of her n Booth's relationship. I will try to be as in character as
I can... but I love fluffy moments.
Oh, I am happy! I just bought
S3 of Bones on DVD! I'm from Australia and S2 hasn't even come
out on DVD yet... so I have resorted to buying them online... even
tho the only DVD player in my house that will play a Region 2 DVD is
my Laptop (Which I fondly named Toshy).
Booth groaned loudly as Bones' alarm went off. It was 6. tightened his hold on her after she turned off the piercingshrill. His face nuzzled deeper into his pillow as Bones made an attempt of extracting herself from his death grip. She gave up quickly, she much rather stay curled up with Booth in bed anyway.
"Booth, I need to get up and shower so we
can get to work."
"Can't we just play hooky today and stay
in bed all day?" Booth moaned.
"As good as that sounds, we
can't. I'm behind in work because of you."
"How so?"
"You
keep dragging me away for dinner or lunch Booth. I could spend that
time working." She sighed.
"You'd much rather work than
spend some time with your incredibly sexy, charming boyfriend?"
Booth's voice was low and husky.
"Your ego is going to burst
if you keep talking yourself up like that"
"Those are your
words Bones"
Bones ignored Booth and got out of bed making her
way to the kitchen to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Booth watched her
leave and then sprawled out on her bed closing his eyes and drifted
back to sleep.
Bones walked 15 minutes later to retrieve her clothes for the day so she could shower to find Booth snoring softly. She smiled deviously and swiftly walked into her kitchen, she found the object she was looking for and retreated back to the sleeping Booth. She walked beside him careful not to make any noise and slipped a couple ice cubes down his boxers. His reaction was what she wanted when he sat bolt upright squirming about trying to remove the offending items.
"Jeez Bones! Next time you want me awake
just shake me gently."
"I could have done that but my way was
much more fun"
Booth threw his legs over the side of the bed and
stretched his muscles. Bones started to stare. She knew she would,
she always did.
"If you keep staring at me like that we will be
incredibly late for work."
"Sorry, you just have to stop doing
that when I'm around."
"Do what?"
"Being sexy"
Bones smiled eliciting a similar smile from Booth.
"Your words
not mine."
" I made a fresh jug of coffee, go get some
breakfast or we will be late."
Booth complied and devoured a
toasted bagel with cream cheese and coffee before he donned on his
perfectly tailored suit. He was showered, shaved and ready in thirty
minutes. Booth helped cut time by shaving while Bones was showering.
7.30am and they were out the door and in
Booth's SUV heading in the direction of the Jeffersonian .
"I
don't think I can come round tonight," Booth said as he pulled
into the parking lot.
"Why?"
Booth smiled "Behind on
work. Because of you."
"Because of me!?"
"Yeah, it
seems I can't resist taking you out to lunch and dinner"
Bones
smiled and leaned over the consol to kiss Booth goodbye.
"Well
you better resist today then. I don't want Cullen kicking your ass"
she said as they broke apart.
"Yeah, neither do I. Have a good
day today ok? Don't miss me too much."
Bones got out the car
and smiled, Booth returned the smile and waited until she was safely
in the building before heading in the direction of the FBI.
o0-BONES-0o
Bones walked into the lab and greeted,
Hodgins, Cam and Angela. She made her way to her office to type up
some reports before starting on some bones from Limbo. But before she
could start, Angela walked in and closed the door behind her.
"Ok
sweetie, who is he?"
"Who's who?"
"Don't play dumb.
It doesn't work for you."
"I can honestly say I don't know
what you are talking about."
"Who's the guy you've been
dating?"
"Who said I was dating anyone?"
"Sweetie, who
have been showing up for work after eight am and have been leaving
before six pm. You are constantly smiling and you have brand new
jewellery."
"I was hoping that you wouldn't catch on so
soon"
"Don't ever underestimate my Angela Senses. Now spill,
who is he? "
"Ok, but before I tell you, you have to promise
not to squeal or jump or anything of that nature ok?"
