AN: Well, here's another story. I'm thinking about transforming this into a story and not just a YM-ing scheme. Just for it to be more legal.
Klutz4Life: Bella
Vampire101: Edward
Superman: Emmett
AliceIsMyLife: Jasper
FutureTeller: Alice
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STATUS ON YM:
Edward Cullen "I'm really bored…"
Conference:
SuperMan: Yo, bro. Where's Bella?
AliceIsMyLife: Yeah, where's Bella?
Vampire101: She's at home.
Klutz4Life: I'm stuck here like hell for the next 5 days.
FutureTeller: I'll take you shopping if you want, Bella! *giggles*
Klutz4Life: No! Pleeeeaaaseeeeee nooooo! Edward!
SuperMan: Then why are you bored, Edward?
AliceIsMyLife: You can, like, go to her house, right?
Vampire101: She's got her period, okay!? *wipes imaginary sweat from forehead*
FutureTeller: Oooo, you know what Bella? Never mind. I'll pass…
SuperMan: That's just unlucky, man.
Vampire101: Alice, a little warning would've been nice. *sighs*
Klutz4Life: Can you please not tell everybody that I have my period? Thanks, Edward. *annoyed*
Vampire101: But it's still true, love. And my brothers are asking why I'm so bored. And here I am. Bored like hell because you have your period!
Klutz4Life: Well, I'm sorry if I am so human! I'm sorry if I have my period! This is just pathetic, Edward. We have sex everyday and I don't even tell anyone about it but here you are, telling them that I have my period when you're freaking bored!
AliceIsMyLife: Woooh, that's tight.
SuperMan: Man, Edward. That's like, everyday.
Vampire101: It's still your fault, though, Bella. *sighs*
FutureTeller: Edward, stop that. You'll make her.. angry.
Klutz4Life: I'm already angry. Thanks for the notification, Alice. *really annoyed and faces Edward* And how is this my fault?
Vampire101: You won't allow us to do it even if you have your period.
Klutz4Life: Are you stupid? I can't even tell anyone that I have my period, Edward. I'm ashamed. But here you are telling them. At least, I don't tell anyone that you sparkle like a little fairy, Edward! I don't run around telling anyone that you're like a little bitch who sparkles in the sunlight. It's because that's just GAY, Edward!
FutureTeller: C'mon, Bella. I'll take you shopping. To calm you down. *worried*
Klutz4Life: Great idea, Alice. At least, you know how to hide yourself from the sun.
Klutz4Life and FutureTeller has now signed off.
SuperMan: Now I don't even have the guts to show off anymore. Hmm. But that just you, Edward. Sparkly little vampire. Hahaha!
AliceIsMyLife: Eff your life, Edward.
SuperMan and AliceIsMyLife has now signed off.
Vampire101: *singing I'm A Barbie Girl*
AN: That's reaaaally bad of Bella, eh? Haha. This chapter was inspired by a picture that I've seen on Facebook. I think some of you would have seen that picture already. SORRY TEAM EDWARD! If I hurt Edward. It already hurt my ego to write this. Haha :) REVIEW please :) And tell me what more you'd like to see. :D