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Recap:
"While he's up there, Sasuke and Lee snicker at him behind his back, Lee quickly then said, 'Ahh… jackass…'" – Chapter 3
Chapter Four
"Ok, so apparently the person making the food caught on fire, so McDonald's is now suing us for one of their employees dying while on OUR order," Naruto said in a slightly worried tone as he returned to the table. Sasuke quickly reacted by shouting,
"WHAT!? Come on; let's go before they make us get a lawyer." But when they tried to run for the door, a bunch of employees blocked the exit. Lee then ran up in front of them and sweep kicked the guarding employees. The three made it outside and ran like hell into the woods, but Sasuke ran and jumped on a tree that overlooked the fast-food establishment. He then threw a kunai with a small thread attached to it leading from the McDonald's straight to him, he then mad the hand signs: Snake, Dragon, Rabbit, Tiger. Then clenched his fists behind him and exhaled humungous flames out of his mouth, which traveled down the thread, engulfing the McDonald's and everyone inside in a giant hellfire storm. Sasuke quickly caught up to the others and Naruto asked Sasuke where he was, but Sasuke simply told him that he was just taking care of business. The three then saw an array of ninja with the McDonald's golden arches as the symbol on their headbands, and completely entrapped them in a ring of the ninja. They all then zoomed into the three and as they got close, the image "L2+R2" appeared flashing on the bottom of the screen. Naruto looked down and reacted to the ninja by shouting out,
"NOW!!!" Then the flashing symbol on the bottom on the screen flashed bigger and disappeared. The three jumped into the air, Naruto made the rasengan in his hand with Lee spinning chakra around his hand, and Sasuke used his fireball jutsu to enfold the rasengan in flames. Lee then used a kick to propel Naruto at great speeds towards the group of bewildered ninja, screaming,
"HOT, HOT, HOT!!!" on the way there. Naruto thrusted the rasengan forward, creating an engulfing explosion of fire and loose chakra. Sasuke and Lee both landed on the ground and gazed into the fire, then Sasuke asked,
"Hey Lee, how'd you make Naruto's rasengan If you can't use your chakra?" Lee responds with,
"Oh that! Well, you see, while I was training vigorously with Guy-sensei, he found out a way to let me use chakra, just a little though, but it's in these bandages, they are supposed to be made out of a sacred kind of cloth, I still can't use jutsu, but I can add a sort of force to my attacks, like this!" Lee then thrusted his fist towards a tree and it left a big indentation into it. Lee then reluctantly stated,
"Uugh… I can only use it so many times, though, much like you with your chidori."
"Yeah," Sasuke responded with a cool tone, all of the sudden Naruto came walking out of the flames and shouted,
"I COULD'VE USED A LITTLE HELP IN THERE YOU KNOW!!!"
"I ain't steppin' in there, it's full of fire, I'll get burned and mess up my hair," Sasuke said, as if it wasn't that big of a deal. All of a sudden large waves of ninja emerge from the treetops and surround the three. Sasuke got annoyed and pulled out an M16 and shot down every single one in a matter of seconds. When they all fell, Sasuke stated that the three of them should go before more appear.
When they arrived in the next city, they decide to head to a local items shop to stock up on weapons and ammo, but when they arrived to the nearest one, it was closed.
"Hmm, I need ammo," Sasuke suddenly said.
"Oh well, there's probably another ammo shop somewhere," Naruto said,
"and besides, we can make du— uhh, Sasuke? What are you—" Sasuke suddenly crashed through the window, setting off an alarm, which attracts the attention of the local authorities. Sasuke grabs a large amount of ammo and jumps out.
"SASUKE, YOU IDIOT, NOW WE'RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF SHADOW CLONES!!!!!" Naruto shouted at Sasuke. The turquoise-haired woman in front of the rest of the police commands the three to stop where they are, then a look alike insists that they are not clones, but rather sisters. Naruto ponders this thought for a second and then starts to say,
"…Wait… sisters…? …" then he continues by shouting in disbelief, "SISTERS!?! ALL OF YOU!?! ARE YOU ALL TWINS OR SOMETHING!?!?!" The front officer agrees to this statement. Naruto begins slowly counting off his fingers on how many there are, and stops at 35.
"Wait… HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL TWINS, THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, UNLESS YOUR MOTHER WAS A COMPLETE FATASS!!!" Naruto angrily shouted. Sasuke hit him upside his head and said, "Shut up and let's go." The three of them instantly got out of there as fast as they could, completely eluding the cops. They went eastward towards a city known as Oreburgh, they quickly make it most of the way through before stopping to catch their breaths.
After resting for about ten minutes the three continued onward. Naruto all of the sudden hears a weird noise that he describes as an erotic moaning noise coming from behind a few bushes. The three work there ways silently through a few thickets to see a girl with long brown hair, a white sun cap, a torn up blue sleeveless shirt that no longer covered her torso, and a torn-off red miniskirt damp with sweat. The poor girl, probably a couple years younger than they were, was being savagely raped by a kid in a red cap and a pokémon known as an Ivysaur. Sasuke got annoyed by what he saw, but not at the boy and the ivysaur, he was irritated at the girl. He then stood up and angrily said,
"Hey, maybe that little dinosaur doesn't want to have sex with you, did you ever think about its feelings!?" Naruto and Lee stood up and both shouted,
"SASUKE, YOU IDIOT, AND NOW THEY KNOW WHERE WE ARE!!!" The boy comes over with an angry expression and commands Sasuke to mind his own business and get lost. Sasuke becomes infuriated and activates his chidori in his hand and immediately jabs it through the boy's chest, then pulls his hand out. The boy collapses dead and the three jump out to help the girl out. Lee shoos away the ivysaur and Naruto helps the girl up. He then grabs her panties that were on the ground at least five feet from where the girl was on the ground. She nervously takes it and immediately puts it on along with an extra bra and shirt and her skirt, which was also on the ground. She thanks the three and introduces herself as Leaf.
"Leaf? I have friends who's names are types of flowers, but I gotta say, your name is just plain lazy," Sasuke said mockingly. This made her sad, and Sasuke simply told her to get over it. Naruto glared at Sasuke for his cruelty, then he introduced himself,
"It's ok, don't listen to him. My name's Naruto Uzumaki!"
"I am Rock Lee, pleased to meet you!" Lee said with his hand in a saluting position with his teeth sparkling.
"Hmph, Sasuke Uchiha…" Sasuke said mysteriously. The girl states that she owes the three her life and asks where they're going. Sasuke then explains their current situation, and the girl claims to know a shortcut to their destination and asks if she can accompany them on their adventure, Naruto and Lee agree, while Sasuke states that he doesn't mind as long as she won't be a burden. She promises that she won't, and the three, now four move on through the forest, eventually discovering a cave.
"Ugh, let's go around it," Sasuke suggests, "we don't have time to get lost in a cave." Sasuke and Lee jump up to a higher elevation over the entrance.
"Hey, you can't jump like us right?" Naruto asks Leaf,
"Well, come on, get on my back, I'll carry you!"
"Are you sure?" Leaf asks nervously.
"Of course! Come on!" Leaf then climbs onto Naruto's back as if he were giving her a piggyback ride. Naruto then jumps up with Sasuke and Lee and they continue over the cave into a city.
"Huh, I am guessing that this is Oreburgh. It is getting late, let us call it a night, I can see a hotel," Lee suggested.
"Right," Sasuke agrees. They all head to the hotel and pay for a one-night room for four. They then lay down in their beds without one word to each other and fall asleep. Leaf thinks to herself and suddenly starts having feelings for Naruto, thinking that he's different from other guys, and falls asleep peacefully.