"I
promise! Now tell me, the suspense is killing me here"
"I have
been dating Booth." Bones said quickly.
"Oh my god! Why didn't
you tell me?"
"I guess I just liked it being our little
secret. I wanted to see where it was going before I told anyone. I'm
sorry I didn't tell you sooner."
"I forgive you this time.
But to make it up to me I want details. And not just a quick run
through."
Bones sighed. She knew she was going to have to tell
Angela everything and she knew it was another reason she didn't
want her to know. But Bones would never tell Angela that.
"I'll
tell you what you want to know over lunch ok? I'm buying." Bones
said.
"Ok sweetie. I'll be here at 12 and then we can head
over to the gardens and you can tell me all about Agent
Hottie."
Bones nodded as Angela made her way back to her office,
with a noticeable bounce in her step.
Twelve o'clock came too quickly for
Bones. She was silently dreading her lunch with Angela.
"Ok
Bren, get your lab coat off and let's go, I don't want to waste
any time on the details. I told Cam you were taking an extra long
lunch to make up for all those five-minute lunch breaks you
take.
Bones and Angela stopped at the small cafe in the gardens to
get their lunch. After their lunch had been paid for, Angela led them
to a quiet secluded spot. She wanted no distractions.
"So tell
me..." Angela queried.
"What?"
"Is he a good kisser?
Is he good in bed? What do you guys do?" she answered quickly
"Slow
down! Yes, Booth is an excellent kisser. And he is really good in
bed..."
"Better than Sully?"
"Yes, better than
Sully"
Angela beamed and hugged her friend tightly.
"I knew
it! He looks like the type that would be great in bed, I mean just
looking at him can make any woman orgasm"
"Angela,
please!"
"Oh Bren, you know it's true, I saw the way your
eyes lusted after him before. You know Bren, once word gets out,
you're going to be hated by all the single ladies at the
Jeffersonian, and FBI."
"Well they will just have to deal with
it. I don't see our relationship ending anytime soon."
"I
hope not, you guys are cute with each other. And I've noticed over
the past few weeks how happy you have both been"
"It's the
happiest I have been in a long while. He's just so caring. He knows
when to give me space and he senses what I'm feeling. He's also
fun to be around. I have had pass relationships where all I wanted
was either the sex or company, but with Booth I want both."
"I'm
happy for you both. I want you to know that. You really are perfect
for him. He needed someone who was smart and could keep him on his
toes. You complement each other nicely."
"Thanks Ange, that
really means a lot." They both shared a hug and continued to talk
about Bones' relationship with Booth. After 1 hour of talk, they
headed back to the lab. Both women were talking and laughing when
they entered Bones' office. Booth was lying on her couch but sat up
as soon as he heard his girlfriend's laugh.
"Didn't you have
a mountain load over paperwork to do Booth?" Bones asked, not at
all angry.
"Yes, I did, but it seems I really can't keep away
from you. I kept getting distracted. So I thought I'd come here and
finish it"
"Ah yes that would be logical, we can compare some
notes on casework too."
"Booth, good to know that you're
keeping Bren here satisfied" Angela butted in.
Booth's face
redden and he turned to Bones for what to do.
"I told Angela
about our relationship at lunch today"
Booth nodded and Angela
smiled.
"Ok, I'm going to go leave you two love bird alone."
Angela said with a wink as she moved out the door, closing it.
"So
Temperence... I was wondering about you availability tonight?"
"Free
as a goose. Why?"
"Free as a bird
Bones. I was wondering if you'd like to join me for dinner."
"Of
course I will. What time do you want me to be ready?"
"Just
come by my place at 8."
"Why?"
"Well I found some
vegetarian recipes I'd love to cook you and I think tonight is
perfect."
"Why would tonight be perfect?"
"Because
today is our one month anniversary!"
"I'm all yours tonight
then."
