YMing with The Cullens

by MaysileeAbernathy

What happens when you put the Cullens and the Yahoo! Messenger altogether? Rated K for some parts. Installments follow. : Some chapters may be Rated T and Rated M. Depends on people's requests. :

6. The Human Hunt

BlackMutt: Jacob

Klutz4Life: Bella

Vampire101: Edward

HalfAndHalf: Renesmee

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Vampire101: Bella, sweetie, how're your eyes?

Klutz4Life: They're alright. Thanks. *smiles*

HalfAndHalf has signed in

BlackMutt has signed in

BlackMutt: Hey, Bells. How're things goin'?

HalfAndHalf: Daddy!

Vampire101: *chuckles* What is it, Nessie?

Klutz4Life: Things are alright, Jacob. What'd you and Nessie do all day?

HalfAndHalf: I'll tell you later, Dad. *smiles*

BlackMutt: Ah, you'll find this really funny.

HalfAndHalf: JAKE!

BlackMutt: Shhh! *covers Nessie's mouth* Nessie hunted a HUMAN. *laughs boisterously*

Vampire101: WHAT?!

Klutz4Life: Jacob, how could you let her do that!?

BlackMutt: I can't do anything about it. When I did, Nessie actually growled at me. Ha ha.

HalfAndHalf: Jake, I already feel bad. Okay? *smiles*

Vampire101: What's so funny, Renesmee?

HalfandHalf: It tasted REALLY good.

Klutz4Life: OH. I get the point. Well, you really couldn't control yourself. You're really not one of the in-control half vampires I've ever known. So that's okay, dear. But next time, please be cautious. *hugs Renesmee*

BlackMutt: Nice to see Bella on our side, bloodsu—

HalfAndHalf: Jake. We talked about this. If ever you call my Dad bloodsucker, you're referring to me and my Mom.

BlackMutt: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Vampire101: This is very pathetic. Bella, can't you see that it isn't right? Jacob, I will.. will..

BlackMutt: What are you gonna do? SPARKLE ME TO DEATH? That's just pretty, Edward. *laughs*

Klutz4Life: *laughs really loud*

HalfAndHalf: *chuckles* Sparkles. That's cute, Jake. ROFL.

Vampire101: It's a possibility, wolf. I'm giving you a minute to run away.

BlackMutt: So now we're playing hide and seek? Glorious! C'mon, Nessie. This'll be really fun. Hahaha!

BlackMutt and HalfAndHalf has signed off

Klutz4Life: Edward, forgive Renesmee. Please?

Vampire101: I wouldn't. I couldn't see the light, really.

Klutz4Life: Remember that you've also killed humans. And that sometimes, giving in to your instincts wouldn't help to stop thinking about who you're attacking.

Vampire101: *panting with anger* I just didn't want this to happen to her. It's criminal. We'll talk later, love. *evil smile* I'm going to hunt down Jacob.

Klutz4Life: Okay, love. I'll be waiting in the cottage! *kisses Edward tenderly* Don't hurt Jacob. Just hunt.

Vampire101 has now signed off.

Klutz4Life: *sighs* Handling a husband and a son-in-law is giving me a vampire headache.

AN: OKAY. I've been hit by inspiration. Review please :D And give me some ideas that could give birth to more chapters!