BlackMutt: Jacob
HalfAndHalf: Renesmee
BlondesRule: Rosalie
Vampire101: Edward
Klutz4Life: Bella
HalfAndHalf: Hey Jake! What have you been up to? I haven't seen you in days! *smiles*
BlackMutt: Well, there's a pretty good reason, really.
Vampire101: Ha! *laughs* I can't wait to hear this one.
BlondesRule: You've got to be kidding, Edward. *rolls eyes* You've already heard it in the mutt's head.
Vampire101: It's just hilarious. You'll see why.
Klutz4Life has signed in
Klutz4Life: Did I miss anything? *panting*
HalfAndHalf: No. You didn't miss anything, Mom. Jake's about to tell me why I haven't seen him in days.
BlackMutt: Yeah, so as I was saying. . .
Vampire101: *listening carefully, trying not to laugh*
BlondesRule: *all ears*
Klutz4Life: *sigh*
BlackMutt: Stop it with the asterisks, will ya? I don't need to know what your expressions are. *chuckles*
HalfAndHalf: You're doing it too. So what? What have you been up to?
BlackMutt: I bought a dog! *smiles reaching ears*
Klutz4Life: That's it? *annoyingly smiling*
Vampire101: Ha! Ha ha ha! That's really good, Jacob.
BlondesRule: It's about time you bought a brother.
BlackMutt: It's a girl. It's a bitch. Just like you, Rosalie! *laughing on the floor*
HalfAndHalf: A dog? That's great, Jake!
Klutz4Life: Good joke, Jacob. *laughs*
BlondesRule: Oh ha ha, Mutt.
BlackMutt: Good to know you appreciate it. You wanted me to stop with the blonde jokes. Well, there you go. You're welcome.
BlondesRule: I'm not thankful, dog.
Vampire101: Well, now that you've got a female companion . . . would you forget Renesmee? *snickers*
HalfAndHalf: Daddy! *slaps him imaginarily*
BlondesRule: Yeah, mongrel. It's about time you found someone to love from your own kind.
BlackMutt: Hey, blondie! How do you make a nice blonde turn into a naughty one?
BlondesRule: I don't want to know.
Klutz4Life: I wanna know. *still laughing* I can't stop, really.
Vampire101: This is gonna be good.
BlackMutt: Tie her to a female dog. *laughs* Get it? Female dog – bitch?
BlondesRule: Yeah, I get it. Get new jokes, mongrel.
HalfAndHalf: *laughing* Good one, Jake. Aunt Rosalie? Come on. Have a little fun.
BlondesRule: I'm tired of all these blonde jokes. It's time I do something better than conferencing with someone ignorant.
BlackMutt: Wow. *clapping* Look who's talking.
BlondesRule: You disgust me.
BlondesRule has now signed out
Vampire101: Well, Jacob. I'm giving you a thumbs up on that one with Rosalie.
Klutz4Life: She didn't deserve it though.
BlackMutt: You kept laughing, Bella. What's the problem?
HalfAndHalf: It's Rosalie's birthday today, Jake.
BlackMutt: Oh. OH. Tell blondie that that was my birthday joke. I would've placed a bunch of ribbons on her head if I were there. Happy birthday, Blondie! *snickers*
Vampire101 and Klutz4Life has now signed off
BlackMutt: Well, rude.
HalfAndHalf: Don't worry. Aunt Rose made them sign out. Cold shoulder. *oof* Look Mutt, thanks for the greeting.
BlackMutt: My pleasure. Hey Rosalie, what's the best gift for a blonde?
HalfAndHalf: …
BlackMutt: A mirror and puddle of mud.
BlackMutt and HalfAndHalf has now signed off.
AN: Okay, I'm not really sure if any of what I said just made sense. Haha, I don't have any Twi-juices that could inspire this. Refer to Stuck instead? Thanks. REVIEW PLEASE! It means a lot to me. As in, a lot.