The second Lenalee saw the new Kanda, she squealed with joy. This scared kitty-Kanda and she hid behind Allen. Her ears flat against her head. Lenalee didn't care.
"Kya!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!! I'm going to make some clothes RIGHT away!" Lenalee sped off to who knows where to do who knows what.
"Jerry-san!" Allen greeted the cook.
"Hello Allen! Is that Kanda!?!?!" Jerry looked torn between the cuteness known as Allen, and the cuteness known as Kanda.
"Yeah. One of Komui's experiments." Allen sighed. Kanda was still fused to his arm. Allen ordered for the two of them. Miraculously, he managed to carry both of their trays and have Kanda still clinging to his arm. He sat Kanda down next to him and gave her the soba that he had ordered for her. Allen began to inhale his food. After the second course, Allen noticed that Kanda hadn't even picked up her chopsticks. Out of the corner of his eye, in slow motion, Allen saw Kanda reach for the edge of the bowl.
"No! Kanda! Don't!" He yelled and stopped the cat girl from spilling soba all over herself. "Can't you use chopsticks?" he asked.
"Nya?" Kanda tilted her head.
"I'll take that as a no." Allen picked up the chopsticks and began to feed the cat-girl.
"Aww. Isn't' that just the cutest thing!" Lavi sat across from the two.
"Shut up." Allen didn't stop looking at Kanda. After he finished feeding her, he turned back to his own meal. Occasionally, the white-haired boy would steal a glance at Kanda. Her cobalt eyes were wide (at least compared to his/her usual narrowed glare) and staring at him in wonder. Allen quickly finished up.
"So, what are you and Yu-chan gunna do now?" Lavi asked. Lucky for him, Kanda was not in the right mind to care about her first name being used.
"I don't know. What do you think?" Allen turned to Lavi. The redhead gained a mischievous grin.
"Well, I did notice that Yu-chan was getting kinda sweaty this morning while he was training." Lavi hinted.
"You're suggesting that I take a bath with her?!?!!?" Allen blushed.
"I'm not suggesting anything." Lavi continued his evil grin.
Yet, Allen fell for it. He and Kanda were standing outside of the male baths. Allen kept looking back and forth down the hall in order to make sure that nobody would see them. Allen couldn't believe what he was about to do. After making absolute sure that nobody was in the bath, Allen pulled Kanda inside and place the 'out of order' sign behind them. That way nobody would intrude.
"Nya?" Allen began to undress himself. He prayed that Kanda wouldn't remember this.
"I'm going to guess that you can't undress either huh?" Allen sighed. Kanda just smiled and stripped. It didn't take long, so when she was completely naked, she pushed herself against Allen and gave him a passionate kiss. Just like before.
"K-Kanda! I know you wouldn't do this under normal circumstances!" Allen gently pushed her off and led her to the bath. The warm water felt good against his skin. But, it was a little hard to enjoy his soak considering the fact that a voluptuous, clingy female was in the bath with him.
Being incredibly embarrassed, Allen tried contemplating how Lavi had convinced him to do this. But he wouldn't go as far to wash Kanda's body. Just her hair.
"Turn around." He told her and pulled out the shampoo. She obeyed and he began to wash her hair. He was careful not to get the shampoo in her ears. There was a soft purring noise coming from Kanda. Allen couldn't help but smile. He had to admit that she was kinda cute. He quickly finished by rinsing her hair and shampooing his own, soft, white locks.
"Nya!" Kanda glomped Allen from behind.
"W-wha!?!?" Allen hadn't even finished rinsing his hair out. It was incredibly awkward for Kanda's bare boobs to be pressed against Allen's bare back. He softly loosened her grip and rinsed out his own hair.
"C'mon." Allen pulled himself out and quickly covered himself with a towel. She got out as well and he handed her a towel without looking at her naked body. Quite an incredible feat. Everything was going great. Until he found out that couldn't dress herself.
"You've got to be kidding me!!!!!!" he muttered to himself. It was easy after he got her male underwear and shirt on. Though it was still incredibly awkward to button her pants. The two escaped the bath house silently.