ReneeDwyer: Renee

Klutz4Life: Bella

Vampire101: Edward

HalfAndHalf: Renesmee

FutureTeller: Alice

FutureTeller: And so, Bella.. How did you do last night?

Klutz4Life: Well, I still got that blood stain. Damn it. I don't know how you do it. I mean, it's been seven years! What the damn hell am I gonna do if a human sees me?

FutureTeller: Well, I don't see anything coming out, Bella. So you should be just fine.

Vampire101: Does it make you feel better if I tell you that it took me 20 years before I got this hunting just right?

Klutz4Life: Well, if you're telling the truth. Then I will.

FutureTeller: He's lying Bella. But surely, he just wants to make you feel better.

HalfAndHalf: Oh come on! Do you think Momma's the only one who's got a problem with that? You're looking at a half-vampire-half-human here who can't even drink blood straight from the bite! I have to let the blood squirt out before I even drink it. It's like a dog drinking from the cold floor.

Vampire101: *chuckles*

Klutz4Life: Edward! Don't laugh at Renesmee!

HalfAndHalf: Aunt Alice! *crying and touches Alice's cheek*

FutureTeller: Oh, now you've ruined it Edward.

Vampire101: Could you just tell me and keep your thoughts a secret? It's giving me a damn migraine!

Klutz4Life: Hmm. Edward! DAMN IT! You were supposed to be comforting Renesmee! Not discouraging and bullying her!

Vampire101weetheart, it wasn't that.

HalfAndHalf: Whatever Dad. *cries*

FutureTeller: As far as I'm concerned, I'm on Bella's side.

Klutz4Life: So. Back to hunting. You really should be trying very hard, Renesmee. It's very hard, I know. We both feel the same. But I know you can do it. Animal blood tastes good anyway.

Vampire101: And Tanya gave me dinosaur blood. VERY satisfying.

Klutz4Life: ……

Vampire101: It really IS satisfying. BLOOD of all kinds. But you're blood tastes the sweetest.

ReneeDwyer: What? Hunting?! What is that all about? You drink BLOOD?! OH HELL!

FutureTeller: Sorry, Bella, Edward and Renesmee. Didn't see that one coming.

ReneeDwyer: Alice can see the future?? What the damn hell is this all about???

Klutz4Life: Oh SHIT! Now we've done it! OH HELL!

Vampire101: Hi Renee. :) *goes blank* Okay, Alice.

FutureTeller: Good, Edward. GO!

HalfAndHalf: Hi grandma! *gives Renee a hug* You're so warm and… delicious..

ReneeDwyer: WHAT?!

FutureTeller: Hi Renee! Renesmee meant that you smelled. . uhm . .

Klutz4Life: Sweet.

ReneeDwyer: Thanks. So what about the blood? Do you drink? What is this all about!

Klutz4Life: OH DAMN HELL! SHIT! What do we do?!

HalfAndHalf: Grandma, don't worry about Momma, she's just drunk, that's all.

Klutz4Life: THE HELL I'M NOT!

FutureTeller: *slaps Bella* Shut up Bella. You ARE drunk remember?

Vampire101: Yes, she is. . drunk. I guess that's how you could call it. She kept on screaming that she was a vampire. Silly, isn't it?

ReneeDwyer: Really? Oh poor Bella.

Klutz4Life: *opens mouth to say something*

HalfAndHalf and FutureTeller: *shuts Bella's mouth with their hands*

Klutz4Life: MM—HMM MM-HMM! Imm nnmmmm drunkmmm!!

Vampire101: Renee, could I ask a favor from you?

ReneeDwyer: Sure, Edward. I'm all ears.

Vampire101: Could you please leave us for a moment?

FutureTeller: We'd just like Bella to return to her normal self. You know, until she could speak appropriately.

Klutz4Life: I AM NOT DRUNK! WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO WITH MOM! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHE KNOWS! And you're simply gonna let her get away with it. Pathetic.

HalfAndHalf: You see, grandma? She's not stable. :) So I need you to go. Please. Thanks Grandma.

ReneeDwyer: Okay. I love you Bella, Edward, and Nessie.

FutureTeller: *clears throat*

ReneeDwyer: Oh, and you too Alice. Take care.

ReneeDwyer has signed off

Klutz4Life: *sounding sarcastic* Well, shit! That went quite well.

Vampire101: Be.. oh damn I forgot.

FutureTeller: *high pitched voice* I know! I know! Bella, Edward was going to tell you that you should relax.

Vampire101: Thank you, Alice.

HalfAndHalf: Mom, calm down. Renee is already.. aware. Uhm, wait. That was Charlie.

FutureTeller: *clears throat* Bella. Edward made a plan, to make you calm down. I'll grab Renesmee and we'll go shopping. I'll drag Carlisle and Esme to Las Vegas. Emmett and Rosalie to Germany to visit Vladmir and all that crap. Then Jasper can come with us.

Klutz4Life: Oh. I like that, Edward. :)

Vampire101: Let's go. :) *drags Bella to the room*

Vampire101 and Klutz4Life has signed off

FutureTeller: Come one Nessie! More shopping! :)

HalfAndHalf: I've been waiting for that! CRAP! Let's go!

FutureTeller and HalfAndHalf has signed off