Luis: Where the hell have you been! We've been standing around here waiting for hours!!!
?!?: Well, you see what happened was some jerk pigeon stole my peace sign earrings, the pigeon flew to some Skool down the street. So know right, the pigeon now named Washi (eagle) have this gang called the Warblers (heh, Warriors) that fight on Friday afternoons and night against the Nut Crackers.
Leon: Don't ask me when I came. More importantly why are pigeons in gang wars against each other? What does it have to do with you?
?!?: The pigeons aren't against each other!
Salazar: Then who? [Where did he come from?]
?!?: The squirrels of course!
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Chapter 5:Contemplation-hen
THUD!!!
Luis was awake; unfortunately, he just fell off one of the branches.
"SH^T $$ B!TCH M^THAF^ (KA!!!" (Look who woke up on the wrong side of the bed). But thankfully, he landed on that giant head of his, which broke his fall. Leon did a turn-snuggle move, opening his eyes only to see his buddy writhing in pain.
Luis caught his eye. "Oh! He-hey there amigo! It's a good thing you're wake," he brushed off his black pants."Did I miss something last night?" "Yes you did Leon, so let me start..."
Luis informed the agent about their mission change, them nearly being discovered by Salazar, and the best kinds of muffins.
"I think blueberry's awesome too...So I wonder what's so special about the mini mountain." Odd enough, the mountain was shaped like a giant balled up fist, scratch that- a hand giving the good ol' "f^ck you!!" sign. Before was a great deal of forest leading up to The Sign.
"Well, since the villagers didn't mash our brains out, maybe we should give it a try, right Lu?" Luis thought hard (the first definition of it). "What does 'contemplation-hen' means? Oh, and answer your question, I say yes Leo. But just know that," he stepped over to station himself in front of Leon, and kneeled down too close. "I won't let anything happen to you." *smile!* Leon just scurried past the pervy man. "Well, let's just go alright," still avoiding contact, Leon just pulled his top hat over his face (bright red might I add). But because Luis didn't see that, he had that really bad feeling; heart-broken best described it. "Uhh, wait up Leon!" Luis struggled to get his things together. /To think that all this time he was just playing along with me.../Luis started to jog after a speed walking Leon.
A tear falling leaf covered the remains of a teardrop in the grass.
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?!?: Awww, no! Sadness...
Luis: *sniffles* being out of character hurts!!! It feels like my heart actually hurts!
?!?: Sorry, today's chat has been cut off, see ya!
Luis: ITAI!!! IT BURNS!!!