Vampire101: Edward
Klutz4life: Bella
FutureTeller: Alice
BlondesRule: Rosalie
HalfAndHalf: Renesmee
BlackMutt: Jacob
SuperMan: Emmett
BlackMutt: Hey Nessie. How are you?
HalfAndHalf: I'm great Jake. You?
BlackMutt: Feeling great whenever I talk to you :)
BlondesRule: Oh Holy crap! Stop messing with my niece, mutt.
FutureTeller: Now, now, Rosalie. Easy on Nessie. Nothing will happen, YET.
Klutz4life: What do you mean 'YET'?
Vampire101: ALICE. I would rather you keep your thoughts to yourself.
BlackMutt: He he he.
Klutz4Life: JACOB! How dare you! I already allowed you to imprint on Renesmee, and yet you do something STUPID!
HalfAndHalf: Okay, okay. Momma calm down. What is this all about?
Vampire101: Nothing sweetie. :)
BlondesRule: I swear, Mutt. If you do anything stupid, don't EVER come near me again. I'll rip your throat off just like Edward with Bella's rapists.
Klutz4Life: WHAT THE HELL?!?!??!
FutureTeller: ROSALIE! Watch your words!
BlackMutt: What? Tell me all about it!
BlondesRule: Shut up, Mutt.
Vampire101: Shut up Jacob. Stay out of it.
HalfAndHalf: Momma?! You were—
Klutz4Life: NO! No, Renesmee!
Vampire101: Renesmee, I saved your mother before she was… harmed.
BlackMutt: *sigh* Oh well. Hey Nessie. Are you ready?
HalfAndHalf: Hmm. I'm liking the sound of—
Klutz4Life: NESSIE! YOU ARE GROUNDED!
HalfAndHalf: What the damn hell did I say?! Aww, crap! You're ruining my day, Mom.
Vampire101: JACOB. Get out of this conversation before I go there and kill you. Your thoughts were disgusting as those guys at Port Angeles.
Klutz4Life: Nessie, dear. You have ALL eternity to think.
HalfAndHalf: But Jacob won't even be around for all ETERNITY, MOM!
BlondeRules: Nessie. Stop that. JACOB! If I could bite you without anyone seeing, I would do that.
FutureTeller: EDWARD, NO!
Vampire101: I have to, Alice. *panting* I can't control my anger. Rosalie! Come with me! We're going to the Reservation.
BlondeRules: Oh yeah, this is MY chance. *singing This Is My Now by Jordin Sparks*
FutureTeller: I think now is a good idea. Jacob changed his mind. He's making it worse.
BlondeRules and Vampire101 has signed off
BlackMutt: Well, that was a relief. Whew! They left.
FutureTeller: Bella! Bella! I saw something! Come here quick!
FutureTeller and Klutz4Life has signed off
HalfAndHalf: We're alone now Jakey.
BlackMutt: Who's your daddy? I AM, Nessie. I want you, right now.
HalfAndHalf: I know.
BlackMutt: Renesmee, this is your father, Edward. I am seriously grounding you for a year. NO EXCEPTIONS. For a young lady, you are truly absurd!
HalfAndHalf: Awww crap! I always get caught! Damn hell!
BlackMutt: Have to go Renesmee. I love you! *kisses tenderly on the lips, imaginarily*
HalfAndHalf: Get a life, Jacob! Because of you, I'm not going out anywhere. *slaps Jacob imaginarily*
BlackMutt has signed off.
SuperMan: Well that was interesting. And I thought your Aunt Rose and I were more intense. *wipes imaginary sweat from forehead*
HalfAndHalf: Aww crap, Unca Emmett! *crying*
SuperMan: Aww sorry Kid. I meant that as a joke.
HalfAndHalf has now signed off
SuperMan: Rose! I need you! I need you inside me! *Singing Babv Come Back*
BlondeRules: Coming home Emmett. I won't give up so easily now. :)
SuperMan and BlondeRules has now signed off
Klutz4Life: That was interesting. =))
Klutz4Life has now signed off
Okaaay. Reviews please! Thankies! :)
Kinda fun making this. :))