YMing with The Cullens

by MaysileeAbernathy

What happens when you put the Cullens and the Yahoo! Messenger altogether? Rated K for some parts. Installments follow. : Some chapters may be Rated T and Rated M. Depends on people's requests. :

9. Damages

BlondesRule: Rosalie

SuperMan: Emmett

LovesToCook: Esme

Vampire101: Edward

Vampire101: So, how's the second honeymoon?

SuperMan: It was great, actually. Better than the first one.

BlondesRule: I have to say the same.

SuperMan: Esme, thanks for letting us borrow Isle Esme. *smiles*

LovesToCook: You're welcome. I'm not happy with what happened though. :|

BlondesRule: Uh-oh, Emmett.

Vampire101: Why, what happened?

LovesToCook: Don't worry, Rose and Emmett. I don't know what happened there. I'm just wondering why the bill I received is high.

SuperMan: Bill? What bill?

LovesToCook: The Portuguese helpers sent me the bill of the list of things they bought for replacement of a lot of furniture in the house. It would have been alright for me but the bill is really just high.

Vampire101: *laughs*

BlondesRule: Shut up, Edward. *snickers*

SuperMan: How high? :(

LovesToCook: Emmett McCarty Cullen and Rosalie Hale Cullen, you owe me $10,000.

Vampire101: =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

SuperMan: Oh man. Rose, we'll have to split up the payment.

LovesToCook: Jesus, you two!

Vampire101: Jeez! *laughing real hard* What did you do? Have sex all day? What the hell? ROFL.

LovesToCook: You've broke down so many houses before. When I let you borrow the house, it didn't mean that you should break the furniture too.

Vampire101: Rosalie, why don't you tell us everything that you broke so we can canvass what we need for the interior decorations? *snickering*

BlondesRule: Well, *ashamed* the bed frame, wood frame, dining table, the sofa in the entertainment room…

SuperMan: The CD holders, the blue room, the steps on the stairs. Maybe bathroom tiles too. Oh, shower head. That was epic.

BlondesRule: Emmett, I know how much you loved that moment but now's really not the right time to mention it. Maybe later you could do that again. *flirt smile*

Vampire101: Crap! And I thought that Bella and I were worse! =))))))) *laughing hysterically*

SuperMan: We almost broke the house. *scratching head*

BlondesRule: Emmett!

SuperMan: Oops. *turning red imaginarily*

LovesToCook: Alright, that's it! I'm kicking the two of you out. AGAIN! Not only are you paying for the damages, you are also kicked out. You are PAYING for your own house, apartment or whatever home that you live in and break.

SuperMan: Oh man! What're we going to do, Rose?

BlondesRule: *glares at Emmett*

SuperMan: What?

BlondesRule: We'll talk later.

SuperMan: In the shower? Sure.

Vampire101: You two are DISGUSTING.

Vampire101 and LovesTooCook has now signed off.

BlondesRule: You still owe me a lot of sessions, Emmett.

BlondesRule has now signed off.

SuperMan: No matter how much damage we cost, I'll keep in mind our mastery. *laughing really hard*

SuperMan has now signed off.

AN: Okay. Green joke? I don't have any more in mind, I swear, so I whipped this up. Haha. Did you like it? Review please! :D It means a lot, you know.

"I'm sure it'll warm the cockles of her heart." –Jacob referring to my happiness about reviews. Haha. BREAKING DAWN QUOTE! :D