Chapter 3: And Crystal Dies.
Crystal died. And this is how Crystal died: Brendan, May, Marik, and Mai went to her house and killed her. Max and Yugi were reading their A.R. books when Mai said to Yugi, "Yugi, come here. I have to ask you something." Yugi went up to Mai and asked, "What is it Mom?" "Yugi, what have I found on your computer, it says this:
Max is Things.
Max is Penny the Pelican.
Max is Tony the Tiger.
Max is Peach the Pancreas cancer.
Now Max is Wiggly Wobbuffet.
Max is Daisy the Diarrhea.
Max is Cheesy Boo Chicken Breast.
Now Max is Pooping Poochyena.
Max is a Nigger.
Now Max is Epic Fail Guy.
Now Max is MAAAAP!!!!
Max is Triple Trouble Troll.
Now Max is King of the Trolls (and where the wild things are)
Now Max is Makin' Magic.
Now Max has lost the game. (Failed)
Max is all of these things so far.
Then Yugi said, "Oh, that was just my report." Mai said, "Why do you always fight with your cousin Max?" Then Yugi replied, "Because I don't have a rival; my alter ego Yami's rival is Kaiba, and I don't even have a brother or a sister to rival with!" (They didn't know Joey and Tristan were Yugi's brothers yet.) Then Mai said, "Aww, you look at Max as your brother; I guess. You are off the hook- for now." Then Mai left the room, and she went in the same room Marik was in. And then they both went to their bedroom. And I think you know what they did. Now let's get back to May and Brendan. Then Brendan said to May, "May, let's go in our bedroom." May replied, "Okay." Then all of a sudden, Max ran in there and said, "Yugi wrote a bad report about me and said I was many bad things, like cancer, chicken breast, and a Pooping Poochyena!" Brendan said," Well I'd have to see that, but you can write stuff about Yugi, too. What do you think about this, May?" May replied, "Max can write and submit stuff about Yugi. And there is your answer, son. Also, please tell your brother Tom to st-st-stop (Achoo!) punching the walls." "Oh, okay, I will," replied Max.