Chapter 5: Arkana Purse Eats Dead Puppies

(Warning: Please do not read this chapter if dead things gross you out.)

We'll summarize what happened a little bit. It was Marik and Mai's anniversary, and Bald Dog was angry at Marik for calling him "filthy". He ran out of the room for awhile, and when Marik called him, he jumped into his lap, but he hurt his ding-dongs. But his thingy was okay.

"OWW!" shouted Marik, in pain.

"Arf-ruff-ruff!" (You deserve that!) Bald Dog said.

"Ugh! That's it! Bald Dog, you are going to-wait…" Marik then grabbed the phone and dialed the veterinarian's phone number"

"Hello?" the vet said.

"Hi, I was wondering if this veterinarian office does neutering of dogs." Marik asked.

"OH, MASTER!! I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICE FROM THREE MILES AWAY! HELLO! I DO THAT, AND ANYTHING YOU NEED ME TO!" the "veterinarian" replied, in an excited voice.

"Ah! You're Arkana Purse! I hate you, Purse! But you'll have to do, for now…I'll be there…"

"Okay!" Arkana said in an excited voice, while hanging up and grabbing his clippers.

"Bald Dog, come here!" Marik called.

"Rrrrrr!" Bald dog didn't come.

"Bad Dog!" He said while grabbing Bald Dog and throwing him in a cage.

Marik then drove to Arkana's office, and arrived safely. He then walked inside.

"Can I have his dingys?" Arkana asked in a raspy voice.

"No way!" Marik said.

"Can I suck on them?"

"No! You can only keep them in a jar!"

"Oh, okay." Arkana grabbed Bald Dog, then took him to a room. Marik heard a lot of doggy squeals, and then Purse came out with Bald Dog in around thirty minutes.

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf! (Well even though I can't make any new puppies I still have the ones that were already born! And I made another one into a bitch!) Bald Dog cried.

"Well good for you!" Marik replied.

"No, I ate them!" Arkana Purse said.

"What?" Marik said, surprised.

"I eat dead puppies! I choked Bald Dog's puppies, then I ate them! And I went to a graveyard and dug up dead puppies, and ate them! I don't eat dead dogs, or living puppies, just dead puppies! And I eat them whole!" Arkana Purse said to Marik.

"Eww. You're gross, Purse. (But at least I can tell him to eat dead puppies when he's trying to assault me!) But you got the job done." Marik then paid purse, put bald dog in a cage, then drove back home.