YMing with The Cullens

by MaysileeAbernathy

What happens when you put the Cullens and the Yahoo! Messenger altogether? Rated K for some parts. Installments follow. : Some chapters may be Rated T and Rated M. Depends on people's requests. :

4. Bella, Edward and Alice

IMissEdward: Tanya

Klutz4Life: Bella

Vampire101: Edward

HalfAndHalf: Renesmee

FutureTeller: Alice

IMissEdward: ….and so, Edward. That was how I felt when the Volturi killed Irina.

Vampire101: I am deeply sorry, Irina. :)

Klutz4Life: Oh shut up. This is so sick, Edward.

HalfAndHalf: MOM! Be the crap good to Aunty Tanya!

Klutz4Life: WHAT?! It's not like I WAS the one who was getting nearer and nearer to your father a century ago, Nessie.

Vampire101: Bella, I thought we have talked about this.

IMissEdward: Oh Edward, don't mind her. Ahhhhh, Edward.

Klutz4Life: AH! SHUT THE HELL UP TANYA!

HalfAndHalf: Get a life, Mom.

Vampire101: Bella! CRAP! I love you! Isn't that enough?! I granted you your immortality just to be with me, and then you still don't trust me?

Klutz4Life: NO! THAT IS NOT ENOUGH! Not when I see you gallivanting with that… that… STRAWBERRY BLONDE FREAK!

IMissEdward: Ouch. Dammit.

Vampire101: If that's what you think, then I'll certainly prove you wrong.

FutureTeller: Bella! Oh damn! I've got to tell you what he's gonna do!

Vampire101: Uh. No, you won't. :))

FutureTeller: Awww, dammit. My vision is giving me a headache. Damn. Bella! I'll go there!

FutureTeller has now signed off

IMissEdward: Ackh. I hate vampires. Why the HELL did I even bother to be one? Crap.

IMissEdward has now signed off.

HalfAndHalf: Momma, can I come there? I'm done with school work and I was hoping that I could hunt with you. :)

Klutz4Life: Well, sure Ho—

Vampire101: Oh no, you don't. You're coming with me, Bella.

HalfAndHalf: Momma?

Klutz4Life: I'm so sorry Renesmee. But I guess you're cheating dad wants something from me.

HalfAndHalf: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! This is the only chance that I get to spend time with you and then you bail on me for a PLAYER?! GET A ROOM!

Vampire101: Indeed we will, Renesmee.

Klutz4Life: Hi Edward, Nessie. Alice here. I just told Bella what you were planning Edward. And Renesmee, dear, you are gonna tag along with ME. SHOPPING!

HalfAndHalf: Aww damn crap. Not again!

Klutz4Life: There are gonna be boys. HOT VAMPIRE BOYS.

HalfAndHalf: LET'S GO! *chuckles happily*

Vampire101: mm-hmm. Alice, good plan. I'd take that rather than Jacob. Well done, should I be commending you for that?

Klutz4Life: *rolls eyes* Yes Edward. *sarcastic tone*

Vampire101: Then I shall grant you with a Porsche. A new one. We'll give Charlie the old one. Just put red and blue lights on top. 'Kay?

Klutz4Life: Sure sure. Bye Edward. Nessie, I'll meet you by Charlie's.

HalfAndHalf has signed off

Vampire101: Bella? Love? Let's go now.

Klutz4Life: Yeah, Edward. What do you want me to wear for today?

Vampire101: My wife.

Klutz4Life: Oh, so that means I shouldn't wear anything?

Vampire101: EXACTLY. Not even an underwear.

OKAY guys. So please review. It helps me think of new chapters to write. Please do comment with suggestions. :)

THANKS a LOT!